[Full Court Fang, Xiang Carving Plate - Su Shi

The incense carved plate, the cold ice chopstick, the painting hall is not the scenery. The host is affectionate, and the banquet is full of red makeup. The greasy jade round rubs the plain neck, the lotus root is tender, and the newly woven fairy clothes. Double songs, the eaves turn to the moon, and the aftertaste is still melodious.

In the world, where there is, it is commonplace, and it should be said to be ordinary. There are fanatics in the sitting, annoyed and sad. It is reported that the gold hairpin pendant is also, the ten fingers are dewed, and the spring bamboo shoots are slender. I have seen it in person, and I have won all over Song Yu, and I imagine Fu Gaotang. 】

Looking back, after seeing the girl's appearance clearly, Fang Wuwei's brows couldn't help frowning.

Fang Wuwei thought that he was not a person who couldn't walk when he saw a beautiful woman, but after seeing the girl's appearance, he was also slightly stunned.

[I was stunned for a moment because I saw a beautiful woman?]

Thinking of such a thing, Fang Wuwei's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and he didn't even have time to continue admiring the girl's beauty.

After being silent for a while, Fang Wuwei seemed to realize something, and his brows suddenly wrinkled even deeper!

[What the hell would you frown at because of this mentally retarded mind?]

Thinking about such a matter again, Fang Wuwei's brows wrinkled deeper and deeper inexplicably, until they were twisted into a ball.

"That. . . Big sister, big sister.,Little brother, how dare I make a ghost.。。 me, I'm pretty much the same. ”

Zheng Hongqin, who was photographed awkwardly, touched his head, turned around with an embarrassed face, and showed a flattering look.

When Zheng Hongqin saw his brother and sister before, he showed a trembling look of fear. Now that he saw this "eldest sister", he showed a helpless flattering look.

In this way, Zheng Hongqin is probably at the bottom of the food chain in the rich circle to which he belongs, right?

"Zheng Hongqin, didn't you look like a mentally handicapped some time ago, what cheats did you buy on the Internet? By the way, the mentally handicapped online store you told me seems to be called Xiuzhen. ”

The girl with a stunning face in a luxurious beige evening dress frowned, and her two small eyebrows were twisted together, as if she was remembering something.

"Xiao Zheng, what did I hear that woman say just now?handicapped online store?!"

Fang Wuwei, who was immersed in his thoughts, paused for a moment, turned his head and whispered to Zheng Hongqin. He seemed to have vaguely heard the words "mentally retarded", "online store" and "Xiuzhen" just now, which came out of the mouth of that beautiful girl.

"Ahem!ahem!ahem!"

However, before Fang Wuwei could finish speaking, he saw Zheng Hongqin coughing a few times with a flushed face, overpowering Fang Wuwei's voice

"Master Fang, that. ”

Zheng Hongqin, who was so blushing, scratched his head hesitantly, and then pulled Fang Wuwei aside, lowered his voice, and said in an extremely low voice:

"Master Fang, that woman can't be messed with. ”

"Why can't you mess with her? And I didn't intend to mess with her, I just asked. ”

Fang Wuwei, who was pulled to the side of the aisle, frowned, not understanding what Zheng Hongqin wanted to express.

"Master Fang, she is the only daughter of the first family in Dongfu Province, Xi Linlong, don't mess with her by talking nonsense in front of her. Otherwise.. Otherwise.. ”

Zheng Hongqin looked at Fang Wuwei hesitantly, not knowing how to say it.

If Fang Wuwei is talking nonsense in front of other rich people, or talking nonsense in front of other second-generation X, he can still come forward to explain. After all, those people will not mention anything for the sake of being the fourth young man of the Zheng Mansion. (Although it is the low end of the food chain of the rich circle, it is still slightly useful)

But this Xilinlong.

"Well, let's just say that. ”

Zheng Hongqin sighed, lowered his voice again, and said cautiously:

"Master Fang, this Xi Linlong had a party the winter before last. As a result, there was a short-sighted rich second generation at the party who made a joke and said, 'The eldest sister speaks foul words when she is older, and she is careful that she can't marry in the future'.

As a result, Xi Linlong was inexplicably furious, and sent the rich second generation to the north by private jet, and was stunned for a night before sending it back. I heard that the product also got facial paralysis because of this, and it took more than a year to get better. ”

"Isn't it just that you can't get married?"

Fang Wuwei frowned and subconsciously complained. The rich second generation just said a joke, and Xi Linlong was furious, this temper is too bad, right? It's a shame that she is still so beautiful, but she didn't expect her temper to be so bad.

"Oh!

As soon as Zheng Hongqin heard Fang Wuwei's words, he hurriedly showed a crying face, covered Fang Wuwei's mouth and whispered:

"It's all said, don't talk nonsense in front of her, why don't you open which pot to mention. I just want to say that Xi Linlong's background is not to be provoked, and her temper is bad, don't touch her moldy head. ”

At this time, Xi Linlong, who finally recalled the name of the online store, suddenly hugged his hands, looked at Zheng Hongqin with a wicked smile and said:

"Ah! Zheng Hongqin, I remember! That mentally handicapped online store is called Xiuzhen big online store, right?"

People who don't know her may think it's playful and cute. But those who know her will understand, this is the expression of Xi Linlong when he laughs at someone. Of course, it is a mockery without malicious intent.

"Mentally retarded. Shop.. ”

The corners of Fang Wuwei's eyes twitched, and he turned his head to look at Xi Linlong speechless.

"Mentally retarded. Online store?"

Zheng Hongqin looked at Xi Linlong with an innocent and helpless face. After thinking about it, this eldest lady who can't afford to provoke is also a master who can't open a pot and mention which pot.

"Zheng Hongqin, you said that you are such a big person, how can you still believe that there is such an idiot as Xiuzhen?"

Xi Linlong tapped his chin with his slender white fingers, and then said with a puzzled expression on the side of his head:

"But... I feel that the owner of the big online store of Xiuzhen seems to be a little more idiotic, right? He actually sells Xiuzhen cheats on the Internet, could it be that his head is caught in the door? Could it be that he looks like a flat-headed monster in reality?"

"Flat. . . Monster heads?"

A green tendon popped out of Fang Wuwei's forehead, and countless alpacas roared past in his heart. My head isn't flat from any angle!

"Bian... ”

Zheng Hongqin's face was red and white, he looked at Fang Wuwei, and then at Xi Linlong, feeling extremely embarrassed that he was sandwiched between the two.

What could he say? Stop Xi Linlong? He didn't want to be thrown north and frozen to the ground.

What could he say? Persuade Fang Wuwei not to be angry and let Master Fang's dignity be ruined?

Zheng Hongqin, who couldn't think of what to do, had to shrink his head silently, ready to find an opportunity to pick up Fang Wuwei and run. Can't afford to provoke and can't hide, right?

"Tut-tut. But people whose heads are flattened by the door don't seem to open an online store to sell the cheats of repair, right?"

Xi Linlong seemed to be not too enjoyable, his red lips revealed his white teeth, and he suddenly laughed out loud and said to Zheng Hongqin:

"Haha, I see! That online store owner's head must be pointed, triangular kind!

While laughing so much that tears were about to come out, Xi Linlong's soft hands did not forget to make a triangular posture, as if Fang Wuwei's head was already pointed.

“。。。。。 ”

“。。。。。 ”

Seeing Xi Linlong laughing to himself, the corners of Fang Wuwei's eyes were already twitching. And Zheng Hongqin lowered his head, and he just buried his head in the floor.