Chapter 8 Barbecue in the Wild
Lao Jigong's anger did not subside, his face was purple, and he gasped for a while, then he pointed to the prey on the ground, and shouted at Xie Yu, who was nodding to himself: "Cook!"
Xie Yu was stunned for a moment and pointed at himself: "I...... Cooking?"
"Who are you who cooks if you don't cook? My old man usually puts his time and energy into the great cause of magical research, and he can't cook. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Lao Jigong said disdainfully.
"Isn't it a complicated delicacy, and a simple barbecue won't be?" Xie Yu didn't believe it.
"Nonsense, have you ever seen a worldly master roll up his arms and sleeves and eat baked things with putty on his face? Is that good-looking? Besides, if his face is black, gray and dirty and dirty after being smoked by firewood, doesn't that destroy my image as a master?"
"But...... With your complexion, no matter how much you smoke, I'm afraid it won't ......."
As he was talking, seeing that Lao Jigong was glaring at him and was about to get angry, Xie Yu quickly swallowed the second half of the sentence back into his stomach, smiled, ran to the stream to disembowelment the pheasant and hare, peeled and washed it, and removed the internal organs and scales and gills of the two fish, and after cleaning it, he ran to the woods to find some dry branches and leaves, piled them together, and built a simple wooden frame, put the wild things on the shelf with branches, and prepared for barbecue.
Everything was ready, but Xie Yu suddenly found that he didn't have a fire fold, and he had the heart to ask Lao Jigong, peeked at Lao Jigong, and saw that he was still sulking beside him.
This old guy finally stopped treating himself as a prostitute, Xie Yu just wanted to get as far away from him as possible, where did he dare to come forward to beg for fun?
After thinking about it, there was no other way, Xie Yu remembered the allusion of the Suiren clan who he had learned in the primary school textbook in his previous life to drill wood to make fire, so he found a thicker dry wooden stick, and then found a thin branch, sharpened it, and then began to pout his ass and drill wood on the ground to make fire.
Just as he was drilling happily, Lao Jigong walked over from the side, and looked strangely at Xie Yu holding a thin wooden stick and drilling another thick wooden stick, and was busy blowing while drilling his mouth, not understanding what he was doing, and couldn't help asking, "Boy, what are you doing?"
"Make a fire. Xiao Xie Yu didn't raise his head.
Lao Jigong couldn't cry or laugh, raised his hand and pointed, and a burst of fire burst out from the bottom of the pyre, and then looked at Xie Yu with a sneer.
Xie Yu stood up, smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and hurriedly patted his ass: " The old mana is strong, it is really a five-body throw to the ground that the little brother admires, the villain's admiration for the predecessors is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control, it is really rare in the sky and unparalleled on the earth, your magic brilliance illuminates the heaven and earth, what temple pope, paladin, holy magician, you raise your hand to make them disappear, what dragons, ancient giants, in your eyes are reptiles, you can kick two or three to death by raising your feet, what stars, moons, and suns are eclipsed in front of you, even the little lady of the goddess of light has to kneel down and lick your toes......ā
Lao Jigong's face is thick, but it is not so thick that Xie Yu is so shameless, the sycophants are thrown over like he doesn't want money, and he quickly stopped: "The little doll is very noisy, if you don't cook believe it or not, I will turn you into a frog, and you can add a dish at noon." ā
Xie Yu smiled, he also felt a little unbearable, he was covered with goosebumps when he patted other people's ass, and hurriedly ran to the fire, began to barbecue, put the wild things on top of the fire, and slowly rolled the sticks.
In a short time, the air smelled an enticing aroma, and the smell of the roasted grease dripping on the fire made a "zizi" sound, and the fragrance wafted through the air.
Lao Jigong couldn't help but sniffle, and the bird on the ground also raised his drooping eyelids, and looked at Xie Yu with an expectant expression on his face.
Seeing that the prey was ripe, Xie Yu stepped on the fire extinguishing pile, turned his head to look at the one person and one bird that were flowing out of the corners of his mouth, a little funny, and said, "I'll eat later, I'll go find something."
