Chapter 29: A Thousand Miles

Lu Yanjia was afraid that Han Yi would be impulsive, so she hurriedly pressed his shoulder and whispered: "Calm down, there is a martial arts level master next door, and if you rush over, you are looking for death." ”

Han Yi said nothing with a cold face, picked up a new wine glass, poured the wine, and drank it dry in one gulp.

Next door, the mysterious mentor doesn't talk much, giving people a sense of incomprehension. And the children of the Xiao family drank and chatted, and the topic always revolved around Han Yi.

Someone said about the events of the past two days: "Han Yi's waste has been very arrogant recently, yesterday he abolished Chaoyuan's cultivation here, and today in Jubaolou, he broke the hands and feet of Chaoxian's eldest brother." ”

"Hmph, does this waste want to rebel? Dare to abolish our Xiao family's children, be caught by me, see how I clean him up. ”

The mentor finally became interested, and said strangely: "The Han Yi you said can't cultivate, how can you abolish the cultivation of your Xiao family's disciples?"

The voice of the previous person laughing sounded again: "Han Yi doesn't have this ability, but recently there is an extra white-clothed maid by his side, and it is said that his cultivation and combat power are very amazing." ”

Next door, when Lu Yanjia heard talking about herself, her eyebrows frowned slightly, and she stopped the chopsticks in her hand.

"In addition to cultivation and combat power, I heard that the face is also amazingly beautiful. ”

"Hehe, this girl can defeat so many people, she must be very wild, and it is estimated that the kung fu of hand-to-hand combat in bed will also be good. ”

"The more cool it is for a woman to cross the road when she is in bed, otherwise it will be boring. ”

"Listening to you, I'm interested, and I'll scare Han Yi another day, and ask him to hand over this woman who has abolished Chaoyuan's cultivation to us for disposal. Hehe, when the time comes, you can try to see if she is wild or not. ”

The very masculine laughter kept coming, and no matter what kind of man, as long as he talked about women, he would be very interested.

Lu Yanjia was angry, her pretty face was ugly, her delicate chest rose and fell slightly, and she didn't even realize that the chopsticks in her hand were broken by her.

This time, it was Han Yi's turn to pat her on the shoulder and persuade her: "Calm down, there is a Wuzun-level master next door, if you rush over, you will be beaten by meat buns, and no matter how wild you are, you will not be able to come back." ”

"Hmph. Lu Yanjia snorted angrily and said, "Where has the old lady been insulted like this, she must kill those people who are full of foul language." ”

Han Yi looked at her angry appearance, and suddenly felt very cute, and said with a wicked smile: "You really misunderstood them, they are praising you for being attractive." ”

"The old lady still uses them to praise?" Lu Yanjia became more and more angry, "Anyway, these people have offended me, I must teach them a hard lesson." ”

Han Yi still looked at her, and suddenly had an idea in his mind, and said slowly: "I also want to teach them a good lesson, attacking us is definitely not an opponent, but if we add some condiments to their dishes, we still have a chance to vent our anger." ”

Lu Yanjia's beautiful eyes lit up, and she hurriedly took out a bottle, and said with a cruel smile: "You reminded me in time, my bottle of things is called a thousand miles, colorless and tasteless." Even if the Wuzun master ate even a little bit, he would react immediately, and pull his pants directly with his Xuan Qi. ”

When Han Yi heard that there was such a good thing, he also laughed: "Then what are you waiting for? find a way to put some in their dishes, and immediately let them start 'pouring thousands of miles'"

There happened to be a big dish cooked by a spirit beast next door, and Xiao Dong kindly asked the tutor to move the chopsticks first.

The mentor tasted it, and did not comment on the taste of the dishes, but only told the Xiao family not to be restrained and eat them separately.

When everyone in the Xiao family heard this, they all began to taste this dish, and after eating, almost everyone praised this dish for its excellent taste and rare quality.

