Actually, Lin Zifan was really unintentional this time~

After all, this dirty joke, even in Huaxia, many girls are confused after hearing it, and they don't understand what it means at all.

But who knows, the feminist world is clearly the empress of the ancient world, but she understands!

So...... It is not unjust to be beaten......

Lin Zifan smiled bitterly and appeared in front of the empress again, but he was obviously a little disgraced. The empress's complexion did not change, as if nothing had happened.

Tsing Yi and Purple looked at his nose and nose, with an expression that I didn't see anything......

"Yo, you're back, your strength is up......"

The empress smiled brightly: "How is it, does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt...... Lin Zifan bared his teeth: "Your Majesty, you are my medicine, and it will work in one day......"

Tsing Yi Ziyi: "...... ，？？？！”

The empress's face darkened instantly, and then her face was full of sneers......

Rumble!

Lin Zifan flew in response again, and even knocked down two palace maids passing by......

"Who!"

"Who dares to attack us inside the palace?

The two palace maids suddenly turned over and got up, and when they saw that it was Lin Zifan who knocked them down, their eyes lit up instantly......

"Oh, it's Lord Lin!"

"Lord Lin, why are you like this? Who sent you flying? Tell us quickly, we will help you get angry!"

"Who else could it be? Who would dare to beat Lord Lin? Don't forget where this is......

"Hey, outside the Qifeng Pavilion?"

"Don't be surprised, what are you in a daze? Quickly help Lord Lin up......"

"Ouch, Lord Lin, are you okay? Come, I'll help you check your body, your legs...... Well, the legs are fine, nothing is wrong, the bones are fine......"

"Your arm is fine, I'll touch it...... Well, the lines are excellent, the bones are not broken, very good, very good!"

"Lord Lin, you stand up first, if you can't stand up, just lean on me, and I'll help you check if there is any damage to other parts of your body......"

Lin Zifan was a little confused, and he couldn't interject at all, so he could only watch the two palace maids chatter and grope on his body for a while, hitting his thighs from his calves, and then to his arms...... And after that...... even directly touched the pectoralis major muscle, and even the abdominal muscles......

Even, the two of them each stretched out a small hand, all the way down from Lin Zifan's chest, although they were separated by clothes, the feeling was still very clear......

"I'm ......"

Lin Zifan wanted to resist, but was stunned to find ...... Why can't I use my strength or stand unsteadily? It's clear that I was grabbed by these two big sisters with a good face value of 8.5 points, and I couldn't move at all, okay?

For men, in fact, it is not a loss to be touched twice by a woman, at least in Lin Zifan's opinion.

But not right here at this moment! Where is this? This is outside the Qifeng Pavilion, under the eyes of the empress! Who gave you courage, Liang Jingru?

"But their little hands are quite soft...... Lin Zifan muttered in his heart, feeling their soft and hot little hands all the way down from his chest, to the lower abdomen, and even continue to ......

“？？？”

I'm rubbing, you're going to play with fire!

Even Lin Zifan, who was immersed in enjoyment, was shocked, was really not afraid of the empress killing her head?

As a last resort, he could only say quietly: "What then, are you sure...... Under Your Majesty's nose...... What's that?"

The expressions of the two girls changed dramatically in an instant, and the excitement and excitement on their faces disappeared in an instant, replaced by endless panic and fear.

"Lord Lin, we ...... We didn't mean to!"

"Yes, Lord Lin, we don't mean to be inferior to you...... Oh no, we're just checking your body......."

"That's right, you suddenly flew over and smashed us down, it's okay, after all, our women have rough skin and thick flesh, but Lord Lin, you have fine skin and tender meat, what if you are injured?

"Yes, we're here to get you checked!"

"Now that the inspection is over, there is nothing wrong with Lord Lin, let's go first......"

"Lord Lin, say goodbye ......"

The two women, you didn't say a word to me, you didn't give Lin Zifan a chance to speak at all, and ran away, leaving only Lin Zifan with a wry smile.

"God is lighter than my ......"

However, when he thought that this was a world where men had to die and live after being 'forced X' by women, he was relieved, shook his head and smiled, and entered Qifeng Pavilion for the third time......

He didn't know why he was so skinny today, and he actually told the empress meat jokes twice in a row, but then again, this feeling seems to be quite refreshing?

Especially the empress's embarrassed and angry expression, it is really ...... Tut-tut, Meizizi~!

But even if you lend him a guts, you will definitely not dare to come a third time, as the saying goes, again and again, two and no more. As the saying goes: nothing more than three things......

If it comes again and again, the next time the empress makes a move, I'm afraid it will not be as simple as flying and hurting, maybe it will be the kind that can't be picked off by flying on the wall......

"But then again...... If the empress is the same as any other woman...... Looks good, too?"

On the way to Qifeng Pavilion three times, Lin Zifan couldn't help but start fantasizing.

If the empress is like these 'hungry and thirsty' palace maids, she is even more restrained, like them in spring, summer, autumn and winter, openly and secretly sending autumn waves, or teasing herself from time to time...... Seems to be good, too?

After all, in the feminist world, women are equivalent to 'men', and it is extremely normal to flirt with 'men who are equivalent to women'.

However, the empress has obviously been educated very strictly since she was a child, and she has almost no involvement in the affairs of men and women......

"Alas......"

Lin Zifan sighed faintly, but was suddenly stunned.

"Wait, if the empress is like them......"

Lin Zifan's face turned green in an instant!

If Empress Nima is as hungry and thirsty as they are, can she wait until she comes?

I'm afraid that before he is twenty years old, he is already a 'group of wives and concubines' and 'three thousand beauties in the harem', right?

"No! Absolutely not!"

Instantly threw the previous thoughts out of his mind, Lin Zifan said with a righteous face: "It's still the best empress now, huh...... Even if you want to tease, you can only tease me alone, definitely not hunger and thirst, absolutely not!"

Entering the Qifeng Pavilion again, the empress's face was no longer so indifferent.

Her face was full of sneers, and the corners of her mouth were slightly hooked, as if to say, if you have the ability, come again and see if I can arrange you clearly!

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty...... Discuss ...... something"

Lin Zifan coughed dryly, and even became a little cautious when he spoke, for fear that if one of them was not careful, what would he do again......