Chapter 42: Xiao Shen - Yang Crazy - Feng (Ask for Recommendation Votes!)

The masked girl is, of course, our "cute" and "charming" big cute girl...... Xiao Shen, Yang Madness, Feng!

Shen Feng found that it is really not easy for a man to pretend to be a woman, not only to wear rouge and wear women's clothes, but also to be able to pretend to be forced!

It is no wonder that Mr. Lu Xun would say that "the greatest and most permanent art in our China is a man pretending to be a woman", which is really not nonsense at all.

Fortunately, our Xiao Shen has read countless Xiaobai texts, and he is well versed in the way of pretending to be forced, and finally relying on the hand speed of a ghost animal who has been single for many years, he has pretended to be a wave of meteor butterfly force.

However, pretending to be forced was not Shen Feng's main purpose, the reason why he forcibly inserted it when Zhou Xu and the others were separated was actually to complete a large-scale theft task - forging seven rare artifacts before the end of the competition between Duan Jiaban and the Star Sky Team.

After Shen Feng's careful analysis, there are three main difficulties in this task.

First, can rare artifacts be made?

Second, where can I find materials and forging tables?

Third, there is not much time before the end of the competition, how can it be possible to build seven rare artifacts?

The first difficulty is in the face of the 50% forging skills of Ye Sweeping Monk Leshan, which is self-defeating and easy.

The second and third difficulties were really difficult, and they stumped Shen Feng for a while.

Shen Feng has always liked to drill loopholes, where there are seams, where to drill, hard is not good, then look for new angles

But he didn't have a clue after thinking about it for a long time, and then he got annoyed, but he suddenly had an idea, what kind of seam to find?

That's right, it's a strong insertion into the game between Duan Jiaban and the Star Team!

As long as you can get into the game and become a part of it, you can not only get the forging resources you need, but also make the game last a little longer, which is a double win.

It just so happened that Xu Jiayan's successor was unable to give up halfway, so Shen Feng successfully got the opportunity to take over.

The opportunity is rare, Shen Feng naturally worked hard, performed hard, and showed the traditional craftsmanship that he was unwilling to give up after being single for so many years.

Finally, it lived up to expectations, and the re-forged was completed in two minutes, forging a rare quality storage ring.

Mission Progress: 1/7!

Reward: Storage Ring, Get!

It's just beautiful.

And now he claims to be the cleaner of the Starry Sky Academy, firstly, to pave the way for his clever plan, and secondly, to pay tribute to Ye Sweeping Monk Leshan.

As for why the cleaners of Star Academy are so awesome, and why are they here?

That's it!

Shen Feng is an online novelist, even if he can't write Breaking the Sky, can't he make up thirty years of Hedong and thirty years of Hexi, don't bully young people with no medicine and old age!

When everyone was stunned, Shen Feng immediately wrote on the clipboard: "Are you ...... Look down on the cleaners? I know...... I am humble, I have mud on the soles of my feet, I have insulted such a noble profession as a forger, I don't deserve to stand on such a sacred stage, I ......"

The first step of blind fabrication and cuteness - substitute for the role!

As soon as the audience saw this passage, they immediately felt that the girl exuded an inferiority complex as a cleaner, and the tone of suspicion immediately softened.

"Why, we won't look down on the cleaners!"

"No, you're amazing, your forging skills are breathtaking, we just think ...... Not quite like a cleaner. I'm not saying that cleaners can't have that awesome forging skills, I'm just saying...... Relatively unlikely......"

"With your forging skills, you can become a master blacksmith in your own right, so why be clean...... Well, I definitely don't look down on cleaners, I just think that you are too condescending to be a cleaner, and it is a big loss to the forging world, why don't you come to heaven?"

No, everyone didn't even dare to say anything, for fear of hurting the girl's already fragile self-esteem.

Of course, that's not enough.

Shen Feng "frowned slightly, dazzling and wanted to cry", and wrote on the paper: "My family is poor and has no money to go to school, but I like blacksmithing, so I have to go to the Star Academy to apply for a cleaner, whenever I sweep the corridor, I will stay behind the door of the forging class for a long time, just to listen to the teacher's lectures." I smuggled home the forging materials and tools that the students had thrown in the trash, and at night I went to the back mountain to practice secretly, and I didn't dare to let anyone find out, for fear that they would laugh at me for my delusional thinking. I am very grateful to the Star Academy, to the teachers and students of the forging class, they gave me the opportunity to learn blacksmithing, and that a humble person like me can stand on the forging battle platform like a dream......"