"This chef is really good at his craft, and he deserves it. Someone smacked his mouth and said with satisfaction.

The tutor's voice was a little dissatisfied: "I think that all the dishes in this restaurant are a little light and not good." ”

Everyone in the Xiao family immediately stopped praising the deliciousness of the dish, and after a short pause, everyone immediately reached a consensus, and criticized the dish for being really poor, tasteless, and difficult to swallow.

"This chef's craft is really getting more and more regressive, and he should be punished, punished heavily. The person who shouted about appreciating the chef just now immediately changed his words and scolded.

On this side, Lu Yanyan glanced at Han Yi, and said with a smile: "You wait first, I'll come when I go." ”

Sure enough, she came back soon, not only did she have an extra dish on her left hand, but she also changed into the clothes of the food delivery guy.

Putting down the blue and white porcelain pot that served the vegetables, Lu Yanjia opened the lid, and the aroma was immediately overflowing. This is a steamed dish, except that the soup is a little light, it can be said that it has a good color and aroma.

Han Yi looked at this dish with a meaningful smile on his face: "The dishes in Qinggonglou are indeed a little light, add some ingredients to them." ”

He took Lu Yanjia's 'Thousands of Miles' and shook the bottle carefully, and a little white powder floated into the soup and immediately melted away.

"Pour a little more, all in there. Lu Yanjia said on the side, and grabbed the bottle and mixed the entire bottle of laxative into this dish.

Han Yi's eyes slowly widened, and he said in his heart Don't offend women, otherwise she will be much more ruthless than men in revenge.

Lu Yanjia was still dissatisfied, snorted, spit in the dish, and smiled viciously: "It's too light, right, the old lady will give you a taste." ”

Under Han Yi's gaze, something even more outrageous happened, this beauty with unparalleled temperament actually took off a pair of embroidered shoes, and the smelly smell made Han Yi quickly cover his nose.

Such a beautiful woman has such stinky feet, if she hadn't smelled it herself, no one would believe it!

Then, Lu Yanjia put the blue and white porcelain containing the dishes on the ground, and inserted two white feet into the dishes, stirring constantly, as if washing feet.

A dish that was originally light, poured in a bottle of laxative, and added the taste of Lu Yanjia's stinky feet, and she spit it out a mouthful of saliva, watching that even the soup became thick, the smell was even more indescribable.

Lu Yanjia stirred, nodded with great satisfaction, washed his feet and put on his shoes, and looked at his masterpiece with a smile.

Han Yi on the side almost vomited, if this plate of things is eaten, it won't be too sour.

"Hehe, the delicious food I have personally processed will definitely make you unforgettable for a lifetime. Lu Yanjia laughed evilly again, and said, "Dare to insult me behind my back, see if I don't play you to death." ”

Seeing Han Yi frowning and standing without speaking, she suddenly picked up the dish, squinted and smiled, "Do you want to try my craft?"

Han Yi was shocked into a cold sweat, and hurriedly covered his nose and shook his head: "Don't dare, I don't have the blessing to taste the dishes processed by Xiao Lu." ”

Lu Yanjia glanced at him with a smile and said proudly: "If you don't eat it, I'll ask those bastards next door to eat." Wait a quarter of an hour and you'll be able to come and smash the field. But if that Wuzun is shameless and wants to make a move even if he pulls his pants in public, we will flee immediately. ”

"Don't worry, if the martial arts master pulls on his pants in public, how will he mix it up in the future?" Han Yi said, afraid that she would rob her business again, and reminded, "This time you stand by and watch, don't rob me." ”

Although Lu Yanjia was a little reluctant, she nodded after thinking about it, she followed the example of a buddy, took the pot of very heavy dishes, pushed the door, and walked out slowly.

Han Yi pricked up his ears and heard the door of the next room open, Lu Yanjia walked a few steps lightly, and then the sound of dishes being placed on the table.

