Chapter 158: Boredom is a kind of torture
"What's wrong with Nicole, Miss? How did you suddenly become so fierce......
Shrek came back with a sad face, and after sitting down with a sullen ass next to the little mage, he kept scratching his ears and cheeks. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
And after the atmosphere moved forward strangely for a while, Shrek finally couldn't bear it, and glanced at the goddess who was thinking about it two or three feet away from him, scratched his black bald head, and asked Xie Yu, who was lying next to him with his eyes closed, with some confusion:
"Hey! you say...... Could Miss Nicole be sick? Miss Nicole, she ...... She's always been very gentle......"
"Damn! it's her...... How many times has she scolded you since you two realized that you have been here, have you counted them?"
Xie Yu opened his eyes, glanced at Shrek, pouted helplessly, and looked at this lover with some pity: "As for being sick...... Of course I'm sick......! Women do it occasionally, and any woman who commits a nervous disorder can't be beaten by the adjective 'gentle'...... What's more, it's Nicole's brutal character that has nothing to do with the word 'gentle'...... It's definitely a habit to play small for the family!hum...... Gentleness, joke!"
"Hey, the kid doesn't say that! Don't say that about Miss Nicole, what does she say is also your sister-in-law......" Shrek couldn't help but be a little unhappy when he heard the little mage say bad things about the goddess, and immediately gave birth to a heart to protect the flower, and scolded the little mage dissatisfied.
"Good...... I won't say it, my sister-in-law is gentle and lovely, warm and generous, and she is smart and wise...... Well, you can continue to express your admiration and praise for your Miss Nicole, but it's better to keep your voice low, I'm tired, I'm going to sleep for a while......"
The little mage brushed aside the nympho trapped by love beside him, smiled bitterly, waved his hand boringly, yawned, and then turned over and aimed his ass at Shrek, and then closed his eyes to recuperate.
"Don't sleep...... It's just you and me here, who am I going to talk to when you sleep? This guy is unconscious...... I still can't figure out why Miss Nicole is doing this to me all of a sudden, hey...... Hey!"
Shrek was a little dissatisfied, the doubts in his heart were still not opened, and he was about to discuss the reason why the goddess suddenly became bad with the little mage who had always had some reason in analyzing the problem, but found that the little mage really looked like he was going to sleep, and he ignored his dissatisfaction and doubts, so he patted the little mage twice on the shoulder with his back to him, and shouted in his mouth.
"Think for yourself...... I don't know, but this kind of nervous situation usually starts for a few hours, and you just hold your head and think, when you figure it out, your Miss Nicole will naturally return to her gentleness like water...... Don't bother me again!"
Xie Yu turned his head, sighed helplessly, and then said a few perfunctory words, and was about to turn around and continue to sleep, but at the end he didn't forget to wait for Shrek to take a look.
"Really, you're saying it'll be fine in a few hours, that's what you said...... If Miss Nicole is like this in a few hours, hum...... You're never going to want to sleep soundly again...... Alright, let's sleep, let's sleep!"
Receiving an affirmative reply from this little mage who seemed to know everything, Shrek felt the big stone in his heart drop a little, grinned and threatened twice, and then patted the little mage on the shoulder again.
"Alas, what is the situation in the world? It makes people confused! This nymphomaniac...... I must take him to the dark streets!"
"Boy, what are you muttering about?"
"Oh, nothing ......"
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Shrek sat cross-legged, stretching his neck from time to time to look back and forth, looking at the goddess who had been cold-faced a few feet away, and looking at the little mage who was leaning sideways, but didn't know whether he was asleep or not, as if he felt that time passed very slowly, and couldn't help scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously again, and he couldn't figure out why the little mage said that it would take a few hours for Nicole to return to normal.
Shrek, who has always been arrogant, really feels bored, and the time is particularly difficult, but he can't find someone to talk to, and gradually, his ugly face began to turn purple again.
Shrek naturally didn't dare to go to the goddess to touch his head again, but when he looked at the little mage who seemed to be sleeping next to him, he was already a little dissatisfied when he disturbed him once just now, scratching his head and thinking about it, Shrek didn't harass the little mage again.
If this guy is in a hurry, it will always be a trouble to take out that black stick and poke himself around......
"Well, the little fat man is not bad, he can talk better, and his temper is more easy-going, so why don't you call him up to chat with him...... If it goes on like this, it's going to suffocate people!"
Shrek was frowning and smacking the blood basin on the ground, and when he didn't know how to kill his boredom, he saw the little fat man lying in front of him at a glance, rolled his eyes, slapped his thigh, and immediately got up and stepped forward, looked at the little fat man who was sleeping extremely sweetly at his feet, and squatted down.
Turning the little fat man's body over on his stomach, looking at the little fat man's fat face like a big cake, and the "O" shaped mouth on the fat face due to deep sleep, Shrek hesitated for a while, and then narrowed a pair of small yellow bean eyes into two slits: "Little fat man...... Now the uncle can't find anyone to talk to, so he can only find you...... Besides, you took the wrong medicine today and your uncle was so tired that he was about to vomit blood, and it was time to make amends, so ...... Hehe, get up and chat with Uncle?!"
After speaking, I came to see that I didn't hesitate anymore, and stretched out my big black hand to push the little fat man, trying to wake him up.
However, Shrek found that no matter how he pushed him, the little fat man was always indifferent to this slightly elegant way of waking up, not only did he not look like he wanted to wake up at all, but with Shrek's shaking, his body also swayed gently from time to time, but he slept more deeply and fragrantly, and even the snoring sound from his wide open mouth seemed to be more and more even.
"Damn! this kid...... Treat your uncle's hand as a cradle?!Damn, originally because you are Miss Nicole's person, I wanted to be polite to you in front of Miss Nicole, but I didn't expect it...... Hmph! It seems that if you don't move, you can't do it!"
Shrek was patient, and in this elegant way, patiently pushed the little fat man for a few minutes, but found that not only did it not have any effect, but it seemed to play a hypnotic role, and he couldn't help but be furious, and directly changed it to pumping, thinking that anyway, this guy couldn't be beaten after taking the wrong medicine, so he put down his heart, and no longer pretended to be elegant, stretched out his big hand, and began to open the bow left and right on the fat face of the little fat man......
So, in this originally depressing and quiet boring journey, the sudden sound of crackling and slapping broke the tranquility on the back of this brindle knife mantis, and also added something interesting to this boring journey......