Chapter 5: Angry Birds

With such a beautiful scenery in the countryside, Xie Yu couldn't help but be happy, took off the robe behind him, took out the bow, and ran to the woods next to him, broke a dozen straight branches, sharpened them with the knife he carried, made more than a dozen rough arrows, stood on the edge of the cliff at the top of the mountain, picked one up, and put it on the bowstring. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Unexpectedly, this bow was very heavy, and Xie Yu almost used all his strength to finally pull it away a little.

Xie Yu only felt the arrogance in his chest at this time, and shouted: "Look at my brother, I bend my bow and shoot the eagle!"

Aiming at the nearest bird, Xie Yu shot out as soon as he loosened the bowstring.

The bird was small, fiery red like a burning red cloud, its claws were black, but above the neck it was pure white, and its eyes and hooked beak were golden, and the long feathers on its tail were actually colorful and beautiful, but its movements were very agile, and it flashed with a flap of its wings.

The arrow was exhausted in the air, and fell crookedly down the mountain, and the bird flapped its wings twice at Xie Yu, and shouted twice at Xie Yu, as if it was spiritual, as if it was laughing at Xie Yu's clumsy archery skills.

Xie Yu suddenly became angry, and took an arrow to shoot at it, but this time it was even worse, although Xie Yu's accuracy was acceptable, but his strength was too small, and the arrow had not yet shot in front of it, it was castrated, and it was going to fall weakly, and the bird also pecked with its beak arrogantly, and then screamed at Xie Yu "chirping" provocatively, as if he was still winking at Xie Yu.

"...... It's so arrogant!" Xie Yu was furious.

This time, Xie Yu didn't care, ignored the other birds, and shot the remaining arrows towards this hateful bird.

Although he shot hard, he never hit, seeing Xie Yu like a defeated rooster, the bird crowed more cheerfully, flying up and down in the air, and finally flew above Xie Yu's head, circling back and forth.

Xie Yu ran out of arrows and ignored it, and was frustrating packing his things and preparing to go down the mountain, when he suddenly felt a hot liquid falling on his head, Xie Yu touched it, but it turned out to be a puddle of guano.

When I looked up, the hateful little bird that had laughed and teased Xie Yu for a long time was flapping its two small wings and staying above its head, its two golden eyes narrowed into a slit, and it opened its small mouth to "chirp" and screamed, and stretched out a black paw to point at itself, as if laughing.

Xie Yu thought he was dazzled, so he couldn't help rubbing his eyes, and when he looked up again, he saw the little bird turn around and aim his butt at him.

Xie Yu secretly screamed, and hurriedly flashed to the side, and sure enough, he heard a "poof", and a puddle of guano fell on the place where Xie Yu was standing just now.

Xie Yu's anger was not trivial, he grabbed a handful of stones at his feet and threw it at this very humiliating bird, the bird flew a little higher, flapping its little wings and tossing left and right, but it was dodged by it, and none of them hit.

Seeing Xie Yu's angry and thunderous appearance below, the little bird was even more happy, and even winked at Xie Yu mischievously.

Xie Yu was furious, jumping to his feet and scolding the street: "You idiot bird!

The little bird was stunned for a moment, tilted his head, as if he didn't understand, and didn't pay attention to him, just tossing and playing around Xie Yu left and right.

Xie Yu was furious in his heart, thinking that this bird was really hateful, and he had to burn it down.

Xie Yu kept grabbing the stones on the ground to smash the birds, and was busy with joy, when he turned his head, he saw a person walking up in front of him, in tattered clothes, with a gray face, shaking a broken fan, and four or five arrows cut from branches crookedly stuck in his felt hat, with a lewd smile on his faceβ€”it was our Mr. Jigong who walked up the mountain.

Xie Yu stopped to hunt birds, only to see the "Mr. Jigong" with arrows on his felt hat swaying in front of him, patted his shoulder, sighed, put away the obscene smile on his face, and said in a serious tone: " This little strong man, it's really fateful, we met again so soon, it seems that we have to talk about it, old man, I just found a sunny hillside at the bottom of the mountain, basking in the sun, sleeping comfortably, these sticks suddenly fell from the sky, pierced my beloved and only hat, and also leaked my wine bag, by the way, also disturbed my old man's dream, caused damage to my innocent and kind heart, why don't we talk about compensation below?"

As he was talking, Mr. "Jigong" suddenly caught a glimpse of the little bird playing Xie Yu in the sky, and couldn't help but squint his eyes, and a strange look flashed in his eyes that was not easy to detect.

The little bird didn't seem to have had enough fun, and when he saw a strange person like a beggar, Xie Yu ignored himself, and couldn't help but be annoyed, and shouted angrily at Mr. "Jigong" in the air.

Mr. Jigong turned his head to look at Xie Yu: "You were shooting this bird just now?"

Xie Yu nodded: "Hmm...... This bird is even more hateful than you, it seems to have a bit of spirituality, and it flies so fast that it can't hit it."

Mr. "Jigong" smiled mysteriously, and there was actually a little bit of a superior demeanor between his eyebrows, but he pouted: "Hmph...... If you can hit it, that's weird. β€œ

Seeing that the two of them quietly didn't know what they were discussing, he didn't pay attention to what he shouted, and he was even more angry, thinking that he was being ignored, and with a crisp chirp, he swooped down towards Mr. "Jigong" in a circle, stretched out two black claws and grabbed Mr. "Jigong's" hat, it seemed that he wanted to drive this strange old man like a beggar away first, and then continue to play this happy game with this cute little boy.

