Chapter 269: I'm Not Human
Humpty Dumpty's hideous face swooped towards her, her eyes staring straight at the water spirit bead in her hand, extremely greedy.
Crooked and lightly dodged, Humpty Dumpty lay on the ground, and fell into a. Getting up from the ground, his eyes were red: "Damn little slut, give it to me!"
Crooked and flashed, he threw himself into the air again, lying on the mountain of gold, and the gold, silver and jewels slipped one after another, and the sound was pleasant.
Before he could stand up, he felt a cold thing against his throat, and when he lowered his eyes, his frightened soul was gone: "Woman, heroine spare her life." ”
Crooked thought it was funny: "You called me a slut just now, why did you change your name to a woman after a while, your mouth is like oil, it's not possible." ”
Humpty Dumpty had a flattering smile on his face: "Woman, don't be like me. ”
Crookedly put the water spirit bead back into his arms and hooked his lips: "Since you know that you are wrong, I can forgive you." But—give me that bead of yours. ”
Humpty Dumpty was shocked: "Then, that bead is my treasure, I can't give it to you." ”
"Really, don't give it?" Crooked pressed the sword down, and the sharp blade cut through Humpty Dumpty's greasy skin.
"It hurts, it hurts, I'll give it, can't I give it? "Humpty Dumpty is still quite acquainted.
Crooked stretched out his hand: "Hurry up and bring it, my patience is limited." ”
"Okay, the woman comes with me. ”
Humpty Dumpty led Crooked forward, Crooked following closely behind, sword resting around his neck. Humpty Dumpty couldn't help but glance at the sword body, attracted by the faint streamer: "This sword is also a treasure." ”
"Looks like you're pretty knowledgeable. Let me tell you, this sword is an ancient artifact, specially used to exorcise demons and subdue demons, and it is very spiritual. Crooked couldn't help but praise the dragon sword.
Humpty Dumpty's sparkling eyes flashed with a sly light, and he pointed to the wall in front of him and said, "The beads are in the secret room." ”
"You're familiar with this place, aren't you here to steal?" asked crookedly.
Humpty Dumpty shook his head: "I grew up in this palace, and this is my home." ”
He looked him up and down: "Are you a prince? Well, at such an old age, it shouldn't be." ”
Humpty Dumpty walked to the wall, lifted the ancient painting on the wall, and then pressed his hand on the wall, and the wall began to turn, revealing a dark passageway. Humpty Dumpty walked in first, and followed him as he skewed inside.
Suddenly, Humpty Dumpty turned his head and lifted his little short leg and kicked it at the crooked leg, then hooked her ankle. Crooked was caught off guard and fell to the ground. Humpty Dumpty snatched the Dragon's Blade and flashed into the wall. The whole movement is very flexible.
As soon as he stood up, the wall slammed shut.
"Where did he just press it?" Crooked tried to find the switch, and after pressing it on the wall, nothing happened, "Hmph, do you think a wall can stop me?"
Concentrate on his breath and quickly swing his palm, the palm wind bursting on the wall, and the rubble flying.
Humpty Dumpty heard the movement, turned his head in fright, his eyes reflected his crooked and arrogant posture, and he unconsciously trembled: "Are you human or not, how can a woman who looks weak be able to blast through the wall." ”
"I'm not human. Crooked walked over to him, kicked him in the leg, and then hooked his ankle, and did the same, took back the dragon sword, and pressed it against his neck again: "My patience has been exhausted by you, quickly bring the beads, or I will cut your throat." ”
"You, you dare, I'm the king of Ukraine. Humpty Dumpty yelled.
He thought that after reporting his identity, he would be able to scare the other party, but who knew that the other party was expressionless, but said lightly: "So what?"
"You, if you kill me, you will never leave this palace. ”
Crooked plucked his ears impatiently, trying to get the disturbing voice out: "Hurry up, stop talking nonsense." ”
"Why aren't you afraid. ”
"What do I have to be afraid of, I have seen the kings of these countries, and you are not the only one. ”
"Who the hell are you?"
"Hurry up and bring me the beads. The crooked word is authentic, which increases the force on the hand.
King Wu felt a heart-piercing pain, and hurriedly said, "Go get it, don't kill me." ”
He led the crooked circle of the king to the third floor of the Treasure Pavilion. In the huge space, there is only a stone platform in the center, and there is a white jade tray on the stone platform, and a brilliant cyan bead is placed on the support.
Crooked and stunned, he walked straight over, held the beads in his hand, and felt the warm and peaceful touch.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, the king ran to the window, pushed it open violently, and shouted hoarsely: "Come on, there are assassins." ”
Crooked looked at his trembling back and smiled, "Do you know that I should go, help me open the window?" she walked up to him and patted him on the back, "Thank you." After saying this, his body soared lightly, soaring in the sky like a bird, and in the blink of an eye, he was no longer visible.
