Chapter 70: Joseph the Windmill

Uncle Shrek's narcissistic behavior immediately triggered a strong reaction from the surrounding elves. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

The other elves just lowered their heads or turned their heads away in disgust, and looked away one after another, lowering their heads, and the facial features on their faces were embarrassed and distorted, as if they had collectively eaten flies.

But this kind of performance, in Shrek's concept, thought that they were so fascinated by their beauty that they were too shy to look at themselves.

(This unreasonable idea of idiocy is formed thanks to Shrek's next-door neighbor, the evil education of Shrek by the unscrupulous uncle named Alan).

But when he turned to Joseph, after this guy glanced at Shrek, his face changed instantly, and his expression was like a ghost, and then he turned his head directly, bent down, and began to spit on the ground.

This kind of performance is a person who knows what it means, although Shrek's head is not very bright, but unfortunately, he also happens to know that Uncle Allen's education next door misses this aspect.

So, the beautiful man Uncle Shrek completely went berserk-

Grandma's! I kindly want to help you correct your mistakes, but you don't appreciate it, and you still use this way to humiliate your uncle!

It's tolerable, it's unbearable!

Shrek, who was completely annoyed, was still very terrifying, and in a fit of rage, he didn't say a word, rushed forward directly, grabbed one of Joseph's ankles who was bending over and vomiting, and then picked it up in the air, like a fast-turning windmill, and then concocted it in the same way, just like when he shook the little fat man in the morning, he shook his hand and threw it hard.

However, this time, because Uncle Shrek was completely annoyed by Joseph's humiliation, the strength in his hand was obviously much greater.

Poor Joseph was heard in the air with a series of screams of terror, and then he flew straight into the distance, over the jungle, over the mountains, farther and farther, and higher and higher, until the people could no longer see......

Everyone, including the elves, was briefly stunned for a moment, and one by one their eyes opened wide, as if they had fallen into a state of collective distraction in an instant, and looked at the sad Joseph who flew away in a daze, until the figure of this poor fellow finally turned into a black dot in the distant air, and then fell somewhere......

And after a brief loss of consciousness, the crowd finally boiled.

Everyone reacted differently, Nicole Chick didn't have time to stop just now, her face was flushed at the moment, and she explained loudly to the angry elves, but the crowd was noisy and shouting, and the elves were excited at the moment, and the effect received was very unsatisfactory.

The two knights sitting on the ground both let out a long sigh, and then covered their foreheads in unison, unwilling to face what was going to happen next.

Since the little bird entered the elf tribe, he completely woke up from his sleepy state, squatted on the shoulders of Nicole Girl, looked left and right all the way, looking at the scenery and looking at the elves, in addition to surprise and curiosity in his eyes, as if there was a trace of doubt, but at this moment, seeing that cute Shrek had fun again, he couldn't help but be very excited, and opened his hook beak on Nicole's shoulder Straight smiled, and narrowed a pair of small golden eyes into a slit with a smile, but there was no trace of fear on the bird's face.

Xie Yu was a little crying and laughing, and he was very embarrassed that Shrek didn't know how to show the charm of a beautiful man in front of the elves, but watching Shrek throw that arrogant and somewhat annoying Joseph somewhere somewhere, he couldn't help but feel a little happy in his heart.

But after a short period of pleasure, Xie Yu thought in his heart that these people still had to deal with the trouble caused by Shrek and wipe the butt of this uncle, and he couldn't help but cover his forehead in pain-damn it...... This time, I was affected by Shrek, and these people came to the door as guests, but they threw the owner away...... I'm afraid that these elves will not be able to give up today......

And look at Uncle Shrek, who caused trouble, he looked unaware, clapped his hands, and spat heavily in the direction where Joseph flew away.

Seeing that more and more elves gathered around him, one by one, were filled with righteous indignation and geared up, a conflict seemed inevitable.

When they were about to be overwhelmed by the angry elves who surrounded them, and the bloody conflict was about to break out, they suddenly heard a "squeak", and the door of the temple, which had been closed, finally opened slowly......

I saw two elves rushing out of the temple quickly, the tall female elf Yawen ran in the front, followed by the older female elf, who was hurrying towards the crowd together.

Immediately afterwards, in the open gate of the temple behind them, two more figures appeared, both wearing wide robes, the robes were turquoise, I couldn't see what material they were made of, and the neckline and sleeves were embroidered with all kinds of strange patterns

At this moment, the two of them were walking slowly behind, looking not in a hurry at all, as if they had a great identity in this elf tribe.

The tall elf Arwen strode ahead, shouting at the crowd as he ran, "Everyone, stop...... The elders have something to say......"

The elves are a somewhat conservative race that adheres to tradition, and even a little too conservative, with clear hierarchies within the tribe, and the clansmen are unconditionally obedient and respectful to the high-ranking and respected elders.

The noisy elves suddenly fell silent and took a few steps back, but they still tightly surrounded these rude humans in the middle, staring at them with angry eyes to prevent them from escaping.

Yawen ran forward, a little puzzled as to why his people suddenly broke out in conflict with these humans, until he pulled a spirit next to him to ask the reason, and looked around his people left and right, and indeed did not find Joseph's figure.

However, unlike the righteous indignation of the elves, the female giraffe Yawen not only did not show any angry look on her face, but covered her ruddy little mouth, her beautiful eyes narrowed, and she looked a little dumbfounded.

Her appearance itself is extremely beautiful, even among the elves who are all beauties, Yawen's beauty is also outstanding, although almost all of them are cold and stiff all the way, but at this moment, this smile is like the ice of ten thousand years has melted, and it suddenly gives people a feeling of comfort, as if these beautiful flowers around her, in front of her smile, are also instantly eclipsed.

My own people have been bullied by humans, but they can still laugh, which is really a little inappropriate, and there is a feeling of schadenfreude.

But judging from the love and enthusiasm in Joseph's eyes that Joseph couldn't hide for Yawen along the way, as well as Yawen's cold attitude towards Joseph, I am afraid that Yawen has already been entangled by this wishful thinking guy in normal times.

When the two elven clan elders in the back finally walked forward with slow steps, Xie Yu hurriedly stepped forward, stubbornly, bearing the angry gazes of the elves around him, apologetic and pretentious, and apologized again and again.

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