The second step of making up cute and cute people - I have a story!

Why do those talent shows always love to tell stories, but the stories of the contestants are worse than the other?

Because the audience will be fooled! People are emotional animals, easy to be compassionate and easy to believe in misery!

No, the emotional audience has softened one by one, and those wise viewers who don't believe it at all are not in a rut, if you question a cleaner from a poor family to observe, it can become so awesome, a bit too fake.

I'm sorry, the audience next to me who was so moved will spray you, you know a fart, this is a genius, a real genius!

Duan Xiaobai actually didn't believe it, but it didn't prevent him from glaring at the old man and sowing discord and said: "You Starry Sky Academy really don't know Taishan, and the master is by your side but you haven't found it yet, and you almost buried the talent! Girl, come to our Duan Heaven, we have the best resources that can allow you to realize your forging dream." ”

Duan Heaven's employees immediately responded, and asked the girl to jump to Duan Heaven, this kind of super genius, even if he stabs the corner of the wall, he has to dig it, regardless of whether his story is true or not!

Old man Qi almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, what a real Nima!

Shen Feng saw that the time was ripe, and hurriedly wrote: "No! I am a starry sky sweeper in life, and I am a starry sky toilet cleaner in death! I love the starry sky, as a cleaner in the Starry Sky Academy, I am proud, I am proud, I feel honored! This is also the reason why I impulsively intervened in this game unintentionally, I just ...... Seeing that the starry sky team was lagging behind, he was in a hurry, so he took the liberty of making a move...... I was wrong, I'm sorry. ”

The third step of blind fabrication and cuteness - stand firm!

When Old Man Qi saw it, the expression on his face immediately turned cloudy, and he laughed and said: "That's right, you are right, win glory for my starry sky and maintain the honor of my starry sky, you have done the right thing, you have done a good job!"

Seeing that the corner of the wall could not be dug away, the old man Qi was in a good mood, regardless of whether his story was true or not.

Duan Tiantian's employees began to sigh, admiring the girl's firmness and not wanting to miss such a talent.

Duan Xiaobai suddenly wanted to dig even more, and what he couldn't get was always in turmoil, Duan Xiaobai said softly: "Girl, if you really love forging, Duan Heaven has the best environment, you also saw the game just now, Duan Jiaban is much stronger than the Star Team, this is the essence of Duan Heaven, this is just the tip of the iceberg, believe me, this is more suitable for you." ”

That's what Shen Feng was waiting for!

He immediately wrote: "Is the Duan family strong? I don't think so. I can hit five of each!

As soon as these words came out, several people in the Duan family class changed their colors when they heard the tiger.

The girl seemed to realize something, and suddenly tore off the page, and hurriedly wrote: "I'm sorry! I forgot, I'm a cleaner, I'm a humble person, I'm not qualified to stand on the battle platform and compete with all the pride of the sky, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have made such a willful request......"

The final step of blind compilation and confusion - echo from beginning to end, sublimate the theme!

The girl's frightened and inferior appearance is too realistic and distressing.

Old man Qi stood up with a snort and said loudly: "Who said that you are not qualified! You are more qualified than anyone else! Son, you will represent the Star Academy today and wipe out all that family class! This stage is born for you, you can compare as much as you want! Whoever dares to say no, I will be anxious with him!"

Duan Xiaobai frowned slightly and said, "This, it doesn't meet the rules, right?"

If this girl participates in the competition, how can the young people in the Duan family class compare? There is no suspense that she will definitely fail miserably!

Old man Qi said coldly: "The rules are not set by you, in a word, okay or not? No, then don't compare, let's get out of here immediately!"

Duan Xiaobai's head is big, his main purpose for facilitating this game is to get the routine together, and now the routine is about to die before it is implemented, how can it be done?

Duan Xiaobai glanced back at the Duan family class with a nervous face, and suddenly thought about it, young man, it is not a bad thing to be abused.

Duan Xiaobai thought so and said, "That's okay, even if she replaces Xu Jiayan's place." ”

The young men in Duan's class are stupid, President Duan, you didn't say that before, you are talking about students who have never seen the world, and it will be over if you abuse it happily, what is our purpose?

It's all different now!

Some people rejoice, some people are sad.

Our little Shen Yang Feng was happy anyway, and he successfully mixed into the game, which was beautiful.

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(ps: I don't know if the reader who said it's not good-looking recently thinks it's not sassy enough.,Try this chapter a wave.。 By the way, can the big guy with the book list add this book to the book list, what's the deal!)

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