"Master Fang, then I can't report it to the police? I'm a little vain. ”

Zheng Hongqin followed Fang Wuwei's side, looking nervously at the villagers behind him.

Fang Wuwei followed behind Chen Guoming with an indifferent expression, and followed Chen Guoming towards the field. Hearing Zheng Hongqin say this, he just raised his eyebrows, turned his head sideways and asked in Zheng Hongqin's ear:

"Xiao Zhengqin, are you vain, should you have a man's unspeakable hardship?"

"Master Fang, don't hack me. Don't you think this atmosphere is a little too depressing?"

Zheng Hongqin glanced at Fang Wuwei painfully, and then cautiously looked back at the villagers behind him.

The foolish old man had already been sent home by the villagers, and the villagers who came with him had more or less understood what had happened. At this time, every villager had a solemn look on their faces. If passers-by who don't know the cause and effect see it, they may still think that those villagers are escorting Fang Wuwei and Zheng Hongqin, and the atmosphere is indeed depressing.

Although more and more people in the new era are no longer superstitious, the sudden madness of the foolish old man made everyone's hearts cool all of a sudden. These villagers also felt that things were strange inexplicably, so they all put on a dull look and didn't say much, which made Zheng Hongqin's heart depressed.

"Xiao Zhengqin, do you think the atmosphere is too depressing, so it's uncomfortable?"

Fang Wuwei raised his eyebrows again and asked Zheng Hongqin.

At that time, the foolish old man suddenly went crazy, and Fang Wuwei was also taken aback. However, seeing the appearance of the villagers holding the stupid old man, he understood that this place was very safe, and these villagers were not bad-hearted. Therefore, he is naturally not as flustered as Zheng Hongqin.

"yes. . . Master Fang, look at the people behind you, follow us one by one without speaking, don't you feel uncomfortable depressed? ”

Zheng Hongqin turned his head and looked at a villager with a gloomy face, and the appearance of a foolish old man appeared in his mind, and he immediately shivered slightly, and shrank beside Fang Wuwei again.

"Since you feel depressed, Xiao Zheng, so be it. ”

Fang Wuwei paused, and then a smile suddenly appeared on his face.

Zheng Hongqin looked at Fang Wuwei's leisurely appearance, and thought that Fang Wuwei had some way to support the villagers and ease the depressing atmosphere, so he hurriedly came to Fang Wuwei and asked:

"Master Fang, can you make the oppressive atmosphere disappear? I knew that a worldly master like you must have a way!"

"Poof!"

It's just that Fang Wuwei, who was under Zheng Hongqin's expectant gaze, laughed out loud inexplicably.

“？”

Zheng Hongqin was stunned, and he didn't understand why Fang Wuwei laughed at all. But he thought to himself, could it be that as long as he laughed "poof", this oppressive atmosphere would be slowed down?

Thinking that Fang Wuwei was a "master of the world", or try it, Zheng Hongqin looked puzzled and learned from Fang Wuwei, and also made the same sound.

"Poof!"

It's just that Zheng Hongqin just made a "poof!" sound, and Fang Wuwei, who was still smiling, became confused.

"Xiao Zheng, what are you laughing at?"

"Master Fang, didn't you snort, I'll learn from you, maybe this will ease the oppressive atmosphere, right?"

Zheng Hongqin looked at Fang Wuwei with a confused expression, and couldn't understand why he was the one who laughed first, so why did he ask why he was laughing.

Fang Wu glanced at Zheng Hongqin painfully, thinking that the existence of this person was really blinding himself. Just like those messy masters, pouring a cup of tea and drinking saliva can also be interpreted by believers as having some meaning.

"Xiao Zhengqin, you said that you were suppressed, right?" Fang Wuwei asked Zheng Hongqin.

"yes. Master Fang, don't you see that those villagers have solemn expressions, aren't they depressed?" Zheng Hongqin nodded suspiciously.

"So, I just want to tell you a joke to relieve your depression, right?" Fang Wuwei replied with a painful face.

