11. Set up a stall episode
"It's only been half a day, could it be that he has already collected three kinds of essence grass?!"
Pressing the call button in disbelief, Fang Wuwei put the mobile phone to his ear, which was still dripping with water, only to hear Zheng Hongqin's eager and joyful voice from the mobile phone:
"Master Fang, I've found it!
Fang Wu frowned, thinking in his heart that this stupid Zheng Hongqin had found the essence grass so quickly?
"Little Zheng, what did you find?"
"Don't worry about what I find!Master Fang, is it convenient for you to come out now?"
Zheng Hongqin on the other end of the phone looked excited, dancing loudly and shouting at Wu Wei.
"Come out. . . Convenient?"
Fang Wuwei, who was standing in the room, looked at the bathrobe that covered his lower body, touched his still wet hair, and replied helplessly:
"Xiao Zheng, it's convenient to come out, I have a toilet at home. Tell me what the hell you've found? or I'll hang up. ”
"Uh... Alright!"
Zheng Hongqin on the other end of the phone nodded helplessly, and then said happily:
"Master Fang! Do you know? I found the vegetable market! The vegetable versions of the three refined herbs were actually found in the vegetable market!"
"A veggie version of the herb?"
Fang Wuwei twitched the corner of his eye, if this Zheng Hongqin was in front of him, he would not even know his grandmother if he smoked him. This vegetable is a vegetable, and there is a ghost if you can't find vegetables in the vegetable market, right?!
Suppressing the depression in his heart, Fang Wu Weiqiang held up an impatient smile and said slowly:
"My dear little Zheng Qin~ You won't just tell me that you found the vegetable market, right? Then I'm going to hang up~"
"No, no, Master Fang, you listen to me!"
Probably sensing Fang Wuwei's displeasure, Zheng Hongqin hurriedly explained on the other end of the phone:
"After I came to the vegetable market, I specially asked a few young ladies who sold vegetables, and I learned a news that it was very likely to be Forget Worry Grass! I guess I was going to find Forget Worry Grass, so I quickly called you and wanted you to go with me to have a look!"
"My little Zheng Qin, you just (want) to find the Forget Worry Grass, not (already) to find the Forget Worry Grass. I'll hang up if there's nothing else to do, and I'll have to buy a few more herbs later. ”
Fang Wuwei was about to put down the phone with a painful face, but Zheng Hongqin's anxious and pleading voice came from the phone:
"Master Fang, then you can come out tomorrow! I don't know what the Forget-Worry Grass looks like, what should I do when the time comes? I just want to make Grandma's elixir quickly, Master Fang, you can help me." ”
"Ahh It's really... ”
Shaking his head, Fang Wuwei had no choice but to pick up the phone that had been put down again. Thinking of the oath he had made in the bathroom before, he had no choice but to say:
"Okay, okay, Xiao Zheng, you go to that flyover to find me at ten o'clock tomorrow, and I will set up a stall there." ”
After finishing speaking, Fang Wuwei no longer cared about how anxious Zheng Hongqin was on the phone, just hung up the phone silently, then turned around and walked back to the bathroom to wipe his body and put on his pajamas.
After all, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and there are about ten days left, so what are you doing in a hurry?
"Why don't you go to bed early today?"
Fang Wuwei, who was already lying on the bed at this moment, swiped the online store of Chinese herbal medicines on the screen of his mobile phone, and muttered that he had once again calculated the recipe for refining the medicinal materials of Bilu Detox Pill.
And his idea of going to bed early was quickly left behind.
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It's still the morning of the transition of spring and summer.
The sun at nine o'clock in City A has already baked the earth a little warmer. Pedestrians come and go, enjoying this rare sunny weekend.
It was still the familiar overpass, and a few passers-by who often walked across the overpass were wondering why the vendor who sold the secret books of cultivation didn't come today, Fang Wuwei had already hurriedly carried his canvas bag and appeared at the end of the overpass.
And when they saw Fang Wuwei's familiar figure, those passers-by couldn't help but smile in their hearts. Although they looked down on this "deceitful" hawker, they also unconsciously had some impressions and good feelings about this hawker who was vigorous every day.
It's just that they will mumble a few words in their hearts, in the past, Fang Wu thought that this vendor had come early in the morning, why was it so late today? However, this kind of doubt and good feeling only appeared in their minds, and it was fleeting.
After all, Fang Wuwei had nothing to do with them, and there was no need to dwell on them for so long.
"Whew~"
After running for three or four miles in a row, Fang Wuwei only exhaled slightly, and then put his backpack on the overpass as usual.
He had thought of buying only one medicinal herb last night, but he didn't expect to buy it all at once. And such a toss was spent until the early hours of the morning, making him wake up much later in the morning.
"It looks like I'm missing the morning market today. ”
I looked left and right, and although it was a weekend, there were not as many pedestrians on the flyover as usual at seven or eight o'clock. Moreover, the familiar breakfast stall on the overpass has disappeared without a trace, and even the obscene tall brother who often comes to sell Indian divine oil has already called it a day and left.
Don't say it's strange to sell Indian divine oil on the flyover, that obscene tall brother has very good sales! And that obscene tall brother often invites Fang Wuwei to breakfast, and even gives Fang Wuwei more than a dozen bottles of divine oil!
