"Hey...... Hey, boy, what are you doing there in a daze?! Don't you know that it's rude to be in a daze when talking to someone?! Don't be in a daze, barbecue well! Hey, ......"

Shrek waited quietly for a while, and found that his little brother, after muttering a few words in his mouth just now, began to stare at the barbecue on the shelf in a daze, completely ignoring himself. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Shrek waited patiently and helplessly for a while, and finally found that this little brother seemed to be frozen, or there was no reaction at all, so he couldn't help but be a little dissatisfied, stood up and strode forward, and patted the little mage on the shoulder.

"Huh?"

Xie Yu came back to his senses, moved his somewhat sore shoulders twice, frowned and pouted, "Don't worry, it's ready to be roasted soon...... And Ah Shi, how many times have I told you...... Can you tap someone on the shoulder, that is, the master's body is not bad, so he can bear it! Don't shoot your goddess like this in the future, you will be directly slapped to death, and you won't have time to cry when the time comes......"

Miss Nicole is so soft and weak, I won't even lift a finger from her......! You like to pat people on the shoulder when I have nothing to do? Isn't it because you don't have a good barbecue and you're in a daze here?!Don't talk nonsense...... Concentrate on it, bake it quickly, and wait to eat it......"

Shrek obviously disdained Xie Yu's words, first swore to express his love for Nicole's little girl, and then after the soybean eyes blinked twice, he began to dislike Xie Yu's barbecue speed too slowly.

"Oh......? Never move a finger of your goddess?!!...... Hum...... You just brag, I don't believe ...... anyway."

Xie Yu pinched his chin and thought for a while, and then a meaningful smile appeared on his face, the corners of his mouth flashed a slight arc, looking at Shrek's disdainful sneer.

"Bragging?!I'm bragging?!you kid...... What is there to brag about?!When have you ever seen your eldest brother brag?!As I said, I would never move a finger of Miss Nicole......

Shrek was a little inexplicable by Xie Yu's sneer, and couldn't help but be a little angry, as if he was eager to dispel the little mage's doubts and prove that he would do what he said, he raised his right hand and put it on his left chest, with a serious and solemn look: "I swear in the name of the goddess of light, I will live in my life, if I ......"

"Oops...... Don't swear an oath, it's not good to slap yourself in the face at that time, besides...... You don't need to swear in the name of that little lady of the goddess of light!"

Looking at this rough embryo's serious face, the smile on Xie Yu's face became even stronger, and he had to stretch out a hand and pull down Shrek's right hand that was tightly covering his heart.

"Boy, don't talk nonsense! The goddess of light is the patron saint of our continent! How can you blaspheme casually...... Quickly atone for your sins to the goddess of light......"

"Alright, alright...... Don't stare, I'm stopping you for your own good......! Alas, all evil religions...... Goddess of Light?......" Xie Yu waved his hand boringly, interrupting Shrek's righteous words, shaking his head and sighing.

"You...... What do you mean?!"

"Hmph...... It's not interesting!Ash, I'm here to ask you......" Xie Yu turned his head and smiled at Shrek, who was scratching his head: "Ash...... Can you really promise to never move a finger of your Goddess Nicole?"

"Of course...... Boy, why are you smiling so treacherously?!Don't you still believe it?!" Shrek saw that the corner of the little mage in front of him had a malicious sneer on the corner of his mouth again, so he glared at the soybean and shouted again.

"Don't stare at it, it's going to be that big...... I'll ask you, ahem......"

Xie Yu didn't take Shrek's oath to heart at all, looked around left and right, and found that Nicole Chick was still talking and laughing with her sister Yawen on the elf side of the elves, and the two knights were still chasing and catching up boredly in the distance, so he cleared his throat and squeezed his eyes at Shrek:

"I believe that you don't usually touch your goddess Nicole, I believe it, ......I definitely believe it! Aren't you going to move...... Hey, hey!"

"Well, of course not...... Miss Nicole is so delicate, I can't take care of it......? How could you touch her? Isn't that rude......"

“...... Huh?!" To Xie Yu's surprise, Shrek still replied with confidence on his face, but he stunned Xie Yu, who was smiling obscenely, on the spot, and the smile on his face immediately froze.

