After learning that Fang Wuwei was going to borrow the crematorium to come to alchemy, Zheng Hongqin was very excited. The head, which was still dizzy and had not slept, now seemed to be more awake than ever.

God's special crematorium alchemy furnace!

My Uncle Zheng used to blow bottles and drink with ghosts, and then he had alchemy with Master Fang's crematorium!

Sitting in the office, I couldn't stop shaking my legs. Zheng Hongqin's red eyes, which had not slept all night, were now covered with bloodshot with excitement, which became even more terrifying.

Especially when he was still staring at Fang Wuwei, it made Fang Wuwei, who was sitting alone making tea, feel extremely uncomfortable.

"Xiao Zheng, you just. . . Can't you look to the side? or. Get some sleep?"

After reminding Zheng Hongqin for the fifth time, Fang Wuwei felt that he didn't want to do alchemy today. Anyway, I borrowed the cremation furnace myself.,Simply.。。 Throw Zheng Hongqin in?

"Master Fang. ”

With a hoarse cry of worship in his throat, which had not slept all night, Zheng Hongqin continued to look at Fang Wuwei with his bloodshot eyes, and asked very seriously:

"Do you remember that you once sold me a biography of a Xiuzhen character?"

"Shhh What's wrong.. Do you want to return an item?"

gasped, Fang Wuwei only felt that Zheng Hongqin's appearance was similar to those debt collectors recorded in the books, they all looked at him directly, and they didn't move.

But then again, those books were not written by me, but memorized by myself. There is a debtor and a debtor, why is Zheng Hongqin so scared of himself?

"No. No returns, I won't return them in my life. What's the point of returning? It's a waste of time and no benefit. The story in there is super interesting, and I love that book. ”

Zheng Hongqin held his eyelids that were about to fall, shook his head vigorously, and then continued:

"Master Fang. I just remember that in the book, there was a cultivator called Wu Tianzun. ”

"Wu Tianzun, why do you think of him in a place like a funeral home? He is not related to you, and it shouldn't be your turn to incense after being dead for so many years, right?"

Fang Wu took a sip of tea for the egg, and then looked at Zheng Hongqin in a tangled manner, not understanding what nonsense this stupid son of the landlord's family was going to say.

"It's not. I just remember the story of Wu Tianzun in the book. ”

Zheng Hongqin shook his head, his bloodshot eyes revealed a trace of yearning and admiration, and then said slowly:

"It is recorded in the book that the Wutian Gate of Wutianzun was in a desperate situation, and the entire sect was cut down by the Demon Dao, and even the foundation of the Heavenly Vein was destroyed!

There is no fire in the sky, no fire on the earth, no open fire, no dark fire. With the physical body as the medicine guide, and the volcano at the top of the Tianshan Mountain as the furnace, he jumped into the crater of the top of the Tianshan Mountain!

When he said this, Zheng Hongqin's whole person trembled with excitement!

In the story, Wutianzun, who has no way out, not only was not burned into charcoal by magma after abandoning his mortal body and jumping into the volcano, but also broke through the realm by mistake, attracting rolling thunder!

And the final Heavenly Tribulation on the Heavenless Venerable Cultivation Dao was unexpectedly avoided by the Heavenless Lightning Avoidance Pill he refined, allowing him not only to be unharmed, but even to repel all the Demon Dao chasers behind him!

This desperate deed also established the legendary status of Wutianzun in the alchemy story, and it also made Wutianzun famous and recorded in countless alchemy books!

"Hmm... And then what?"

The corners of his eyes twitched, and Fang Wuwei looked unnaturally at the iron door of the office. I secretly thought to myself that Lao Lin had gone through the formalities, why didn't he come back for so long? If he didn't come back, wouldn't he continue to listen to Zheng Hongqin's nonsense?

"So! I think Master Fang, you are now simply fighting with Wu Tianzun! I feel that the poem is flourishing on the spot, and I will compose a poem for you! You listen well!"

