Chapter 18: Fuck You

Terrible!

It's amazing!

Long Xiaoyao admired Jiang Wuya's kung fu very much, but he didn't have the slightest affection for Jiang Wuya, and he was only full of hatred.

And it's no wonder.

Just kidding, not to mention how despicable and shameless Jiang Wuya's character is, just because this bastard wants his life when he comes up, Long Xiaoyao has no reason not to hate this guy to the bone, and there is no reason not to want to chop up Jiang Da bastard and feed it to the dog immediately.

You know, Long Xiaoyao is not yet seventeen years old, he is still very young, very young, he is far from living enough, and he does not want to go to Hades now. In addition, he is not a masochist, and he has not been beaten up by others as a habit of enjoying such a perverted ~ perversion.

Long Xiaoyao hated Jiang Wuya so much, he really wanted to immediately peel the bastard surnamed Jiang and boil and fry it 10,000 times.

However, it didn't work.

Because, his injury was really not light, and he couldn't get up after struggling for a long time, even if Jiang Wuya stood there without moving, what could he do about Jiang Wuya?

"Hmph, little Wang Ba Lamb, just your three-legged cat kung fu still dare to use force with Uncle Ben, it's really a mayfly shaking a tree, ridiculous and ridiculous! Hit a stone with an egg, you are a fucking fool, do you know!? straw bag, fool, big grandson, the head is not small, it is full of dog ~ shit, cat urine, donkey dung and eggs? Ah?! You pig braincase, you are really stupid......" Jiang Wuya slanted the dragon and walked freely, his face was full of disdain, so he was not arrogant.

Angry, Long Yao's heart and lungs want to explode.

However, it is not of much use.

He couldn't get up, he couldn't breathe, what could he do in this situation? Except to listen, he could only curse in his heart.

"Hey, little rabbit, I don't have time to waste time here with you dogs, do you have any last words to say? Jiang Wuya glanced at Long Xiaoyao, then patted his chest and sneered: "Lao Tzu promises: I will call you a son of a bitch, no regrets, grandpa, I will let you die a satisfactory death." After all, Uncle Ben is a bodhisattva, and I am very kind. ”

Are you kind?

I'll give you a face from the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!

Long Xiaoyao really wanted to scold, scolding Jiang Wuya for being bloody, and scolding Jiang Dawang for being incomplete, but he just glared at Jiang Wuya viciously, and didn't open his mouth to scold half a word.

Because he knew that no matter how ugly the scolding was, what could it do? It was nothing more than a waste of effort, meaningless.

Long Yao ignored it, which made Jiang Wuya very unhappy, he couldn't help frowning, and said in a cold tone: "You donkey hair is stuffed in your ears, haven't you heard Lao Tzu tell you your last words? Tell Lao Tzu quickly!"

I'll talk about your uncle!

Long Xiaoyao just snorted coldly, didn't even look at Jiang Wuya, and didn't say a word about his last words.

Dare not to give Lao Tzu face, it's really fucking unclean!

"You don't have a last word, right? Okay, it's very good! You save trouble, Lao Tzu also saves time, everyone is happy!" Jiang Wuya was very angry, and as he spoke, he picked up the eight-sided purple gold hammer in his hand, and was about to smash it into Long Xiaoyao's head: "Since you have nothing to say, then Lao Tzu will send you a dog offal to hell!"

Man is a sword, I am a fish.

Could it be that I, Long Xiaoyao, am really going to die in the hands of this bastard surnamed Jiang today?

Is this fate?

No, I'm not reconciled, I am not reconciled!

Long Xiaoyao hadn't lived enough, he didn't want to go to see Hades just like that, and at the moment when the purple gold hammer smashed down, he gritted his teeth violently, used all the strength of his body, and rolled on the spot, narrowly avoiding Jiang Wuya's fatal blow.

Smashed!

The little king and the eight lambs actually dodged!

"Okay, Lao Tzu will let you hide!" Jiang Wuya was angry, and the hammer was about to smash at Long Yaoyao again.

This really scared the dragon away.

Of course, he is not afraid of death, not at all.

But if they lose their lives, what will happen to the so many hungry people who don't know that there is food in the Soul Eater Forest?

He can't die, can't.

Even if he dies, he has to pull Jiang Wuya on his back, even if he can't pull it, then he must not let the bastard surnamed Jiang feel better, no matter what, he has to make Jiang Wuya pay some price.

However, he is very weak now, and it is difficult to breathe, in this situation, how can he cause harm to Jiang Wuya?

It's impossible, it's not a play at all.

This is not the time to fight hard, you have to regain some strength.

For now, we can only delay time and secretly accumulate strength.

The situation was critical, Long Xiaoyao didn't dare to hesitate at all, and hurriedly shouted: "Slow!"

"What, do you have something to say?" Jiang Wuya forcibly stopped the falling hammer, but he didn't take back the purple gold hammer, he hung on Long Xiaoyao's head, ready to smash it down at any time: "Really have words?"

