"Thief, robber, shameless thief......! Stealing wine!"

Xie Yu was in a sad mood that the strong man was gone, and he was just about to open the wine jug and take a big sip of wine, using alcohol to anesthetize himself, when a cold snort suddenly came from the side. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xie Yu turned his head to look, and saw the tall elf Yawen next to him, who was opening a pair of beautiful apricot eyes at the moment, staring at the wine jug in Xie Yu's hand, obviously a little angry at Xie Yu's stealing.

Squinted at Miu Fu again, but the elf elder remained silent, just put his hands behind his back, looking at Xie Yu with a smile and not saying a word.

"......Shh This flat-chested woman is really wide and really picky! Everyone drinks wine, stealing wine can't be regarded as stealing, can stealing wine be regarded as stealing? This has to be called taking ...... Something else can be called stealing, like that little tree hole...... Hey hey ......"

Xie Yu directly pulled the corners of his mouth, scolded secretly in his heart, and then looked at the old muse who was standing next to him and smiled lightly, and after schadenfreude, he turned his head and ignored the angry Yawen next to him, opened the lid of the pot and tilted his neck, and began to pour it into his mouth.

Shrek saw that Xie Yu had secretly hidden the wine, and shouted loudly in dissatisfaction, complaining that Xie Yu didn't take it out early, and then he had to come up and grab it.

But Xie Yu was really worried that with the amount of wine poured by this guy, after drinking a small glass, I am afraid that he would immediately get drunk and unconscious, and he would have to carry him on his back, so he really didn't want to work hard, so he decisively rejected this greedy screaming guy, and it also attracted Shrek's dissatisfaction.

But although this rough embryo is a mess with poor drinking, but after drinking it yesterday, it seems to be addicted, and at this moment, when the alcohol addiction comes up, seeing that Xie Yu doesn't give it, he is furious, and he reaches out to grab the wine jug of Xiaobird and the two knights.

The little bird struck Shrek a few times, and then spread his wings and flew into the air, Shrek jumped and scolded with a smoking head below, but to no avail, he had to snatch a bottle of wine from Sharo, ripped off the lid, and also learned from Xie Yu, and poured wine with great pride.

But as few people expected, after only taking a sip, the arrogant Shrek directly rolled his eyes, threw the wine jug in his hand, and then fell straight backwards.

Xie Yu shook his head when he saw it--if he didn't let him drink, he had to grab it, and he dared to be embarrassed by this amount of alcohol?

Meimei drank two pots, satisfied, Xie Yu wiped his mouth, glanced at the bird who came forward to beg for wine with the empty wine jug, took out a pot and threw it to it, and then looked at Shrek, who was sleeping like a dead dog on the ground, looked up at Sharo and Robert, and his tongue was a little knotted: "Which of you carries it?" Anyway, ...... Well, don't carry ......."

The two knights didn't drink as much as Xie Yu and Xiaobird, and after a pot, they began to get a little drunk, and when they heard Xie Yu's question, they looked at Shrek's burly tower-like figure on the ground, and they all started to shake their heads in unison, shaking like two rattles.

Xie Yu and the two knights refused to carry it, and they couldn't expect to look at the elves who were not pleasing to the eyes of humans, and the little bird sat on the branch above his head, holding the wine jug with his two wings, tasting the wine beautifully, and he didn't have time to pay attention to the drunken cat.

And with the little bird's lazy nature, when he has time, he will definitely not do boring things such as carrying people or carrying people, and seriously lose the dignity of the beast.

But she can't leave Shrek here, in order not to delay the trip, so in the end there is no other way, Nicole can only order Sharo and Robert to take turns carrying Shrek on the road.

Looking at the reluctant appearance of the two knights, Xie Yu couldn't help but feel a little funny, but when he thought that this time he was going out to find a dragon to commit suicide, he couldn't help but feel extremely unlucky.

Annoyed, Xie Yu took out another pot from the ring, and felt extremely sad and angry while drinking it, and was reluctant to move, and then under the constant urging of Elf and Nicole, Xie Yu finally sighed, and then threw away the empty wine bottle that had been drunk in his hand, and set off with a tragic mood of seeing death as home......

"Damn, let's die...... Thirteen years later, the master is a good man again!"

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However, what Xie Yu didn't know was that he was not the only one who was in a sad mood today.

"Ah...... Thief, robber, shameless thief...... Damn!

Two hours after the departure of the procession, beside the mysterious little cave above the giant tree of the mysterious little lake, the old elf Miuf stood on the thick branch of the tree that almost towered into the sky, his handsome face distorted, and he let out an earth-shattering roar of sorrow and sorrow......

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The tragic roar of the old elf, Xie Yu naturally couldn't hear it, this culprit seemed to have gradually gotten rid of the psychological shadow of going to find a dragon to commit suicide, and at this moment he was slowly hanging at the back of the team, taking a sip of wine, while looking at Sha Luo in front of him with interest, and was pressed by the heavy weight of Shrek on his back and walked one foot deep and one foot shallow.

After two hours, although the two knights had rotated several times, they were still stumbling and stumbling.

But in addition to despising Shrek's alcohol consumption and cursing Shrek's weight, the two knights have nothing to do.

Finally, under the expectation of the two knights who had already suffered unspeakably, the elves who led the way in front stopped and began to rest in place after Yawen's order.

At this moment, the little fat man with Shrek on his back, a fat face was full of sweat, and he was already red, and when he heard the words, he suddenly seemed to be amnestied, and he couldn't wait to keep his waist, and threw down Shrek, who was sleeping extremely sweetly on his back, and then sat on the ground with his ass, panting heavily, and his two little short legs trembling desperately.

And Shrek, this guy, either he won't sleep, and when he sleeps, it's really dark, except for Xie Yu's fireball burning technique, I'm afraid that it will be difficult to wake up from earthquakes and avalanches.

Although he was thrown down by Sharo, Shrek only turned over, changed to a comfortable position and continued to sleep, with no signs of waking up at all.

"Damn, you must not let this guy Shrek drink in the future, this guy was still bragging to me...... said that he was not drunk with a thousand cups, at least he drank seven or eight jars of wine at a time, who would have thought that it was so useless, and he could pour a sip of wine...... Damn!

After resting for a while, the little fat man seemed to finally come to his senses, and there he was wiping the sweat from his forehead and swearing in his mouth.

What made Xie Yu feel a little interesting was that Robert, a wooden guy who usually can't knock out a fart with three sticks, also sat on the ground and didn't want to get up, and after listening to Sharo's painful complaints, he immediately rolled his dead fish eyes weakly and nodded his head in agreement.

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