Saying that, one went into the woods again, and after a while, he came out again, holding some strange blades of grass and other things in his arms, Xie Yu liked to eat in his previous life, it was too expensive to eat outside all day long, and the meals outside were not very healthy, so he bought this recipe and studied the practices of various dishes by himself.
In this life, there is no such thing as salt and pepper cumin, and the bird is about to fade out of the mouth of eating, and there is a book in the baron's study dedicated to the characteristics and effects of various plants on the Balu continent, and each plant is accompanied by pictures behind it, Xie Yu found that the leaves of a species called sage have a taste similar to salt, so he went to the forest to try his luck, but he didn't expect it to be true.
Xie Yu took it back and put it on the ground, picked up a handful of sage, squeezed out the juice, sprinkled it evenly on the game, and peeled off the small fruit of a plant with a fragrance similar to cumin, crumpled and sprinkled it on it, and suddenly the fragrance wafting in the air was even stronger.
After waiting for a while, seeing that the heat had almost dissipated, Xie Yu grabbed the pheasant, pulled it in half, and handed half of it to the old Jigong who was already staring at the pheasant next to him.
Lao Jigong grabbed it in his hand, first took a deep breath of the aroma, and then gulped it up, the saliva from the chew splashed, and the teeth were about to fall out, Xie Yu had not finished eating a chicken leg, and half of Lao Jigong's chicken was long gone, and the bones were almost swallowed, without waiting for Xie Yu to speak, he grabbed the hare and chewed it, and soon the fat hare was also finished, and ate two more fish, then he wiped his mouth, burped comfortably, and showed a satisfied expression on his face, turned his head to look at Xie Yu, who was chewing slowly, and said with a smile: "Little doll, I have traveled all over the continent and eaten a lot of barbecue, but this is the best game I have ever eaten in my life...... It's a pity that the wine bag was destroyed by you, this delicacy, if there is a wine pairing, it is even more perfect. ā
As he spoke, he burped loudly again.
Xie Yu was about to answer, when suddenly there was a "chirping" sound next to him, and when he looked down, he saw that it was the strange bird under his feet, which crawled over with a paw that leaked outside the net, leaving a long obvious trace on the ground.
At this moment, the little bird was trying to hold its head high at Xie Yu's feet, and the two small golden eyes were staring closely at the pheasant that Xie Yu had only gnawed a small half in his hand, looking at the pheasant, looking at Xie Yu, his eyes were full of expectation, and he whispered in a low voice, crying and complaining.
Xie Yuren had a small amount of food, and he was already full at this time, looking at the pitiful appearance of the little bird, he shook the pheasant in his hand and asked, "Are you hungry?"
The little bird quickly called twice, nodded like a chicken running through broken rice, and his neck was about to break.
Xie Yu thought to himself that although this little bird was hateful, after all, he had also tossed it, which was considered to be angry, and if according to what Lao Jigong said, this bird has such a big background and can be as famous as the Golden Dragon, if he holds a grudge and comes to find himself bad luck when he grows up in the future, then I am afraid it will not be a simple question of how to die, I am afraid that even the entire Danya City will be unlucky.
Thinking of this, facing the bird's happy gaze, Xie Yu handed the pheasant to the bird's mouth, looked at the bird's cherry mouth the size of his little finger, and hesitated whether to tear the chicken into thin strips and then hand it to it, but saw that the bird's small mouth became larger in an instant, and swallowed the chicken in his hand into his mouth, if Xie Yu's hand was not shrunk quickly, he almost bit Xie Yu.
Watching the bird chew heavily, he squinted his eyes while chewing, as if he was savoring the taste, and he didn't vomit the bones after chewing, so he swallowed them into his stomach.
Xie Yu was amazed, and hugged the bird to the front of the shelf where the grilled fish was placed, the little bird concocted the same way, and ate the remaining big fish beautifully, and after eating, his mouth changed back to the size of his little finger, chirped happily a few times, and rubbed his greasy mouth into Xie Yu's arms, and his little head was against Xie Yu, looking affectionate and flattering.