"Nine:37. Okay, let's get started!"
Looking at his precious APHONE, Fang Wuwei thought that he asked Zheng Hongqin to come to him at ten o'clock yesterday. At first glance, there are still more than ten or twenty minutes of stalls to be set up.
If it's an ordinary hawker, it is estimated that he will not even be able to come out of the stall. But Fang Wuwei understands one thing very well, laziness makes people poor, and the stall that should be set up must be set up once, even if it is placed for three minutes.
Maybe in the past few minutes, who has not been long-sighted, has bought more than a dozen exercises at once?
It's just that Fang Wuwei has probably been unlucky in the past few days, and he didn't calculate the yellow calendar when he went out. So when he just set up his stall, there were really two people who didn't have long eyes!
However, these two people who are not long-sighted are not the financiers who can bring money to Fang Wuwei, but two dog men and women who exude the stench of capitalism.
"Husband~You're going to buy me that bag~"
I saw a woman wearing heavy makeup and looking only in her early twenties walking slowly at the head of the overpass. She was clinging to an ugly old man with a bald head and a big belly at the moment, and she made a creepy sound in her delicate voice.
Fang Wuwei glanced at the woman and the old man, and only felt a twitch in his heart. What does this old man mean? That old man doesn't look like he has been castrated?
"Come and see. Ten dollars a copy of the Xiuzhen cheats.。。 You can't buy it for ten yuan, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled. ”
Lowering his head and looking at his mobile phone, Fang Wuwei knew that this kind of person would not generally buy the cultivation method, so his voice was much lower. It's just that the two of them are like no one, communicating in broad daylight.
"Be careful, didn't you ask me to solve the boy who harassed you today~ After looking for him, I'll buy you a bag, okay~"
The bald, wrinkled old man smiled obscenely. His grinning mouth showed a few gold teeth, and his whole face was wrinkled, like a piece of. And his pair of small eyes kept staring at the woman's exposed chest, revealing the lust that Fang Wuwei couldn't even reveal for a young man.
"Husband~Thank you~ That sling man has been pestering me, making me feel really annoyed~ It's good to have you~"
The woman with heavy makeup slapped the old man's chest twice, and then inexplicably threw herself into the old man's arms, blinked her eyes charmingly twice and looked at the old man, and whispered:
"My husband~ After that, if you help me buy two bags~ tonight. I'll help you with that. ”
"Slip~"
Hearing the woman's words, the old man's little eyes instantly burst into a stream, he took a sip of saliva, then touched the woman's waist, and asked with an obscene expression:
"Are you trying to help me? Licking the fart. ”
"Vomit, vomit, vomit!"
Fang Wuwei only felt that the more he listened, the more disgusting he became, even if he was disgusted, these two people were still in front of their stalls and were reluctant to leave!
However, the woman with heavy makeup and bright makeup, as soon as she heard Fang Wuwei's vomiting sound, her face drooped suddenly. She broke away from the old man's hand, walked to Fang Wuwei's stall with a displeased face, and scolded angrily:
"What are you vomiting like this stinky sling?!If you want to vomit, get out of the way for me, do you understand?!"
"Huh?"
Hearing this woman's scolding, Fang Wuwei was immediately slightly stunned, raised his head and looked at this woman who was not old next year, with a trace of greenness, but who had made up someone else's lover with heavy makeup.
Fang Wuwei really didn't expect that he would have been corrupted by the evil capitalism to such an extent now? Even being a lover can scold people openly?
Shaking his head helplessly, although Fang Wuwei was unhappy in his heart, as a small vendor setting up a stall, he didn't want to cause too much trouble, so he had to reply casually with the mentality that more things are better than less:
"Miss, it's because I feel your love that I feel the response from the depths of my stomach. ”
"Fart!
Hearing Fang Wuwei's answer, the woman stomped her foot hard, and even raised her hand to smash Fang Wuwei's stall with her bag! But the old man behind her hurriedly grabbed her, and then looked at Fang Wuwei with a puzzled expression, not understanding what Fang Wuwei was going to say.
Fang Wuwei secretly sighed helplessly, scratched his forehead with his hand, and then tried to squeeze out a harmless smile on his face, and said to the two dog men and women:
"Isn't there a saying called the sour smell of love? It's just that your love is too strong, and the sour smell is so sour that I can't bear it, so I want to vomit. Ha ha.. Ha ha.. ”
Fang Wuwei smiled awkwardly, not knowing what expression he should put on.
The old man smiled awkwardly, not knowing what expression he should make.
It was the woman with heavy makeup who glared at Fang Wuwei with an angry face, as if she wanted to eat Fang Wuwei.
Maybe the obscene old man didn't want to meet Fang Wuwei, or maybe the obscene old man didn't want to take on too much trouble for his little lover, in short, the old man suddenly changed the topic and asked Fang Wuwei:
"Young man, let me ask you something. Have you ever seen a kid who set up a stall, about 1.9 meters? ”
Before the obscene old man's words were finished, Fang Wuwei immediately realized who that kid was and who this woman was.
Because on this overpass, there is only one big tall man! That is the obscene little brother who sells Indian divine oil! As for the woman.