The cold shout next to him immediately interrupted Xie Yu's eyebrow dancing and emotional commentary, not only disturbing Xie Yu's momentum with the word "呔" in his voice, but also stuck, the heroic action of the little mage holding his head high, crossing his waist with one hand and raising the other hand was stuck in the air. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

A few dead leaves swept down by the early autumn wind happened to fall slowly at this time, each with a graceful arc, slowly crossing the field, and the scene was a little embarrassing for a while.

The three of them were angry, turned their heads together, and glared angrily at this short-eyed guy, and Shrek rolled up his sleeves while turning his head and cursing in his mouth, ready to give this idiot who disturbed his good things a bloody and profound education on politeness.

However, after the three of them turned their heads angrily, and finally saw the figure standing in front of them, which was actually a powdery Nicole girl, the original vigorous anger in the chests of the three of them immediately died down.

Robert, as Xiao Niu'er's retainer, naturally didn't dare to have any opinions on his master, so after glancing at Xiao Niu'er, he immediately retracted his gaze like lightning, and his face, which rarely showed an angry face, instantly returned to the ancient well like a wood carving.

Shrek saw that it was his goddess who came over, and immediately stepped on the wonderful commentary of the little mage under his feet, and stepped on it fiercely, the ugly face that was originally distorted by anger was full of flattering and flattering smiles in an instant, and he put down the sleeves he had just rolled up, and then nodded and ran to the goddess to be courteous.

And Xie Yu retracted his gaze boredly, with a long yawn in his mouth, although he was dissatisfied with his wonderful review being forcibly interrupted by Xiao Niu'er, Xie Yu has always pursued the principle that good men do not fight with women, and the "woman" in front of him is not an ordinary "woman", but a financier who owes him a lot of wages, so naturally he can't really be angry with her.

If you provoke her and don't pay the debt, won't your hard-earned money for more than a month be wasted? !

Some people may say, since you can't come hard, can't you reason with her?!

After Xie Yu had several painful lessons in his previous life, he deeply understood a truth - under any circumstances, never try to reason with women!

There is no need to say one, two, three, in fact, in the final analysis, there is only one very simple point - because it doesn't make sense.

Women, this kind of sensibility is far greater than the rational strange creature, everything is done by the temperament, and once the temperament comes up, or to put it bluntly, I don't know which tendon is wrong and then made a disease, all the truths, even if they are simple and popular to the three-year-old children can understand, will be slapped in the back of their heads, only the view that the woman herself insists on is correct, and it is the only correct, any other truth and view is ******, is to destroy world peace.

At this moment, it is best for a man to leave immediately, it doesn't matter if he finds a reason or not, the most important thing is that he must disappear from the woman's sight, otherwise, in the next few hours or more than ten hours, your ears will be absolutely quiet, under the bombardment of the woman's cannonballs, the man can't talk at all, you pay attention to her, the woman is more energetic, you ignore her, the woman will think that you don't love him, you will think that you have been neglected, and then wherever you go, there will be an anxious chatter behind the buttocks, disturbing you not at peace, provoking the man will have an urge to choke her neck and shut her up。

However, if you do this, then in the future, the man will not only fail to achieve the trivial purpose of purifying his ears for a while, but will be even more miserable.

Because, sprinkling and rolling, crying, making trouble, and hanging himself, it came like a storm.

And most of the time - the scratching and scratching that women are good at come with a storm and a head and face.

Xie Yu once was very angry that the reason why women like to keep long nails, and they also carefully care for nail polish three times a day, is to use it on men's bodies one day.

And the most painful point is that for any reason, a man cannot hit a woman, so the man can only hold his head and shrink in the corner, while praying sincerely that this unfortunate sudden and inexplicable storm will pass as soon as possible, so that the world can be at peace.

Therefore, once a man encounters such a situation, the best way to deal with it is to immediately rush out of the house like a fire in the ass to go to his buddies for a drink, leaving the ignorant and dazed woman to play with herself at home.

And when you call friends to drink, it is best to drink all night.

And when she goes home the next morning, the woman who has recovered her nervous disorder will still stick into the man's arms like a docile kitten.

But in the vast majority of cases, you can't drink for a night, because often less than two hours later, when the man is pushing a cup outside to change the cup and drinking, the woman will usually call the man to go home, and after the illness, the tone has returned to the previous gentleness and thoughtfulness.

Of course, women are not the same as women, some women like to be slapped to the wall by an angry man, and even feel that a slap is not enough, so they will take the initiative to put the other side of the face together......

In their eyes, this kind of thing is called masculine charm, or masculinity.

The most peculiar thing is that after satisfying her masochistic psychology, this kind of woman will instantly turn back into a docile kitten, and the cat is coquettish in the arms of a man who shows masculinity.

This bizarre and incomprehensible psychological structure often confuses men.

In fact, in the eyes of Xie Yu or any man, this is a typical crime.

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Xie Yutian sighed with emotion, and after yawning, he glanced casually to the side, but found that the little girl ignored Shrek's courtesy, but was still glaring at herself hatefully.

Xie Yu naturally didn't want to worry about anything with the little girl, so he looked left and right for a while, and saw that the flat-chested girl Yawen had recovered at some point, and was taking the old "Erix" together, directing the elves to pack up, and had already divided the elves into two teams, obviously to distribute the mounts of these elves in the team.

But after looking at it bored for a while, when Xie Yu accidentally looked at the little girl, he found that the little girl was still looking at herself with that kind of anger mixed with contempt.

This made Xie Yu really feel a little confused.

"Hey, what do you think I'm doing?!Your black donkey prince is by your side, and you're staring at me with such strange eyes...... Aren't you afraid that your black donkey prince will be jealous?!"

Xie Yu was a little furious by this little girl's strange eyes, so he scolded coldly, then glared, and then glared back fiercely.

"Bah! How can you tell the two of them this...... Filthy thing!You're just nasty by yourself, why do you want to spoil both of them?!"

The little girl crossed her waist, and the cherry scolded.

"......Ahh Besides, they weren't good people either...... Don't ruin the reputation of the master here!"

Xie Yu muttered a few words at Nicole, and then no longer paid attention to Xiao Niu'er's unreasonable accusations, but sneered, and then shouted dissatisfiedly at Shrek behind Nicole: "Hey, Shrek, you don't care about your sister-in-law, it's the same word every time, it's so uncreative, can you let her change the word......"

"Boy, don't talk nonsense! Miss Nicole is whatever she says, you can just listen honestly, what so much nonsense!"

Shrek scolded the little mage angrily, but behind the little girl, he quietly gave Xie Yu a thumbs up, it seems that Xie Yu called the little girl's "sister-in-law", which once again made this rough embryo's heart extremely useful.

"Who...... Who is your sister-in-law?!hooligan!Shameless ......" The little girl was angry, glanced at the triumphant Shrek behind her, and then the anger on that beautiful little face immediately became even worse.

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