"Hey...... How's it going?!Big brother told you before...... Men have to say what they say! If they don't move, they won't move...... It's manly to say that the sky is broken! This is manhood...... Boy, you're going to have to study hard in the future!"

Seeing the little mage stunned on the spot with his mouth wide open, staring blankly at himself speechless, as if he was deeply impressed by his words and letters, Shrek couldn't help but feel a little proud.

"You...... Are you sure?!The cave room doesn't move at night??What about the cave room after the candle night?!" Xie Yu obviously couldn't believe it, and his eyes blinked a few times and he still couldn't believe it.

"The kid can really be verbose! If you don't move, you don't move, and that's what the big brother says!How about it?!Hmph......" Shrek raised his head and confirmed again.

"Awesome...... I didn't expect the eldest brother to be a real rabbit, the younger brother simply admired the five-body throw, admired and admired......" Xie Yu stared at Shrek's eyes for a long time, and found that this rough embryo's eyes were firm and clear, and it really didn't look like a lie, so he couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head, praised him heartily twice, and then completely defeated.

"Don't be so discouraged, boy, learn from your eldest brother's side, and you will become a man who stands up to the sky like your eldest brother in the future......."

Shrek looked at the little mage's dejected defeat, patted the little mage's shoulder proudly, patted his chest twice, and encouraged him.

But after this rough embryo showed his words and believed it, he scratched his head again, and his soybean eyes rolled a few times, as if he hadn't figured out something, and then he asked the little mage who continued to turn the barbecue boringly: "Boy...... What did you just say...... Flower candle night, this cave room flower candle night...... What the hell does it mean?!How come I've never heard of this night ......?"

"Huh?"

When Xie Yu heard this, the movements in his hands suddenly froze, and he turned his head to look at Shrek, and saw that this rough embryo was frowning, turning into a curious baby, staring at himself with a puzzled face, and couldn't help but sigh, and then covered his forehead:

“...... Damn!"

......

Xie Yu just looked at the sworn appearance of this rough embryo, and thought to himself that this idiot either has a physical problem, or is a genuine rabbit, but he never thought that this guy didn't know what "Candle Night in the Cave Room" was? !

"Alas...... also blames the master himself, and confuses time and space again...... Sorry for a while!......"

Xie Yu smacked his mouth twice, and then began to answer Shrek's questions, which were full of curiosity......

"Damn!How can that work?!Isn't that going to suffocate to death?!"

Sure enough, after Xie Yu explained in detail what this so-called "Cave Room Flower Candle Night" was, he immediately replaced it with Shrek and jumped high:

"No, no, no! If you want to move, you must move! Big brother still expects your sister-in-law to give birth to a smart and beautiful little Shrek! No, no, no...... What I just said doesn't count!"

After the rough embryo reversed his words in the blink of an emotional blink, he pointed the finger at Xie Yu, who looked funny and disdainful: "It's all to blame for your kid who didn't make it clear at the beginning! Why don't you first explain the matter of the candle night in the cave room?!"

"Yes, yes...... This is indeed to blame on the younger brother, but the eldest brother ...... What did you just say, men should stand up to the sky and keep their word......"

"I'll go to his top of the sky! I'll go to his word and keep it! Not counted......"

"Then you just patted your chest and swore to the goddess of light...... She's the patron saint of your continent......"

"I'll go to his goddess of light!I'll go to his patronus! Big brother, there's only one goddess in my mind, Miss Nicole! To hell with the rest......"

"Oh...... I see!"

Xie Yu looked at Shrek, who was manic again, and shook his head helplessly: "Anyway...... Do you believe your goddess of light? You are talking so nonsense, aren't you afraid that the goddess will hear it and condemn you......"

"I'll go to his goddess of light...... Is there such a thing as the Goddess of Light in the world?!" Shrek stalked his neck and purple face, and thundered there.

“......”

Xie Yu couldn't cry or laugh, shook his head and sighed:

"Alas, you can wipe things that you swore a few minutes ago so clean in the blink of an eye...... Shrek's ability to wipe his ass is really amazing!"

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