"Huh, no, why are you so concerned about this kind of thing today, you have to buy the master home to summon him? Tell me quickly! What kind of idea did the master play? Why did the master smell of conspiracy?!"

Xie Yu saw that the little girl was blushing and didn't speak, and was about to bury her head in the barbecue and wine again, but after thinking about it, she felt a little strange

- This little girl has always ignored her love, and her impression in her mind is so bad, how can she suddenly want to buy herself back?

I have such a bad temper with her, if I see myself every day when I buy it back, then the little girl must be mad?

Moreover, I can't promise that I won't peek at her bath then!

Don't...... Her eyes, which had been blind until now, finally opened? Finally, she realized that the young master was handsome, chic, wise, martial, talented, wise, brave, etc., etc., etc., so she wanted to envelop herself?

Well...... It seems unlikely, this little girl has always had a problem with her eyes, otherwise how would she regard the cunning and obscene, and at the same time a little drunkard and a little pervert as cute, simple and kind? Which of these words can match the idiot bird-Xie Yu shook his head, and quickly denied this unrealistic idea in his heart. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"You just said that the whip has been beaten eighteen thousand times, how strange is it that it comes out of your mouth......? It can't be that the little master is regarded as a male pet, right?!" Xie Yu slapped his thigh, and the evil picture of the little girl wearing small leather pants and holding a small whip at herself on the ground came to her mind, and she couldn't help but shudder, and then immediately became angry: "The master warns you, don't move your mind, and dispel this shameful idea as soon as possible! The master is not the kind of person you think!"

"What's the mess? What's wrong with the whip? Our family punishes the family with whips...... Why is it weird?" Nicole's expression couldn't help but be a little dazed, and even dazed with the bird that had just fallen to the ground.

In fact, what Nicole was thinking in her heart was that once this hateful rascal boy fell into her hands, hum...... If you don't obey, you will whip him or serve him with a military stick, and then let this kid be so cheap! When the time comes, you won't let yourself rub and bully? If you want him to be round, if you want him to be flat, you will be flat, and you will just be out of the anger you have suffered these days!

Imagine this shameless little rascal lying at his feet crying and begging for mercy, a handful of snot and tears of painful repentance, hehe...... This kind of relieving scene is very cool to think about!

However, what Nicole didn't understand was that she just said the whip in passing, and when the servants in the house made mistakes, they usually used the whip to whip it!

And...... And look at his humiliated face, as if he wants to take advantage of him!

This little bastard must have some dirty thoughts going on in his head...... Well, it must be like this! This incorrigible idiot!

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Xie Yu was in a hurry just now, and shouted out with a smooth mouth, he never liked this kind of perverted tone of dripping candles and small leather whips.

Being trampled under the feet of a chick dressed as a queen and whipped with a little whip?

But after shouting, Xie Yu looked at the blankness in Nicole's eyes, and it was indeed clear that his eyes were not like a disguise, so he put his mind at ease, and secretly blamed himself for thinking too much - in addition to the prosperity of magic and the extreme popularity of martial arts in this world, if you only talk about technology and civilization, it is about the same as Europe two thousand years ago, and it is really incomparable with the modern technology that Xie Yu is familiar with!

After a false alarm, Xie Yu breathed a sigh of relief, waved his hand, and didn't bother to joke with this little girl anymore, and said impatiently: "Master doesn't have time to deal with you now...... What should I do, don't disturb Yaxing who is eating here!"

"Are you willing to come? You just yelled so much that you made Sister Yawen and the elves unhappy, it's really embarrassing, you rude men, can't you be more elegant? You talk and act without manners and manners, it's too embarrassing for human beings! And the two of you, don't play with this little rascal in the future, you're all ruined...... I'm all ashamed of you, don't let those elf brothers and sisters see jokes anymore!"

Nicole found that there was no way to do it, and finally decided not to continue to do useless work on such things as "buying a little mage as a minion", and instead began to despise the rudeness of these men, and turned to the two knights who had been silent next to her, and warned fiercely.

"Yes! Yes...... We will pay attention next time......" Faced with Nicole's accusation that he was angry and hated that iron could not be made of steel, the little fat man quickly pulled Robert to stand up, and nodded submissively at his angry master.

"Hmph...... You don't know what kind of virtue those bird elves are, they will die if they don't pretend to be forced for a moment, why do you care so much about them?" Xie Yu swallowed a mouthful of meat in his mouth, poured another sip of wine into his mouth, leaned on the trunk of the tree and lazily interjected: "But little girl, let's talk about it first, I didn't teach them to learn badly! They are not good people in the first place, don't just put a shit basin on my head......"

"You're embarrassed to say that you didn't teach you, you are so shameless, mean, lewd, obscene, rude, hooligan, ignorant, lazy, and unmotivated...... The two of them always get together with you, can they learn well?!" Nicole chattered endlessly, venting her dissatisfaction with Xie Yu and his bad subordinates.

"Oh, I can add so many adjectives to myself alone, and the master takes this as a compliment, huh...... What about this guy?!" Xie Yu scratched his head, he didn't mean to refute at all, he accepted these derogatory comments one by one, and his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and then he pointed to Shrek who had fallen asleep on the ground, waiting for Nicole's evaluation with interest.

Nicole was suddenly angry, and her skin could be so thick that it was indestructible, which really opened Nicole's eyes and amazed her.

I saw that the little girl sighed heavily, helpless against the cheekiness of the lewd little mage, glanced at Shrek, who was snoring and shaking the earth, and then pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "Phew! You two are all the way, but this idiot guy has to add ugliness, self-indulgence, savagery, toad wants to eat swan meat, etc......."

"Haha...... The toad wants to eat swan meat?" Xie Yu was immediately happy: "I admit that Shrek is a toad, and he is also a relatively large toad, but what do you mean, just say that you are a swan?"

"You want to take care of it?!hate it!" Nicole really couldn't get used to the cheap smile on Xie Yu's face, and glared fiercely.

"Regarding the question of whether Ah Shi is a toad, I once talked to Ah Shi, and he told me from the bottom of his heart, even if he is a toad, he will resolutely not marry a female toad, and must marry a swan to raise it at home......" Xie Yu touched his round belly and laughed twice: "And he said that he is not a toad, and he swore to be your prince charming, saying that in the near future, one day, he will ride the black donkey in his blacksmith shop and personally go to your house to propose marriage......"

"Get out!"

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