Chapter 48: Senior Brother, Don't Fool You, You're the Best
There was another sound of vomiting, and the disciples of the Illusory Sword Sect really complained about Xu Ling, can you stop mentioning the word urine?
Sun Stormlei's face twitched, looked at the porridge in the pot, and sneered: "Let's ...... Is this pot clean?"
Xu Ling glanced at him, filled a bowl himself, and drank it.
If there is a problem with the porridge, can he give it to the master to eat? This Sun Thunder, he really has no brains when he goes out.
Seeing that Xu Ling had already started eating, Sun Fenglei laughed and said: "You guys, don't stare at Xu Ling, why don't you go upstream to find those bastards to settle accounts!
When the disciples of the Phantom Sword Sect heard this, they immediately became angry, yes, this matter must be settled with the Heavenly Sword Sect!
Xu Ling was happy in his heart, there was anger on the side of the Daomen this day, and it was his own, right?
"Let's go, our Phantom Sword Sect, can't we be so calculated by the people of the Heavenly Sword Sect!"
"yes!
"Why, put them down, and feed them a few sips of pure food!"
The disciples of the Illusory Sword Sect were furious, and they were about to go upstream.
"Stop me. ”
At this time, Lin Su's voice sounded coldly.
The disciple of the Illusory Sword Sect stopped with a cloudy face.
"Do you have any evidence?" Lin Su said coldly, "If they don't admit it, what can you do? At this time, don't embarrass me. ”
The disciples of the Phantom Sword Sect secretly hated in their hearts, you can naturally endure it, it was because you didn't drink the water with urine!
But no matter how unwilling they were, they didn't dare to disobey Lin Su's order, so they had to grit their teeth and sit down, sulking.
Xu Ling was very happy in his heart, so he sulked like this, it is estimated that the power of anger this night is endless......
Moreover, in the future, whenever a disciple of the Illusory Sword Sect meets a disciple of the Heavenly Sword Sect, he can think of this stubble. As soon as he thinks about it, he is angry, and as soon as he is angry, Xu Ling has a harvest......
"Xu Ling, come here. ”
Just as Xu Ling was secretly cool, Lin Su called him coldly.
Xu Ling hurriedly walked over.
"Master. Xu Ling shouted with some embarrassment.
Lin Su's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said, "The people of the Heavenly Sword Sect really did such a thing?"
Xu Ling nodded and said, "Yes, the disciple heard it with his own ears, and he also went upstream to check it out, and he also saw the figure of the disciple of the Heavenly Sword Sect leaving in a hurry." ”
Lin Su's eyes were cold, and he snorted coldly: "The stinky iron egg I gave you is still there." ”
Xu Ling was stunned: "Yes." ”
Lin Su nodded, and said indifferently: "Then you know what to do." ”
After speaking, Lin Su turned around and went back to the tent.
Xu Ling was stunned for a long time.
He already understood what Master meant, but he didn't expect such a cold character as Master to be so small-minded......
However, he can't do this alone, and if he is discovered, he can't carry the pot alone!
The corners of Xu Ling's lips lifted, and he had already thought of a suitable candidate in his mind.
If you do bad things, you should pull the bad guys along!
Xu Ling smiled and walked towards Zhuo Yunxi and Nie Cheng, who had been retching with their throats.
"Senior Sister Zhuo, Senior Brother Nie, are you okay? Actually, those few bubbles of urine are diluted into the stream water, and there is nothing left, besides, with the flow rate of the stream water, you may not really drink it!" Xu Ling grinned.
"Xu Ling, you ...... I don't want to see you, and I don't want to hear you mention that word!" Zhuo Yunxi said angrily.
Nie Cheng also gritted his teeth and waited for Xu Ling viciously.
Xu Ling shrugged helplessly: "Senior brother, senior sister, why do you want to be angry at me, it's not me who pees." ”
"Actually, I came to you to discuss with you about revenge on the Heavenly Sword Sect. I just don't know, do you dare?"
