"Ding!Windows system binding......"

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Shen Feng's whole person is not good, he is familiar with it, and he is the most familiar with the system...... You can't lie to me!

But is this normal?

I'm a computer or a laptop, and it's bound to the Windows system!

"Little Secretary, this Windows system should just happen to have the same name as the one I thought in my head, right?

Shen Feng smiled stiffly and asked out loud.

Xiao Mi immediately said in a passionate and impassioned voice: "Windows system: Microsoft Windows, is a set of operating systems developed by Microsoft in the United States, it came out in 1985, at first it was only a Microsoft-DOS simulation environment, and the subsequent system version is not only easy to use due to Microsoft's continuous updates and upgrades, but also slowly become the favorite operating system of every household......

"Stop, stop!"

Seeing that the little secretary was about to read the Baidu Encyclopedia about Windows in a passionate tone, Shen Feng was dumbfounded, and hurriedly interrupted: "What's the difference between this and the operating system on the computer?"

The secretary replied: "Yes, the difference is big! This system is a mixture of all versions of the Windows system, including the most familiar win7, win10, winXP! And this system provides 99 kinds of applications as soon as it is installed, including not only [My Computer], [Online Neighbor], [Recycle Bin], [360 Security Guard], [360 Security Browser] and other common programs, but also includes [Starting Point Reading], [Kugou Music Player], [Storm Video], [QQ Chat Tool] , [League of Legends], [PUBG] and other entertainment applications!Various operating system features, such as [Logout], [Refresh], [Screenshot], [Rename]...... It's all there!"

Burst!

Shen Feng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, isn't this TM a synthesis of all versions, saving time in installing other applications? This is a woolen difference from the operating system on the computer!

Shen Feng wanted to cry without tears, could it be that this system was a normal Windows operating system?

What's the use of this?

Shen Feng's face was full of despair, and he even had the urge to use [Forced Replacement] immediately, but in the end, he calmed down, and asked again, what if, what if it wasn't that simple?

Shen Feng thought for a moment and asked, "Little Secretary, what is the function and function of this system? In other words, what is it used for?"

The little secretary said two words categorically without hesitation: "Pretend!"

"Huh?"

Shen Feng never expected to hear this answer, and said in amazement: "I don't read much, don't lie to me!

"The little secret won't deceive the host, never!"

The only purpose and only function of this system is to let the host pretend to vomit, so that the host can get rid of the bad problem of thinking about pretending to be forced all day long! For this reason, the daily task of this system is very simple: please ask the host to pretend to be forced to do so, and collect other people's 'shock value' and 'worship value', and you need to collect at least 100,000 shock worship points—— That's what Windows says!"

Shen Feng was stunned.

An all-in-one system that combines all the means of coercion?

Pretending to be forced to vomit?

This is a big blow, right?

Shen Feng couldn't think of how a Windows system could pretend to be forced even if he wanted to break his head, so he said tentatively: "Could it be that the Windows operating system is going to bind my brain? Let my brain work like a computer? And then rely on the high-speed operation of the brain and accurate computing power to pretend to be coerced? But this pretending method and routine are very limited, right?"

The secretary immediately replied: "Of course not, this system is not bound to the host's brain......! The whole universe!"

"Huh?"

Shen Feng was dumbfounded, "What do you mean by binding the entire universe?"

Don't blow the away, the cow also wants sex!

"Hmm...... The little secretary seems to have forgotten something important......"

Xiao Mi suddenly whispered: "I'm sorry, host, Xiao Mi forgot to show you the 'function list' first, huh...... This one should have been for you to see in the first place, so it's no wonder you're making such a fuss. ”

Shen Feng:-_-#

What else could Shen Feng say......

"Host, look, this is the 'Feature List'......"

The little secretary said.

A translucent screen that could only be seen by Shen Feng suddenly appeared in front of Shen Feng, and various words were densely written on it.

The screen is divided into two parts, the left part is written at the top of the left part, and the top part of the right part is written with "Application".

[System Functions] is lined with [Shutdown], [Restart], [Logout], [Sleep], [Refresh], [Arrange Icons]...... And so on a whole bunch of feature names.

To the right of the function name is the "function" corresponding to the function name

Shen Feng's gaze swept down, and he only glanced at the functional content of [Refresh], and the whole person was stunned.

"This ...... This...... Is this a real feature?"

Shen Feng was trembling even when he spoke, it was really too ......

"Of course it's true!"

Xiao Mi said: "However, because of the permission problem, you can only use 99 more common system functions at present, but as the shock worship value you collect increases, your permission level will be increased, and you will get more system functions, in addition, each system function has a specific number of uses, the stronger the function, the fewer times, once the number of uses is exhausted, you will not be able to use the system functions!"

Xiao Mi explained the precautions attentively, but Shen Feng didn't listen to them at all, because when he looked at the application in the function bar on the right, his brain had already crashed.

He found that the words of the Windows system were not exaggerated at all, no, it was clearly modest!

The secretary continued to explain the precautions dutifully: "Host, you currently have 99 applications with unlimited uses. However, please note that each application will occupy the CPU, and it will take at least one hour for the application to be completely shut down, if you open too many applications at the same time, resulting in the CPU being overloaded, there will be a crash, and the system will take at least three hours to [restart]. Therefore, it's best not to have too many apps open at the same time, and get into the habit of turning apps off when you don't need them. ”

Shen Feng nodded solemnly, but looking at his smiling expression, he was afraid that his mind was full of thinking about how to turn over with this awesome system, and he didn't know how much he listened.

"Jingle bell—"

Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, waking Shen Feng up.

He took out his phone and saw that the caller ID was an unfamiliar number.

Shen Feng was slightly stunned, a strange call at twelve o'clock in the morning? It can't be a harassing call, right?

Shen Feng immediately wanted to hang up, but after thinking about it, it was better to give others a chance, it was not easy to make harassing calls in the middle of the night.

"Hey ......"

Shen Feng answered the phone.

As soon as it was connected, an anxious voice immediately came.

"Run! The spider has found you!"

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(PS: Chapter 2 and so on will be updated, ask for recommendation votes and tips.) ）