Chapter 36 · Guan has always been a thunderous blow!
"I ......"
"We lost!"
Two friends from the Great Ri Empire wanted to show off their knife skills in the big guys in China, but they wanted to steal chickens and rice, and this kind of thing of lifting a stone to hit their own feet is really a long time to see.
"Hmph, this situation is called pretending to be beaten instead of being forced!" said the red-haired young man arrogantly, his eyes full of contempt for the samurai of the Great Sun Empire.
Although this red-haired young man is full of anger, what he has in his bones is the blood of the Chinese people.
Thinking of the massacre case back then, he couldn't wait for the middle-aged man standing on the stage to be himself!
And some of the bigwigs who were mixed with the rivers and lakes got up one after another, made a fist salute, and shouted respectfully, "Hongmen, Boxing Hall, Leopard Hall... I've seen the second master!"
The deafening sound deeply irritated those peoples from foreign lands.
After all, in the hearts of Chinese people, everyone lives with a second master.
As the so-called Guan Gong is in the past, the guy is destined to be on the social road.
These bigwigs are all highly respected existences, and they develop their power on the basis of commerce, rather than social scum like those who form gangs in groups of three or two.
A real social person does good things, just like Hongmen, what he does is the responsibility of protecting the world.
Although it is a business giant on the surface, it still ranks in front of many gangsters in the world.
"Hahaha!" Guan Yu saw that he was discovered, so he returned to his body, and the green robe and red face were angry Guan Gong, which was his image.
"Sit down! Although Guan is a native of Shu, I am very relieved to be appreciated by you. Guan Yu said a few words very politely, and those big guys were grateful when they heard it.
In the past, they were all facing Guan Yu's golden body, but now they can see the true god, how can they not be happy.
"Well, remember, Guan Mou appreciates your bushido spirit very much, but he likes to talk big, which is not the spirit that a samurai should have. Guan Yu said meaningfully, the two warriors of the Great Sun Empire were red-faced when they heard this, and they ran towards the outside of the field in a gray manner, where would they have the face to stay here and be humiliated.
"Grandpa, isn't it played on TV that they will commit suicide if they are defeated? Why did they run away instead of cutting it?" Xiao Ming asked dumbfoundedly again, this time his grandfather was not angry, but gently stroked the back of Xiao Ming's head with his hand, and said earnestly, "Silly boy, that's an anti-Japanese drama, then someone will be so stupid that they don't want to die." ”
"Oh, grandpa, I see, it turns out that those are all fake! No wonder there are still people who can tear devils with their hands!"
"Humph!
Huh?
"What are you smashing the TV set for? Smash it! Go and smash the TV set of the director of the anti-Japanese drama!"
"Everyone is like a heavenly soldier coming down, if it was really so easy to fight, my grandfather would not have resisted Japan for eight years!"
A red second-generation wearing a straight military uniform said to Xiao Ming next to him, I have to say that the anti-Japanese drama is really smearing history.
"Alas, under the banner of patriotism, to do business business, think about the time when an actress took out a grenade from the crotch of her pants, and now I feel a little uncomfortable. ”
These bigwigs are all Chinese, although they all know that the anti-Japanese drama is to remind the younger generations not to forget the deep blood feud of the year, but a history is exaggerated, which will inevitably make the younger generations think that there are really invulnerable gods in this world.
"That's not right, then why is this red-faced uncle so powerful?" Xiao Ming asked again, "Are they all acting?" Oh, I know, they must all be fake, I am so smart that I will not be deceived." ”
This......
Everyone is full of black lines, and they don't know what to say, after all, they can't say that the other party is a fairy, right?
"Everyone, there is a meeting in the mountains and rivers, as the so-called three feet above the head there are gods, you do good deeds and accumulate good karma, and there will be a beginning and an end. Guan Yule said happily, so he turned into a red light and flew down next to Quan Rufeng and the others.
In the future scenes, it is natural that the local Chinese celebrities will perform on stage, and they will be extremely excited to perform a heartfelt show for the bigwigs in the audience.
The annual meeting lasted for three days and two nights.
At 3 o'clock in the afternoon of the third day, the annual meeting ended successfully with vigorous applause.
The vehicles left one after another, although they were a little unsatisfied with the annual meeting, but they also benefited a lot.
What is it to be able to sit with the Terran boss, and stay in the same place with a group of gods from the Three Realms, it can be regarded as a real mouth!
The fat man hired a large number of ghosts and spirits to start taking care of the rest of the matter, while Quan Rufeng and other gods left after a cold noise.
In the off-road vehicle, Cui Ming drove to Quan Rufeng next to him and asked, "How is it, your affairs have been completed, it's time to deal with the affairs of our underworld, right?"
Cui Ming handed the document to Quan Rufeng, and although Quan Rufeng had read it, he still frowned a little.
Underworld SS-class mission;
Capture and return home, limited to one year!
That is, within a year, this corpse king Kuiba must be captured back to the underworld, otherwise it will greatly affect Quan Rufeng's identity as the next immortal master.
For the past, Quan Rufeng would not care, but not long ago, the underworld sent a secret letter, which must be captured, and his identity must be changed, and he must not be captured on the premise of revealing his identity.
So in this regard, Quan Rufeng did not choose to bring a few people, but took Quan Jian with him.
However, Quan Rufeng is not the kind of existence that likes to suffer losses after all, so when he accepted this task, he put forward a condition to the underworld.
That is to let Quan Jian restore his body, but Quan Jian's body has long since rotted into white bones, so the underworld had to let the secret workshop rush to make a new body overnight and send it to Quan Jian.
"Master Feng, what's so weird about this body?" Quan Jian still couldn't believe that Difu would actually make a body about half a hundred years old for himself.
If it weren't for the fact that this body was just something that contained the soul, I'm afraid Quan Jian would have cried like tears a long time ago.
"Alright, if it weren't for his face, you would have gone to the oil pan and fried until golden on both sides. Cui Ming said impatiently, he hated Quan Jian more and more, although he didn't know why, but this feeling was as anxious as an ant's heart.
"When this mission is over, I will let the underworld repair your body to its original state, although this body is a little older, it does not affect your overall movement. Quan Rufeng spit out smoke, looked back at Quan Jian and smiled faintly.
"Okay Feng Ye, I won't let you down!" Quan Jian swore that the biggest advantage of following Quan Rufeng was that there was no benefit.
After all, only in this way can we get the greatest support from Quan Rufeng.
From a lonely ghost to a majestic ghost soldier, this is something that many lonely souls and wild ghosts can't envy!
"Where are we going now?" Quan Jian looked out the window and asked, Cui Ming said impatiently, "Let's go to a place where there are no people, because only there can we find clues to Kuiba." ”
"If I can't use mana, then I'm not like a mortal?" Quan Rufeng suddenly thought of something, and looked at Cui Ming's eyes with a complicated expression.
But Cui Ming shook his eyebrows and smiled evilly, his eyes were full of preparation to watch a good show.