"Yes!"

"But I don't want to hear it. ”

"You-"

"What are you? Who do you think you are? Do you have to listen to Lao Tzu if you want to talk about it? Uncle Ben is not your father, why should Lao Tzu listen to you fart?"

"Damn! you-"

"What are you? Uncle Ben is so handsome and unparalleled in the world, you dare to say that Lao Tzu is hateful, you are fucking lame!"

"You're damned!

"Okay, don't you, I'll fuck him, the general can run a horse on his forehead, the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, Lao Tzu has a lot of people, I'm too lazy to worry about you as a dog mongrel, Uncle Ben will give you a chance, if you have something to say, let it go!"

"Really?"

"Bullshit! Do you have nothing to do when Uncle Ben eats? I don't have time to play around here with you little bastard. What's your last word? Hurry up and give it to your grandfather, and I'll come quickly. ”

"You ......"

"What are you, or not? Don't say it, don't talk about pulling it down, don't say Lao Tzu, I'll send you to see the king of Hades!" Jiang Wuya's face was full of impatience, and he was about to smash the purple gold hammer down as he spoke.

Damn it!

It's so hateful!

Damn it, damn it ten thousand times!

Long Xiaoyao was angry, so hot, but he had no tricks, so he could only hold back, and he had nothing to say: "I want to know, why do you have to kill me?"

"Because you're damned!"

"What the hell do I do? I didn't seem to provoke you at first, did I? You hit me with a hammer first, didn't you?"

"It's a fart! Lao Tzu was sleeping soundly, but you dog offal suddenly jumped out, and used a piece of broken meat to cause so many people to fight and howl like pigs, and make a noise to Lao Tzu's sweet dream, you know?"

"It's-"

"Shut up! I haven't finished yet, what the hell are you talking about! If you don't want to splash right now, just give it to your grandfather and I will listen quietly. Jiang Wuya blatantly interrupted Long Xiaoyao's words, gritted his teeth, and said very fiercely: "It's because you are a king and eight lambs, so that several of Lao Tzu's brothers were injured by mistake, do you know? ! Lao Tzu is generous, I don't want to be like you as a dog, but you don't know what to fuck or bad, you have to inch in, kick your nose in the face, dare to be Lao Tzu's words are farting, dare to openly fight against Lao Tzu, provoke Lao Tzu's majesty, and dare to threaten Lao Tzu with cruel words, want Lao Tzu's life, you are so fucking hateful, the crime is unforgivable, you deserve to die 10,000 times!" If Lao Tzu doesn't kill you, where is the reason!?"

"Nonsense, strong words! You-"

"Shut up!"

"It's not closed, I'm going to say it!"

"Do you have to say, yes, it's very good, save Lao Tzu from asking and probing! Say, what is your name as a dog bastard, where do you live, and do you have beautiful wives, concubines, sisters, and daughters? If not, then shut up, because Lao Tzu is not in the mood to listen to you bastard donkey fart!"

"You-"

"Of course, if your mother or your seven aunts and eight aunts are handsome, then you can say it, Lao Tzu promises: absolutely let them be real women. If they are comfortable serving Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will definitely not treat them badly, Lao Tzu will be rewarded, and Lao Tzu can let them serve Uncle Ben a few more times, hehe...... When Lao Tzu got tired of playing crookedly, Lao Tzu rewarded them to my slaves, so that they could also have a good time. When Lao Tzu's slaves have had enough fun and have no sexual interest, what do you think Lao Tzu will do with those relatives of yours?"

"Bastard, you-"

"Why, did you guess it? No? How do you know that Lao Tzu will throw them into the stables and dog pens? Could it be that you have heard that the mules, horses and wolf dogs raised by Lao Tzu are very strong~stiff, thick~ big? You know that they are all powerful and powerful?...... Jiang Wuya's face is evil, his mouth is full of filth, and the more he talks, the more obscene he becomes, and the more he talks, the more unbearable he becomes.

Long Xiaoyao was so angry that his heart and lungs wanted to explode.

Is it tolerable, which is unbearable?!

"Bastard, you give me death!" Long Xiaoyao jumped up suddenly, and smashed his fist into Jiang Wuya's throat, he was going to kill Jiang Wuya's dog.

However, he did not make it.

Not to mention smashing Jiang Dawangba's throat with one punch, he couldn't even touch one of Jiang Da's thief's cold hairs.

Not for anything else, he is too weak, he can't use his strength at all, in the eyes of the top master Jiang Wuya, his movements are too slow, like a snail crawling.

"Fuck you!" Jiang Wuya was very disdainful, turned around and kicked Long Xiaoyao's heart, and directly kicked Long Xiaoyao into the distance......

In other words, the college entrance examination will start tomorrow......

There's nothing to talk about, guys, hold on, you can, come on!