“。。。 ”

Zheng Hongqin looked at Fang Wuwei with an embarrassed face, he thought that there was any magic trick to relieve the depressing atmosphere, the feeling was that he was thinking too much, it turned out that Fang Wuwei just wanted to tell a joke to relieve the atmosphere? !

It's so special!

Embarrassed, Zheng Hongqin was embarrassed for a long time before slowly asking again:

"That Master Fang, why did you suddenly laugh out loud just now?"

"That joke was so funny, so I amused myself first. ”

Fang Wuwei spread his hands out, looked innocent, and then asked:

"Xiao Zheng, do you still want to hear jokes now? I actually want to say it, because it's really funny. ”

"Forget it. I don't listen to it. ”

Just when Zheng Hongqin looked at Fang Wuwei with a helpless expression, the villagers who followed behind the two laughed out of place.

"Poof, Boss Fang, if you tell that joke, we'll all be amused by you!"

"Really!"

Fang Wu was overjoyed and looked back at the villagers behind him. A few of the villagers who were still solemn had already looked at Fang Wuwei with a smile, and they could see that they really wanted to hear the joke.

"Okay, listen to me. ”

Taking two steps back, Fang Wuwei suddenly stood beside the villagers, and began to talk like a storyteller:

"A long time ago, on a cold winter's day, a farmer returning home from a market found a cobra on the side of the road, and the farmer thought it was frozen. ”

"Haha! Boss Fang, I've heard this story! The farmer put the snake in his arms, but he was bitten, didn't he?"

One of the rough men interrupted Fang Wuwei with a grin before he could finish listening. However, Fang Wuwei was not angry, he just pretended to lower his voice mysteriously, and then said:

"Listen to me. The farmer, seeing that the cobra was motionless, thought it was frozen, and took the snake home.

The farmer is a good man, so that the snake can recover as soon as possible. He put the snake into a jar, and then put 30 grams of ginseng, 500 grams of wolfberry, 100 grams of rehmannia root, 1,000 grams of rock sugar, and 5,000 milliliters of white wine. ”

"Hahaha!!ha

As soon as Fang Wu Wei's story was finished, everyone grinned and laughed. They also used to soak snake wine in their village, so when they heard this joke, they thought of their own lives, and everyone was so happy that they couldn't close their mouths.

Even Chen Guoming, who was leading the way at the front, turned around with a smile and blew the cowhide to the fellow villagers behind him, saying that the family had made seven or eight bottles of snake wine the year before last.

“。。。 ”

Zheng Hongqin looked at the laughing crowd around him with an indifferent face, rolled his eyes helplessly, and walked towards the field not far away. Fang Wuwei's joke was not funny, nor was it funny, he couldn't understand why everyone was suddenly happy.

As he walked, Zheng Hongqin had already walked to the edge of the field. With the forgetfulness of worries in his heart, Zheng Hongqin didn't want to look at the villagers who were still laughing and bragging behind him, so he walked down the field road and went directly into the field.

It's just that.. When Zheng Hongqin arrived in the field, his face changed immediately, and he was as white as snow!

"Not good!"

Hearing Zheng Hongqin's shout, everyone's faces were also shocked. Fang Wuwei, who was still smiling, was even more stunned, and hurriedly rushed down to the field, just the moment he went down to the field! Fang Wuwei's face also changed suddenly, and he shouted loudly with a nervous expression:

"Oh no!!, don't you all come down!!"

The two of them shouted twice in a row, which suddenly made the villagers behind them stunned in place, not daring to move!

Chen Guoming also chuckled twice in his heart, could it be that Fang Wu Wei found something? What did he encounter?

The depressing atmosphere that had been relieved seemed to have returned to everyone's side, casting a haze on everyone's hearts!

(Don't complain about the water chapter anymore, this chapter is to express some thoughts about forgetting worries, maybe let others live happily, and you can live more happily.) You see, Fang Wuwei made everyone laugh, didn't Xiao Zheng personally have a depressing atmosphere? =. =）