Mr. Jigong saw the bird rushing towards him, the corner of his mouth showed a subtle smile, his right hand grabbed, the black light flashed, and a black wire net appeared out of thin air on his hand, and he threw it out against the angry bird, the black wire net unfolded in the air and the wind shrouded the bird inside, the bird had already rushed to the front, and it was too late to dodge, so he plunged into the black wire net.

Mr. Jigong's lips moved slightly, and he didn't know what he was talking about, only to see the black wire net shrink rapidly, and the bird was completely trapped in the net, and the bird screamed and struggled angrily inside, but he couldn't break free, and finally the black wire net turned into the size of a bird, and the angry bird was tightly tied inside, unable to move, and fell to the ground with a "poof".

Xie Yu was overjoyed, he didn't expect the sloppy Mr. Jigong to have such skills, he rushed over with an arrow step, and grabbed the hateful bird that couldn't move, and found that the bird only had a bird's head and a claw leaking through the mesh outside, and the claws were still struggling, and a bird's head swayed left and right, trying his best to break free from it.

Xie Yu got revenge, he was in a happy mood, he grabbed the bird with his left hand, and fanned it with a big ear scraper with his right hand, and there was a deafening laugh in his mouth: "Wahaha...... Wha...... Wha, damn little brute! No matter how arrogant you are, you're having a good time, aren't you? Don't you like to play? I'll play with you today, and I'll have enough fun to make a fire and roast bird meat to eat!"

The little bird was slapped by this hateful little guy with a distorted face that was already laughing, and couldn't help but open his eyes angrily, glaring at Xie Yu, and hearing that this kid was going to roast himself and eat it, the little eyes rolled, and the bird's face immediately seemed to change an expression, the little head drooped, no longer struggling, the hook-like little mouth was tightly pursed, and the little golden eyes were full of tears, and one by one "let's go" fell down, and from time to time I secretly glanced at Xie Yu with my small eyes, as if he was a child who had done something wrong, pitiful.

Xie Yu was surprised to see it, and thought: There are a lot of strange things every year, this year's bumper harvest, I fell off the sewer and crossed it inexplicably, and I fell into a dry well again and got a beautiful bow, and met a beggar-like Mr. Jigong, and it turned out to be a master of the world, the first time I hit a bird, and I met such a strange thing.

Xie Yu had suffered the loss of this little bird, and knew that this little bird was extremely slippery and humane, where would he be fooled again, he was unmoved at the moment, his eyes rolled, and he deliberately teased it, deliberately made a hesitant and soft-hearted expression on his face, pinched his chin, and muttered softly in his mouth, as if he was talking to himself: "Alas...... It's a pity that such a beautiful bird is roasted, hmm...... What should I do? I won't be willing to let it go like this, after all, this little bird is too hateful...... What should I do?"

As he spoke, he glanced at the bird, and sure enough, he saw a look of hope in the bird's eyes, staring at Xie Yu with watery golden eyes, looking expectant.

Xie Yu was amused in his heart, but he deliberately straightened his face and asked viciously: "Do you know it's wrong? Do you dare to on your uncle's head?"

The bird quickly shook his head.

Xie Yu asked again: "But if you do something wrong, you will be punished after all, eh...... Will you apologize, will you apologize, and I'll let you go!"

The surprise in the bird's eyes suddenly became heavier, and he quickly raised his head and chirped at Xie Yu twice.

Xie Yu frowned: "What kind of bird language is spoken, I don't understand, do you know the way humans apologize?"

The bird shook its head blankly.

Xie Yu sighed: "Alas...... If you don't learn and have no culture, it's really a killing bird, so ...... How about I teach you the human way of apologizing, and then let you go after apologizing?"

The bird nodded quickly.

"Okay, look!" Xie Yu put down the bird, made a kneeling gesture to the sky, then stood up and dusted off his knees, grabbed the bird in his hand again, and asked, "Will you do it?" I only do it once, and if you can't remember it, you can't blame me. ”

The bird nodded again.

"Alright, let's start!" Xie Yu sat down cross-legged on the grass, grabbed the bird in his hand, and put it on the ground in front of him.

The little bird tilted his head and thought about it, and also learned Xie Yu's action just now, and knocked his head to the ground, but his mouth was too long, and it was a hooked beak, every time he knocked down, it could only be that the bird's beak touched the ground, and after knocking it back, and then lifting it up, it would dig up a mouthful of dirt, just like an excavator in the previous life.

The little bird kowtowed like pounding garlic, but it raised up a cloud of dust, as if it were plowing the ground, and in a short time the little bird covered itself in the dust and could not be seen.

The little bird kowtowed happily there, but Xie Yu was already laughing back and forth, holding his stomach with his hand and falling to the side, feeling that his belly was about to burst with laughter, and grabbed the little bird who was still kowtowing: "Wahahaha...... Wahahaha......ha Oh, I'm laughing to death, you little slippery head is also fooled, hahaha...... Oops...... Ahem...... You stupid bird, if you knock your mouth out, the master won't let you go, just wait for the master's lunch...... Wahahaha......"

Seeing Xie Yu laughing and almost dying, the little bird finally understood that he had fallen for this hateful boy, and couldn't help screaming angrily, his whole body was faintly red with anger, and the white feathers on his neck were also standing upright, and he suddenly opened his small mouth and spewed out a small silver-white arc at Xie Yu, who was laughing like a thousand-year-old demon in the middle of Xie Yu's head.

The wild laughter stopped abruptly, and then he heard a "poof", Xie Yu's handsome little face was pitch black, his hair exploded, his roots stood upside down, and he spit out a puff of white smoke in his mouth, and he fell backwards straight up.