"Mentor, the signature dish of Qinggong Building has come up. Then, Xiao Dong began to curry favor again, "This seven-fresh soup made of blue and white porcelain uses seventy-seven forty-nine kinds of spiritual grass to make the soup. The main ingredient is seven kinds of four-grade spirit animals, which are not only delicious, but also the best food therapy soup. ”

The rest of the Xiao family children let the tutor taste it first, and the tutor said a few words of yes with satisfaction, and then the sound of the lid being lifted sounded.

Then, the next door was suddenly quiet and surprisingly quiet.

Han Yi could completely imagine the wonderful expressions of the people next door at the moment, and he even seemed to smell the foot odor of Lu Yan's family.

"Xiao Er, why does today's Qixian soup smell a little weird?" Xiao Dong's voice was a little displeased, "The soup seems to be a little thicker than before, which makes people lose their appetite." ”

Lu Yanjia used Xuan Qi to change his voice and explained: "A few distinguished guests, today's this is not the Seven Fresh Soup, but a variety of precious food therapy spiritual herbs are added on the basis of the Seven Fresh Soup, which is called the Ten Perfect Soup. This restaurant operates in good faith, and there is no price increase for adding materials, you deserve it. ”

Han Yi almost laughed, but he didn't expect Lu Yanjia's nonsense skills to be first-class, the seven fresh soup was added with laxatives, and the smell of the feet and a mouthful of saliva were actually upgraded to ten fresh soup.

"Mentor, this soup really smells bad, let's just return this dish. Xiao Dong spoke again, and the emotion in his voice became more and more dissatisfied, "What we want is Qixian soup, who told you to add ingredients to it? The black paste is like pig food, take it for me and throw it away." ”

In fact, he had already said it very tactfully, the smell of this perfect soup was too unique, like an aroma, but it also had a stench like, which made people disgusting to smell.

"I think it's good, and although it smells a little weird, my taste is on the heavy side. The mentor's opinion was completely opposite to Xiao Dong's, as if he had tasted a mouthful of soup, and praised him repeatedly, "It tastes good, delicious, oily but not greasy, and it is indeed more to my appetite than the previous dishes." ”

The sound of the tutor gulping down the soup and eating meat sounded, and Han Yi thought of the things that Lu Yanjia had added to it just now, and he almost vomited again.

The taste of Xiao Dong and the others is not as heavy as that of the mentor, let alone eating, even if they only smell the strange smell of fragrant and sour smell, they are a little sick to their stomachs.

"Eat, everybody eats. The mentor himself feasted, and he didn't forget Xiao Dong and the others, he must be a very kind elder, "It's so delicious, how can you not eat it? ”

Han Yi finally couldn't help laughing, the mentor said this, if you don't eat it, you won't give face, even if it's really a piece of in front of you, Xiao Dong and the others can only eat it.

After another period of silence, Xiao Dong finally said: "Eat, everyone eats, the mentor will definitely not lie to us, this perfect soup must be very delicious." ”

"Eat, eat. Others, though reluctant, could only echo it.

So, everyone picked up the spoon, and they couldn't hold back the feeling of wanting to vomit, and ate it separately.

"It's delicious, it's just delicious. While eating, the mentor asked kindly, "Xiao Dong, I didn't lie to you, did I, how does it taste?"

The smell of came from his tongue, and Xiao Dong's whole person was a little bad, but how dare he sing against his mentor, and said with a smile: "It's so fragrant." ”

"Eat more. The mentor had a loving heart and took matters into his own hands, filling everyone with a full bowl, "You're welcome, eat it all." ”

"Thank you, thank you, mentor, it's too much. Xiao Dong's voice contained horror and despair, "Mentor, you are so good to me. ”

Han Yi next door almost died of laughter, at this moment, Xiao Dong and the others must be crying without tears, but they still have to pretend to be delicious to please the mentor.

Just wait for them to finish eating the really fragrant dishes, and that's when Han Yi makes a move.