Chapter 5 Pretending to have fairy roots
The ceiling was nice and the sanitizer smelled good, I was very happy.
Xu Fan smiled, and had the urge to rap to express his joy: Hey, if you want to learn kung fu and practice immortal arts, conquer this mountain road first, I recorded a song in Sanqingguan, and the melody and rhyme were taken into account... skr...
The mind answers almost impossible, not absolutely impossible.
What does this mean? Any normal person who has studied nine years of compulsory education knows that it almost expresses a meaning that has a very small probability but is likely to exist.
It's almost impossible, that's possible, no matter how slim this possibility is, for Xu Fan, it's worth trying.
"Mom, I need to know the first step to becoming an immortal, what should I do?"
"Refining the Immortal Root. The mind replied, without waiting for Xu Fan to ask again, and continued: "To become an immortal with the body of a mortal, you first need to cultivate the immortal root in the body, and then use the immortal root to absorb the energy of heaven and earth, nourish the five organs, transform the flesh and blood with the power of the five organs, cast the innate physique, and finally open the mind to the gods, and achieve the gods." ”
"It sounds like it's easy, but how long will it take?" Xu Fan blinked, as if he didn't understand.
"One year"
Xu Fan just wanted to say that the time was quite short, so he listened to his thoughts and continued: "One year to study theory, and another ten thousand years to cultivate." ”
"Hehe, I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man..."Xu Fan smiled helplessly: "Mom, learn the theory slowly, you directly tell me how to cultivate the immortal root first, what is the easiest and most practical method for me?"
A few seconds later, a magical picture appeared in Xu Fan's mind, and several pages of illusory paper appeared, and the content on them was clearly displayed in front of his consciousness.
Xu Fan's eyes lit up, wouldn't it be very convenient if this method could be used to cheat in exams?
Scolding himself for not being productive, he focused his attention on the page, the first sentence.
"The method of condensing immortal roots. ”
"The first step is to pretend that you have fairy roots. ”
Xu Fan resisted the urge to question his thoughts and continued to look down.
"Pretend that you have a fairy root, concentrate your mind on the fairy root, imagine that the invisible energy between heaven and earth is attracted by the fairy root and gather towards the fairy root, imagine that the fairy root grows in the body like a tree root, imagine the five internal organs as fruits..."
After reading a few pages, Xu Fan felt that his head was bigger.
Why does it sound so unreliable?
In addition, how rich does a person have to be to think about the content of this paper concretely, but it seems that his imagination is not bad?
Of course, in addition to imagining, the specific location of the fairy root, as well as the matters that need to be paid attention to, and other details are clearly written on the page, and one wrong step will have no meaning for condensing the fairy root.
What Xu Fan didn't know was that the seemingly ordinary content on these pages was an untold secret of the fairy world.
Just like Newton had not been hit by a falling apple, it is very likely that until today, the seemingly simple gravitational force has no specific concept, and the whole physics will probably lag behind because of it.
The more basic something is, the more important it is, like the foundation of a skyscraper.
Just when Xu Fan was restraining his mood and was about to try to imagine the fairy root, someone came.
The people who came were his three college roommates, and Xu Fan also lived in a four-person dormitory, and compared with many universities, the accommodation environment of Nanjiang Jiaotong University, where he was located, was indeed better.
"Brother Fan, are you okay?" The thin, flat-headed boy who spoke first was called Xi Jie, the youngest, more introverted, and approachable.
"Damn, you're awesome! My biggest dream in college is to go to the girls' dorm room. "The tall and strong boy with a foul mouth is called Li Yunlong, he has a very loud name, and his voice is also very loud, he usually likes to play basketball for fitness, and occasionally plays games.
"I see that you should be fine, I brought you something to eat, white fungus porridge, relatively light, eat it while it is hot." ”
The person with white fungus porridge is called Wen Ziyang, with fair skin, more meticulous and organized, very caring, in the past year or so, because of Yu Yan's matter, Xu Fan has talked to Wen Ziyang a lot, so relatively speaking, he and Wen Ziyang have gotten closer.