Zheng Hongqin slapped his thigh hard, and the whole person stood up from the chair. However, under Fang Wuwei's painful gaze, he looked up at the forty-five degree angle, and he recited in a style of the ancients, fairy wind and bones, sonorous and powerful, and recited in a subdued and frustrated manner:

"Shanglian is: In ancient times, there were alchemists without Tianzun, and the top of the Tianshan Mountain refined the Heavenly Pill!

The next link is: Today, there is an online store owner, Master Fang, and the crematorium refines the body pill!

Horizontal criticism: come from behind!"

The corner of Fang Wuwei's eyes twitched, the chrysanthemum tightened, the hand holding the teacup shook, and a touch of tea overflowed from the cup, falling to the ground and splashing a little water droplet.

"What a poem of yarn this is! This is a couplet, isn't it?!It's a couplet!!!

The wind is roaring, the horse is barking, Wu Wei is hurting in the egg, Wu Wei is hurting in the egg.

"And my crematorium alchemy is not just coming from behind, right?!The girl is simply stabbing through Wu Tianzun directly from behind, right?!If you let Wu Tianzun know that you compare me with him, he promises to vomit three liters of blood, and he will be angry and concussive on the spot!"

Of course, Fang Wuwei just trembled his hands and looked at Zheng Hongqin with a painful face, and did not complain about the madness in his heart. Because he was afraid, afraid that he would really throw his god customer into the cremation furnace to refine his head.

"Huh. . . Scold.. Xiao Zheng, it's so wet, it's wet. ”

Fang Wuwei suppressed the complaint in his heart, trembled and picked up a tissue from the table, and slowly wiped the tea on the floor. It was also at this time that Lao Lin hummed a little song and pushed open the office door, then leaned against the door frame and said:

"Junior Brother Fang, the formalities have been completed, let's go, I also specially picked a new cremation furnace for you!"

"Huh?!"

There was a pain in the corner of his eye, Fang Wuwei, who had just experienced Zheng Hongqin's blind handips, suddenly appeared in his mind for some reason the scene of himself happily choosing a crematorium and sitting in it.

But soon, this inexplicable fantasy was left behind, and then Fang Wuwei smiled awkwardly and said:

"Lao Lin, thank you so much, let's go. Let's go.. ”

"Junior Brother Fang, I'll go back to drink tea first, do you want to call me for something. ”

Sending the two to the cremation stove, Lao Lin happily took the red envelope handed out by Fang Wuwei, turned his head and left here.

As a veteran employee who has worked in the crematorium all year round, he has long wanted to stay by the crematorium. It's smelly and uncomfortable, so it's better to sit in the office.

"It's okay, I see that Lao Lin has burned several of you, there will be no problem. ”

With a smile on his face, Fang Wuwei watched Lao Lin leave, immediately put down his backpack, walked to the crematorium excitedly, and then turned back to Zheng Hongqin and said:

"Xiao Zheng, take a look, this thing can burn to one or two thousand degrees, and it can also adjust the time and temperature, and it can even monitor the situation in the furnace through a small screen! Which of the garbage alchemy furnaces in the book is comparable to this thing! This is simply an alchemy artifact!"

Listening to Fang Wuwei talking about the benefits of the cremation furnace with great vigour, Zheng Hongqin looked at the cremation furnace and suddenly felt a little awkward.

"But Master Fang. I suddenly wondered.,Will there be something wrong with using this kind of thing for alchemy?。。 ”

Most of the excitement just now has passed, and at this moment, Zheng Hongqin leaned against the wall with a sleepy face, and also noticed the details that he hadn't noticed before.

What if there are any ashes in this cremation furnace that affect the alchemy? Even if it is a clean and brand new cremation furnace, placed in such a place full of yin qi and burning the deceased, it is estimated that it will bring some ominous aura to the elixir, right?

Anyway, after Zheng Hongqin calmed down a little, he always felt a little strange and inappropriate.