Nie Cheng raised his eyebrows: "Revenge on the Heavenly Sword Gate, how to retaliate? We will also go upstream of them and pee?"
Xu Ling rolled his eyes: "Not to mention that they have already eaten and drunk enough at this hour, and they will not use water anymore." Even if you really follow your method, it doesn't matter if the two of us take off our pants and pee, can Senior Sister Zhuo take off our pants with us? Or do you want to take the opportunity to watch Senior Sister Zhuo take off her pants?"
Nie Cheng's face turned red angrily and said, "I...... That's not what I meant! ”
Zhuo Yunxi's face turned even redder, and he said angrily: "Shameless! This kind of thing, you have to go yourself, don't get involved with me!"
Xu Ling said with a smile: "Since Senior Sister Zhuo is willing to drink other people's urine, then I didn't come." ”
With that, he was about to turn around and go back.
How could Zhuo Yunxi be really willing, seeing that Xu Ling was leaving, his face turned blue, and he snorted: "I just said, I won't go with you...... To pee, other things, I didn't say I wouldn't get involved. Since you're here, if you have any ideas, just say it!"
Xu Ling turned around with a smile, and a stinky iron egg appeared in his hand: "Do you know this thing?"
Zhuo Yunxi hurriedly covered his nose: "This ...... Is this a stinky iron egg?"
Xu Ling smiled: "That's right, this is a stinky iron egg." Once it is broken, the smell will immediately dissipate, and even if you take a shower and change clothes, the smell cannot be removed. If we can throw this thing into the camp of the Heavenly Sword Gate, hey, they're going to stink into Qicheng. When the time comes, Tiandaomen will be the biggest joke of this trip to Qicheng. ”
"Do you want to do it, senior sister, just give me a word!"
Zhuo Yunxi's eyes flickered, and he squinted and asked, "Why did you find us?"
Xu Ling smiled calmly: "Because I think this kind of bad thing is very suitable for you and Senior Brother Nie to do! After all, you are in my heart, but you are very bad people." ”
The corners of Zhuo Yunxi and Nie Cheng's mouths twitched together, is it really good to speak so bluntly?
However, between the three of them, there is really nothing to hide.
Nie Cheng's eyes flashed slightly, and he said, "Okay, I'll do this!"
Zhuo Yunxi also snorted: "If you have revenge, if you don't take revenge, I will cooperate with you temporarily!"
Xu Ling nodded with satisfaction, he pulled Zhuo Yunxi and Nie Cheng into the water together, mainly worried that he would do it alone, in case these two people knew, maybe he would deliberately leak it to the people of the Heavenly Sword Gate, and at that time, he would become the main person in the Heavenly Sword Gate's revenge.
Now three people in a boat, and if the ship is sunk, it is also unlucky!
"When the time comes, the three of us will gather in the woods above the camp. At that time, it was time for the people of Tiandaomen to rest, and it was a good time for us to do it. After Xu Ling finished speaking, he turned around and went back to continue drinking porridge.
In the middle of the night.
Tang Ye and Sun Storm had already gone back to rest, and the entire camp was silent.
Three figures quietly slipped out.
"One person, two stinky iron eggs, I lost the east, Senior Sister Zhuo lost the west, and Senior Brother Nie lost the middle. After gathering, Xu Ling whispered while handing out stinky iron eggs.
Nie Cheng frowned and said, "Why did I lose the middle?"
"Then you lose the west, and Senior Sister Zhuo loses the middle. Xu Ling said with a smile.
Zhuo Yunxi's face darkened: "I don't agree, I'll throw it to the west." ”
"Then go as planned!Senior Brother Nie, don't be cowardly, you're the best!" Xu Ling squinted and smiled, and quickly swept towards the east.
Zhuo Yunxi also immediately flashed towards the west.
Nie Cheng's face twitched, and he threw it in the middle, which was naturally the most dangerous. After all, the elder-level people who came out of the Heavenly Sword Gate must all be in the center of the camp.