Shrek heard the little mage's question, he was stunned for a moment, and then quickly activated his imagination, which he was not good at, and put himself in the position of a victim who was beaten like a mandarin duck with a stick, and then the pair of small yellow bean eyes that were already round immediately stared more round, and after snorting angrily, he began to loudly accuse the tall female elf of being vile and ruthless. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Phew...... This vicious little girl of the elf clan dares to hide her cruel intention to provoke her relationship with Miss Nicole, she is extremely vicious!

Although I firmly believe that with such a close relationship with Miss Nicole, it is impossible to be provoked by a few words from outsiders, but since you have such bad intentions and meet my jealous and righteous Uncle Shrek, it is absolutely impossible to be forgiven!

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After grinning and spitting and accusing the female elf of "crimes", Shrek glanced at the little mage with dissatisfaction, and muttered: "You kid! How can you learn to forget things at a young age? What will you do when you get old?!...... Can't you see the sinister intentions of this female elf?!"

"Hmm...... Hehe, you you say that...... That's right!"

Xie Yu was stunned just now, but before he had time to dodge, he was hit by Shrek's spittle star, so he had to helplessly raise his sleeve to wipe his face, and then took a step back.

Dodging Shrek's saliva attack range, Xie Yu calmed down, and then began to nod shamelessly like a chicken running into broken rice, and then with a tragic expression full of righteous indignation, he also began to whisper and echo at the same time:

"Yes, yes, this tall and thin man is too much...... The mouth of the green bamboo snake, the needle behind the tail of the wasp, neither of them is poisonous, the most poisonous woman's heart! That little girl is ugly and no one wants it, and she still wants to break up the relationship between the eldest brother and your sister-in-law, she is not happy herself, so she doesn't want to see the two of you happy...... After breaking you up, if she immediately introduces her sister-in-law to a little white face like an embroidered pillow...... Well, that's obviously going to kill you......"

After Xie Yu's shameless fanning of the flames, the anger on Shrek's face seemed to be even stronger immediately, especially when he heard the little mage's sentence "Introduce Nicole to the little white face", due to anger on that ugly face, the extremely unreasonable facial features that were already matched were almost distorted and deformed, Huo Ran turned his head, and began to shout loudly in his mouth while turning:

"Damn, you tall and thin man who likes to wronged people, you careful eye who can't see the happiness of others...... It seems that if the uncle doesn't repair you well today...... Huh?"

But just turned around, Shrek was about to say a few more cruel words to coerce the female elf into submission, and then obediently accepted his profound re-education of "can't destroy other people's families", but suddenly found that the goddess Nicole was standing in front of him, but he was glaring at him with an angry face.

"Uh...... Miss Nicole, why are you here? It's okay, you go back and rest, I'll teach you a lesson from this tall and thin man, hehe...... Hey, hey!"

In front of his goddess, Shrek, who was originally full of righteous indignation, instantly turned back into the docile kitten, constantly scratching his black head, and smiling at Nicole.

On that ugly face, the anger was so strong, a second ago, it seemed that they were going to eat alive the thin and tall female elf, a stumbling block that was extremely hindering on the road of their love, but at this moment, they saw the goddess in their dreams in a blink of an eye, where did they dare to have a trace of anger?!

"Shrek, you idiot! How many troubles did you say you caused today?!"

Nicole's emotions seemed to be very excited, her pretty face turned red, and she yelled at Shrek:

"I won't talk about the previous ones...... Let's just say that today day, you first made the little fat man unlucky, and then Robert, and now you still want to come to trouble Sister Yawen, can't you stop for a while?! Can't you make a little more trouble for me?! Even if it's for a while?!, you rude fool...... You...... You don't get too close to the little mage's black sheep in the future! he's not a good guy...... Don't you want to be a good person too?!"

"Yes, yes, yes...... Miss Nicole is so right, in fact, I have no hostility towards our beautiful, generous and capable Miss Yawen, it was all Harrow boy who instigated me...... Well, I solemnly promise Miss Nicole that I will be three meters away from that boy from Harrow in the future, lest he spoil you and make you angry...... Hey...... Hehehehehehe......"

Shrek's anger and resentment against the tall and thin female elf for destroying other people's families were originally like an inflated balloon that was about to explode at all, but Nicole Girl's angry rebuke was like a thin silver needle, and a light pricking on Shrek's inflated balloon made Shrek completely deflated.

Although Shrek still didn't understand why Goddess Nicole stopped herself from making trouble with the female elf, but in the face of her goddess's angry reprimand, although she was puzzled, she didn't dare to have any dissatisfaction or complaints, so she had to keep saying good things with a smiling face, and turned into a mature pug again, wagging her tail at the troublesome Nicole chick and begging for mercy......

Therefore, Shrek, the balloon that had swelled to a critical point, was not only completely pierced by Nicole's cold words, but also Shrek, a shameless disciple who was heavy on color and light on friends, when he turned around to face his goddess, he immediately forgot that there was such a thing as righteousness in the world, and immediately sold Xie Yu completely without hesitation......

"Alas...... Shrek, an idiot with melon hormones, he ...... How can he do this?! Damn! It's really a waste of the master's hard work......"

After Xie Yu poured oil on the fire, he was originally waiting to see the excitement, but he didn't want to be disturbed by the little girl's inexplicable appearance, not only did he not see the excitement, but he was called a black sheep by the little girl, and he was betrayed by Shrek, a brainless rough embryo, and his reputation on the street was already stinky, and I am afraid it will be even more impossible to save......

Although I don't care much about such trivial things as fame, I don't have any idea of trying to save my so-called reputation, let alone "establishing a noble and elegant image of a nobleman and a magician", which seems to me to be purely superfluous and boring.

However, he is always labeled as "not a good person" on his forehead, and he is pointed at everywhere he goes...... It's not always good, right?

"Damn! Ah Shi has a different heart when he sees the beauty...... Seeing profit and forgetting righteousness, a guy with the opposite sex and no humanity, he looks honest and bold on the outside, but in fact he is an out-and-out prodigal son!"

Xie Yu touched his forehead helplessly, expressing deep disdain for Shrek's defenseless in front of Nicole's beauty......

Xie Yu sighed with a long sigh and sighed for a while, but his eyes suddenly lit up: "Hmm...... Sperm on the brain, a disease that only nymphomaniacs can get, shouldn't there be no cure?!!...... Or, when you go back, take him to the dark street to play tricks, in case this kid likes this bite and kicks Nicole Chick out of the sky after he gets addicted...... Think of Nicole Chick's frustrated look because the beauty trick no longer works...... Well, it seems to work!"

Pinching his chin and thinking for a while, Xie Yu narrowed his eyes, his eyes flickered, staring at the back of Shrek, a rough guy who fell in love, and then a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he gradually fell into deep thought......