Chapter Seventy-Three: Unreliable Hospitality
Under the leadership and arrangement of the tall female elf Yawen, Xie Yu and the others were each assigned to a vacant treehouse, and there was a treehouse next to Xie Yu and Shrek, in the middle of the treehouse of the two, it was obviously reserved for Nicole Chick, and what made Xie Yu feel unfair was that in the treehouse of several men, Yawen just hurriedly pointed to complete the task ordered by the elders, but for Nicole Chick's room, Yawen led a few elves, and left after carefully cleaning it. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Xie Yu politely rejected Shrek's "kindness" of wanting to sleep in a tree hole with him, although Xie Yu himself is also a vulgar person, he can't stand Shrek's tone and nose hair, as well as Shrek's unique preference for picking his feet while gnawing on chicken legs.
So Xie Yu rolled his eyes and began to persuade the enthusiastic Shrek: "Big brother...... Little brother, I actually hope that you can sleep in the same room with you, but if you think so, today you showed your might, threw away that nasty elf, and dealt a severe blow to the arrogance of the elves, and now Miss Nicole will definitely be impressed with you, and in case she secretly promises, she can't bear to miss you, and knocks on your door at night, and you are not there, wouldn't that be a disappointment to Miss Nicole? So you'd better go back to your house and get some rest, and you'd better find a place to take a shower first, so that in case Miss Nicole goes to you, you'll save a lot of time, won't you......"
"It's quite possible...... Hey...... But......" Shrek grinned twice, then scratched his head, as if he still had some doubts unsolved: "Then why did she stare at me when I was about to follow?"
"Hmm...... This is even more obvious...... Miss Nicole is obviously asking you to go back and clean up as soon as possible, she is more skilled in handling this kind of scene than the eldest brother, and she will finish talking to the two old elves as soon as possible, and after dealing with it, she can go and talk to you...... Intimate whispering...... Xie Yu squeezed his eyes twice at Shrek, with an obscene expression on his face.
"Hehe, I guess that's the case, Miss Nicole is reluctant to really get angry with me, I don't like those two old elves for a long time, it's really annoying, I always pester Miss Nicole to ask questions, if Miss Nicole didn't stop me, I would have to break the legs of those two guys......" Shrek's big mouth opened again, touched his head, and smiled brightly.
After saying that, our beautiful man, Uncle Shrek, rushed back to his house impatiently to make preparations, as for the question of whether this lover can take a bath or not-phew! Xie Yu didn't bother to care.
"Big brother...... Born early!" Xie Yu saw Shrek running in stride, and his big head slowly turned purple, and he couldn't help but feel a little funny in his heart, shouting at Shrek's stout back.
"Okay...... Shrek didn't look back, and agreed from afar, his voice full of spring.
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After some nonsense coaxing, after finally blasting Shrek away, Xie Yu began to take a closer look at the treehouse, although the room is not big, but visually, it can be the size of most of his own room.
The layout of the room is also adhering to the elves' advocacy of nature, the principle of harmonious coexistence with nature, there is no furniture in the room, there are no tables, chairs and benches, only in the corner of the room, there is a slightly raised platform, but this platform is also connected with the trees.
The small flat platform is also covered with a large leaf that is just enough to completely shade the platform.
Xie Yu pinched his chin and frowned, walked back and forth around this suspicious platform, turned around and walked over and carefully observed for a long time, before finally determining that this was a bed for sleeping.
"...... These elves are too good at saving trouble, isn't this called a house, it's really hard to live...... What's the difference between this and sleeping on the ground......"
Xie Yu couldn't help but feel a little dissatisfied.
He was pinching his chin and scratching his head, circling around this humble bed, muttering in a small voice, despising the hardships and simplicity of the elves, and thinking about how to sleep at night, when he suddenly heard a heavy cough from behind, and then a female voice came: "Shameless boy! What are you staring at a broken bed? What are you doing with a dirty idea?"
Xie Yu looked back when he heard the sound, but saw that it was Nicole Niu'er standing at the door, this kind of humble tree house, naturally it is impossible to have doors and windows, so even in broad daylight, the house is still a little dim, I saw the little girl holding the tree wall at the entrance of the cave, the sunlight outside the house through the branches and leaves, the warmth sprinkled on the little girl's shoulders, the long hair fluttering in the breeze, dressed in white, the white skirt is also gently swaying with the breeze, and the whole person is standing there so pretty, like a natural beauty picture.
However, what is a little unpleasant is that the sneer on the corner of the little girl's beautiful little face, and the big eyes that look at Xie Yu are clearly labeled as "not a good person".
However, the little girl did not wronged Xie Yu, Xie Yu was indeed making an idea in his mind at the moment, although it was not a bad idea
- He wants to change rooms with others, even if he can't change rooms, he has to ask the elves to make himself a bed quilt and pillows, even if there is no quilt and pillow, at least he has to make himself another leaf, or he will not even have a cover for his sleep at night.
is different from dealing with it in the wild, under the restrictions of the conditions in the wild, many things can only be paid attention to, but now that he has arrived at the elf tribe, he is regarded as a guest, and the elf tribe as the host, the accommodation conditions provided are indeed worse, even if Xie Yu himself is not a person who is too greedy for enjoyment, but he still feels a little awkward in his heart.
It's your business to love nature and be close to nature, but we are human beings, and it is really a bit shabby to provide such a humble place for us to live, and in my memory, it seems that only the blind bear sleeps in the tree hole when he hibernates in winter, is this how the elves entertain guests?!
- Xie Yu felt a little resentful in his heart.
But just as he was about to turn his head out of the hole, to negotiate with the elves to change rooms or ask for another leaf, the little girl came over.
"What are you doing?" Xie Yu didn't have a good breath.
"The two elders asked you to go over, it should be about the bird, they seem to be very interested, and when they ask about the origin of the bird, I don't know very well, so I can only come to you......"
"What do they have to ask them to come and ask themselves, and do you want me to go on a trip myself?" Xie Yu was still worried about the elves and the bad hospitality.
"Are you going?"
"Don't go!" Xie Yu was still not angry.
"Are you sure?" asked Nicole.
"Nonsense...... Master, I'm talking with a mouthful of spit and a nail!" Xie Yu rolled his eyes.
"Good...... I'm going to tell the elders to give them the bird...... "The little girl didn't say much, turned around and left."
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"Hey, the bird is mine, how can you give it away!" Xie Yu jumped behind him and shouted angrily.
"The little bird has long been mine, I love to send whomever I want, you don't care......"
"...... This little girl is so damnful!Hey, you'll be ...... later."
Seeing that the little girl was walking faster and faster, and the figure had gradually moved away, Xie Yu scolded in his heart, and could only trot all the way to follow.
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