"Moved to death. Xu Fan sat up, took the white fungus porridge that had been inserted into the straw, and took a few sips, which was warm and comfortable in his throat.
Wen Ziyang smiled, took out a tissue and handed it to Xu Fan.
"Tell me about the situation in the girls' dormitory? Have you seen anyone changing clothes? Is there a bra hanging everywhere? Is there a girl's fragrance in the air?" Li Yunlong sat on the edge of the hospital bed, his eyes were bright, and he looked evil.
Xi Jie was also curious.
Xu Fan couldn't help but recall that the situation was urgent at that time, plus he had teleported to Yu Yan's bedroom, and he really didn't take a closer look, and he was in a coma when he left.
"Nothing, nothing special. Xu Fan casually diverted the topic: "By the way, why are you here?"
"A girl named Li Mintong contacted us, saying that you went to the girl's dormitory, and the dormitory manager mistook it for a flower thief and took an electric shock baton and got corona, and asked us to take care of you quickly. Wen Ziyang replied.
"Haha, flower thief, yes, Xu Fan. Li Yunlong laughed.
Xi Jie took out his mobile phone and pointed the glowing screen at Xu Fan: "Now the school group is discussing the matter of the flower thief, Brother Fan, you are famous." ”
"It's over, I'm wise. Xu Fan glanced at the chat message and asked with a bitter face: "Then what? What is the school going to do with me?"
"Don't worry, it's no big deal. On the way here, I have understood the matter clearly, saying that it was a misunderstanding, the girl named Li Mintong testified to you, saying that she had a stomachache, you went to the dormitory to help her deliver medicine, and the fruit knife was because she was going to help them peel fruit, and Yu Yan also helped you prove it. However, the girls' dormitory should never allow boys to enter casually, so you may find a counselor to criticize you. ”
Wen Ziyang's words made Xu Fan breathe a sigh of relief, and it was not surprising that Yu Yan could help him prove it, after all, the matter was caused by Yan, and if it really made a big fuss, she would also be unlucky.
The three roommates didn't ask about Yu Yan, nor did they ask Xu Fan why he went back to his hometown this morning and rushed back in the evening. As roommates who have been together for more than a year, they can see that Xu Fan's interest is not high, and there are faint tears in the corners of his eyes. So, as soon as they came in, they were trying to figure out how to adjust the atmosphere.
"Let's go, let's go back to the dormitory together, we'll have to lock the door if it's too late." Xu Fan got up and put on his shoes, drank white fungus porridge, and his body strength also recovered.
"No problem?" Wen Ziyang looked worried.
"Dude, my body is very good, I won't hide it from you, I can eat ten lollipops in one go!" Xu Fan stood up, his feet were weak, and he almost fell to the ground.
Li Yunlong's eyes were quick, he supported him, and said arrogantly: "It's too weak, compared to my ten packs of jumping candy, you are defeated." ”
"Then I'm bubblegum. Xi Jie thought for a moment and said.
"What does that mean?" several people looked at him puzzled.
Xi Jie said shyly: "Forum diving type, occasionally spit out a bubble and express your opinion." ”
It's quite in line with his character.
"Hahaha" everyone couldn't help laughing.
Because it was a private clinic, the doctor did not strongly stop Xu Fan's request to leave.
"How much is it in total?" Xu Fan took out his bank card, even if he didn't take medicine, he had to pay the bed fee and consultation fee.
"The girl who came with you had already paid when she left. ”
Xu Fan was stunned, secretly wondering, why did Li Mintong help me? Or did Yu Yan ask her to help me?
Turning his head and seeing the three roommates looking at him meaningfully, Xu Fan shrugged his shoulders, saying that he didn't know either, and then went back to the dormitory together.
Some people say that the friendship between classmates in college is too utilitarian and social, and it is far less sincere and profound than in middle school.
But Xu Fan doesn't think so, because at this moment, his heart is very warm and not lonely at all.
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