Chapter Eighty-Six: Useless Handles
But Xie Yu had just closed his eyes and was about to sleep again, when he felt that he had been kicked hard in the ass again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The force of this kick was even greater than the one just now, and it kicked Xie Yu off the platform again.
"You're sick, get out!" Xie Yu turned over and sat up, impatient with Nicole's ignorance, and said angrily: "Don't force the master to do it yourself......
"It's almost noon...... Are you still sleeping? huh...... Hurry up, or believe it or not I'll tell Elder Eve about the good you did last night......"
Xiao Niu'er completely ignored Xie Yu's threatening eyes glaring at her viciously, but she crossed her waist with one hand, and with the other hand, she stretched out a beautiful finger as white and tender as a green onion to point at Xie Yu, her head raised, her face looked fearless, and she looked down at Xie Yu condescendingly, and her tone was high.
"Huh?" Xie Yu couldn't help but be shocked, and looked at the little bird on Xiao Niu'er's shoulder with puzzled eyes, but saw that the little bird squinted his eyes and nodded his little head twice at Xie Yu.
"How do you know......" was confirmed by Xiao Bird, and Xie Yu was immediately furious: "Which little bastard became a traitor again?!"
As he spoke, Xie Yu glared at the bird fiercely.
saw that the little bird stretched out two small wings, like two human hands, and spread it out at Xie Yu, and then the bird made an innocent and wronged expression on his face.
"Damn! This little traitor is going to be a good ...... sooner or later."
Xie Yu has long been accustomed to the bird's humanized movements and expressions from time to time, and he is not surprised at the moment, so he has to pout helplessly, and he despises the bird's pretending to be pure in his heart.
But on second thought, although this little bird is extremely cunning and stubborn, and has a problem with its quality, and is used to being a traitor, this traitor cannot speak or write, and if he only relies on two paws to compare back and forth, I am afraid it will be difficult to leak secrets.
"Could it be that Shrek told the secret?" Xie Yu raised his head and frowned at the aggrieved bird.
Thinking about it, among the only three insiders, it is neither himself nor Xiaoniao, and the person who leaked the secret is only Shrek, who has always been obedient to the little girl.
Shrek has now fallen in love completely, as long as the little girl glares fiercely, or throws a slight wink, she is afraid that Shrek will immediately faint, and then she will tell the goddess in her heart in one breath.
Hearing Xie Yu's question, he saw the little bird nodding his little head again and again, stretching out two wings and a black claw back and forth for a while, and "giggling" with his eagle hook mouth open for a while, and his eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile.
Looking at the little bird with incomparably rich body language, there the description and comparison were colorful, the comparison was elated, and the comparison was laughing at the same time, Xie Yu thought about it with his ass and knew that it must be Shrek's simple-minded guy who sold himself without hesitation when he was courteous to the little girl.
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"That idiot with a brain on the elf!" Xie Yu scolded, and then turned to the triumphant Nicole: "Those elves don't know, do they?!"
"I don't know yet, but it's hard to say later...... Look if you're disobedient!" The little girl glared at Xie Yu, thinking that she had caught the handle of this obscene little mage, and sneered proudly.
"Cut!" Xie Yu snorted disdainfully, but as if he didn't care about the little girl's threat, he rolled his eyes: "Are you okay with anything? Get out quickly, the master is going to sleep!"
Shrek was drunk down there, probably not knowing that he and the bird had discovered the hidden tree hole, and naturally he wouldn't know that he had stolen those strange milky white liquids from the elves on it.
And the elves of the four guards were knocked unconscious by Shrek, hum...... I just found the small lake by mistake and took a bath by the way, in Xie Yu's concept, he was not even an accomplice.
What's more, when I got there, the four unlucky elves had already been knocked unconscious by Shrek and thrown in the grass, and they didn't see their own appearance at all, Shrek's idiot guy showed his face, and the elves wanted to investigate Shrek first, and when the time came, they would kill themselves and not admit it, what else could the elves do with themselves?
This made Xie Yu feel a lot more relieved......
"And ...... I especially like to sleep naked, but I was a little tired last night, and I didn't have time to take off my clothes when I came back, I advise you, don't come in when I fall asleep for a while, I still am a virgin, if you dare to touch in and peep again, I will shout indecent immediately!"
Seeing that the little girl was grinding in place and didn't go out, Xie Yu thought about it, and then stared at the little girl with vigilant eyes and warned.
"You...... Shameless!" The little girl was immediately extremely embarrassed, and her beautiful little face was dyed with two more crimsons, but after a short period of anger, the tone of the little girl, who was very good at cultivating qi, immediately changed her tone and sneered twice: "Hmph...... Looks like you won't get a chance to sleep, though!"
"Huh?" Xie Yu raised his eyelids.
"We're about to leave here......"
"Where are you going? You little girl can't pick up your shoulders or lift your hands, how can you make such a fuss? Can't you settle down a little bit?"
"We're going to collect a medicinal herb, it's rarer, so we can't delay the trip any longer......"
"Okay, you go, brother is here waiting for you to come back, anyway, there is food and drink in this place, and there is scenery to see, and it doesn't matter if you stay for a year and a half...... Have a good trip!" Xie Yu waved his hand at the little girl, made a gesture to repel flies, and said with a heartfelt blessing.
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But no matter how Xie Yu shirked and messed around, in the end, he was helplessly pulled out by the persistent chick.
"Hurry up! Don't be sluggish...... It doesn't look like a man!"
Nicole stood behind Xie Yu, and with her two weak arms, she pushed Xie Yu out of the tree house.
It just took a lot of effort, Nicole pushed her arms numb, but this obscene little magician didn't move at all, and in desperation, she had to use her shoulder, and sideways used a thin shoulder against Xie Yu's back, pushing her panting and flushed face, which finally pushed Xie Yu to the entrance of the tree hole.
"Nonsense! Don't you know that men and women don't kiss each other?! Oh...... Yes, you can't possibly know...... Let go of me, or the master will really shout rude!"
Xie Yu's hands tightly grasped the edge of the tree hole on both sides, which resembled the door frame, turned his head to stare at the little girl who was pushing him hard behind his back, and shouted viciously.
Xie Yu grabbed the door frame without letting go, and in the end there was no way, the little girl who was already exhausted had no choice but to make a look at the bird next to her, and the bird suddenly understood, and then opened her eagle hook beak, and spewed a small arc at Xie Yu's neck.
Xie Yu's hair suddenly stood on end, his whole body was numb, and the two hands that grabbed the "door frame" were finally retracted, and the little girl behind him took the opportunity to exert her strength, holding back her strength, and finally pushed Xie Yu out of the tree house.
"Damn, you traitor, every time you discharge, don't you have some fresh tricks?" Xie Yu was annoyed by the bird's eating inside and out, and turned back to the bird and scolded angrily.
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