When the guards heard the call, they hurried over, but they only looked at the treasure and did not dare to go in.
"Your Majesty, are you all right? ”
There was a puddle of wetness under the feet of King Wu: "Monster!"
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Crooked and full of loads, his steps have become brisk. She weighed the treasure in her arms, and originally wanted to go directly to Long Qi and them and leave here. But when I thought about it, I don't know when I will see the bearded man and Linghua again after leaving this time. It's better to meet them, say goodbye, and give them some money as a wedding gift for Linghua, so that they don't have to work hard in the snow mountains in the future.
The mind has been decided, and the crooked began to look for the Fuyue Inn.
It was getting dark, and the lights were on.
While walking and inquiring, I found the Fuyue Inn crookedly. Standing in the doorway, looking at the mess on the ground, she froze for a moment before entering. As soon as I entered, it was even more terrible, the tables, chairs and benches in the inn were all smashed, and the shopkeeper was also beaten, and his nose and face were swollen and he fell to the corner.
Crooked walked towards him, squatted down to wake him up, he opened his eyes and was startled, and his whole body shrank back: "Spare your life!"
"You see, I'm not the one who beat you. ”
The shopkeeper's cheeks were swollen, and his eyes were squeezed into a slit: "Yes, yes? ”
"What is called like, it is good or not. Don't you have good eyes and ears?"
The shopkeeper nodded: "They are too heavy, and my ears are still ringing until now." ”
"Who?
The shopkeeper couldn't hear the crooked words, and continued to himself: "They want to trouble the two guests who live with us, and ask me which room the two guests live in, and if I don't tell them, they will start smashing the store and beating me." ”
"Who are they? And do you have a bearded man and a girl living here?" Crooked saw that he was talking endlessly, without the slightest intention of stopping, and couldn't help but raise his voice.
The shopkeeper pushed her away violently: "You also said that you are not in a group with them." ”
Crooked sulk, he stood up from the ground: "I'm really not." ”
"Then why are you all looking for the same people. ”
"They're also looking for the bearded and Linghua?" crookedly grabbed the placket of the shopkeeper's clothes.
The shopkeeper was afraid, but he still had a sense of integrity: "I, I won't tell you about their room." "And to tell you that there is no more, they have been taken away by that group of shameless people." ”
Crookedly, he let go of him, helped him smooth his shirt, and showed an appreciative look: "I didn't expect you to be young and quite principled." ”
"We open our doors to do business, how can we sell our customers. ”
Crooked took out a gold ingot from his bosom and stuffed it into his hand: "You just have to tell me who smashed your shop." ”
The shopkeeper raised his hand and looked at it carefully: "Jin, gold, are you the God of Wealth?"
Crooked nodded: "Or you can call me a living bodhisattva." ”
The shopkeeper hurriedly knelt down: "Living Bodhisattva, it was Kunda who smashed our shop." However, I advise you not to go to him, your little girl's family must let those gangsters die. They are notoriously ruthless, and they do all kinds of murderous things. ”
"Kunda? He tilted his head and thought for a while, and suddenly a light flashed, "Isn't that the guy who kowtowed to me and begged for mercy?" ”
"Kowtow and beg for mercy?girl, you are not very sick, hurry up and find Lang Zhong to see if his brain is broken. ”
He patted him on the shoulder: "You should hurry up and take a look, your face is swollen like a pig's head, it's too scary." ”
After saying that, he walked out of the store crookedly.
The shopkeeper was still shouting: "Girl, don't go, they don't blink an eye!
Crookedly left the shouts of the shopkeeper behind, and asked people on the street, "Have you seen Kunda?" ”
After being guided by various answers, and subjected to countless astonished glances, he staggered to a wasteland on the outskirts of the city.
There are a few trees scattered here and there in the wasteland, as well as a few graves.
"This Kunda is really good at picking places. It's eerie, I like it. ”
Before the crooked words fell, a person suddenly popped out of nowhere, not someone else, it was Kunda: "I can be regarded as looking forward to you." ”
He held a torch in his hand, and his hideous face was terrible.
The bearded voice sounded: "Crooked, we're here." ”
Listen to the sound should not be far away.
looked at him crookedly and calmly: "Quickly return the beard and Linghua to me, and I will be merciful and spare your little life." ”
Kunda felt strange: "The moon is dark and the wind is high, don't you feel scared when you little girl arrives in this ghostly wilderness?"
"Why are you afraid? Going back to a place like this is like coming home, it's very warm. ”
"Wen-Xin, are you a human or a ghost? Kunda started to tremble again. I'm not even afraid of this kind of place, this is an ordinary woman.
"I'm not a human, I'm not a ghost. Crooked snorted softly.
"And who the hell are you?" Kunda's voice trembled.
"It's a demon!"