"Oops...... Grandma's, this night's sleep, it's really ......****** comfortable! Today is another beautiful autumn weather......!

The little fat man sat up, rubbed his sleepy eyes, opened them in a daze, first looked around, and found that there was nothing abnormal, the team was still moving forward in an orderly and steady manner, and immediately put his mind at ease, stretched out his arms and stretched out his waist very comfortably, breathed a breath of fresh air in the forest, and then said with intoxication on his face. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Autumn is cool? Huh...... Well, but that's right, you can't blow a cool breeze, so you don't have to die or live...... Alas, it seems that my imagination is too rich, and it has nothing to do with the confinement should be half a dime, but the sequelae of weakness after taking the wrong medicine have not been completely eliminated......

The little fat man's wake interrupted Xie Yu's meditation, Xie Yu raised one eyelid, looked at the self-absorbed fat man, and couldn't help muttering.

"Huh, little Harrow...... You woke up early enough, did you sleep well last night?!" The little fat man turned his round head and greeted the little mage warmly.

"Hmm...... You don't sleep as well as you!Your sleep quality is already comparable to Shrek and Luhua, they all belong to the kind of people who are dragged out and sold...... "Facing the little fat man who woke up refreshed and extremely enthusiastic, Xie Yu rubbed a pair of bloodshot panda eyes and pouted helplessly.

......

Last night, due to the vexatious troubles of the magical idiot Xiao Niu'er, Xie Yu didn't sleep all night, replacing sleep with boring meditation.

In the process of meditation, Xie Yu's spiritual power spread, and the sweet sleep of Shrek, Luhua and Little Fat Man, the three heartless guys, was itching with hatred, and his heart was filled with envy, jealousy and hatred.

Moreover, these three guys, in addition to the quality of their sleep are all wonderful, they also have one thing in common, that is, they all snore, and they all play extremely loudly and irregularly.

This made Xie Yu, who had always been angry, even more angry.

Originally, although he didn't have a magic level badge officially certified by the Magic Association, after all, he still had the name of a wild magician, and he could be regarded as half a foot into the incomparably noble profession on this continent, but instead of serving servants and delicate magical female apprentices, he had to be reduced to a chef for several people from time to time, and act as a night watchman for several people at night.

These rude humans have become the masters, and the pheasant magicians themselves have become the younger brothers.

Xie Yu is not a hypocritical person, and after a few times, he reluctantly accepted his fate, the chef is the chef, and the vigil is the vigil, who let these shameless companions regard themselves as their fathers? !

Every time I look at the happy pig-like satisfied expressions of these guys who fall asleep after eating and drinking, Xie Yu will suddenly have a kind of fatherly love like a mountain in his heart, although this father's love is a little aggrieved, but after all, there is still a little more comforting ingredient.

However, what made Xie Yu's fatherly love helplessly turned into anger was that these sons slept well, why do they have to snore? !

It's so uneasy to make yourself so uncomfortable!

Meditation requires the delicate emotions in the heart to perceive and communicate the various magical elements between heaven and earth, and then absorb them and transform them into their own magic.

Therefore, in addition to being calm and calm, the surrounding environment is naturally as quiet as possible.

The calmer the mood, the quieter the surroundings, and the more successful the meditation and magic supplements, the better you can get more done with less.

However, when Xie Yu finally gave up the miscellaneous thoughts in his mind, worked hard to silence his mood, and began to meditate boringly, the snoring of these two people and one bird was also used by Xie Yu to use his imagination to fantasize as background music.

If this background music isn't so shocking.

Because, the snoring of these two people and one bird is irregular, sometimes it will be like a discussion, playing together is very rhythmic, sometimes it will invariably stop snoring for a short time, sometimes the three of them take turns, one fights after one fights, sometimes it is the same as two games together, and the other one is rare and quiet for a while, but after a while, the snoring scene will immediately change again, so even if Xie Yu's mental power is strong and his sensitivity is keen, he can't grasp the law at all.

Therefore, when Xie Yu finally fantasized one of the situations into background music, forgetting about things and me, and falling into an ethereal meditative state, he had just meditated for a while, and was immediately interrupted by another unpredictable background music.

And Xie Yu sighed helplessly and resentfully, turned his head and opened his eyes to look at the two people and one bird who were extremely happy in the moonlight, and then had to readjust his mentality.

There is another point that Xie Yu still can't figure out - Shrek snores with the dead fat man, after all, there are many humans who snore, but ...... You, Luhua, are a bird, what are you doing with it?!

Whether in the past life when civilization and technology were highly developed, or in this life similar to the European Middle Ages that he inexplicably traveled over, Xie Yu had never heard of such a weird and perverted thing as "birds can snore like humans".

Moreover, the bird's purring is different from the other two, although the snoring of Shrek and the dead fat man is also earth-shattering and intermittent, but after all, they are both relatively thick and rough, and they belong to the normal scope of snoring in humans.

But the purring of this strange bird is relatively sharp, a bit similar to the sound of the electric drill on the construction site in the previous life, sharp and loud and piercing, so piercing that it completely ignores the existence of the eardrum, and drills directly into the brain, and it is relatively long, often the same snoring lasts for the same time, which is enough for two humans to snort four or five more.

This made Xie Yu angry at Lu Hua's strange snoring, and once gloated at Lu Hua for a long time, hoping that when this unscrupulous bird snored, it could not continue to come up in one breath, and suffocated peacefully and sweetly in his sleep, thus creating a new way of death for the so-called divine beast.

However, when Xie Yu was once again awakened by this strange snoring of Lu Hua, in a fit of anger, he got up and squatted next to the bird, praying that the hateful noisemaker would be suffocated to death by its own snoring, but after a while, he found that the disturbing bird was still lying on its back, its curved little mouth was wide open, and the soft pink tongue sticking out of its mouth was crooked at the corner of its mouth, and it was snoring loudly and drooling sweetly, Xie Yu reluctantly admitted that his hopes were in vain.

"What kind of beast is it?

grabbed the reed flower and shook it violently twice, and after finding that there was still no response, Xie Yu snorted in disdain.

Throwing the bird away, Xie Yu walked to the two humans and squatted down, and slapped his mouth left and right according to the two who were snoring happily, wanting to wake up the two guys and talk to them bitterly about how they should be a person with a sense of morality, and they can't just care about their own comfort and completely ignore the feelings of others.

But what made Xie Yu cry and laugh was that his two palms began to be red and numb, but the two of them also did not react, so they had to grin bitterly, and reluctantly walked back to the place and sat down cross-legged, beating their spirits, concentrating, and barely allowing themselves to enter a meditative state.

......

After three poles in the sun, facing the little fat who was refreshed after a full sleep, Xie Yu naturally didn't have a good face-

"...... Originally, I saw that you had taken the wrong medicine, and I wanted to stand up for you and seek justice from that flat-chested woman......! Even if you are in confinement for the rest of your life, or you die of massive bleeding, it doesn't matter to the master's bird, hum ......"

......