Chapter 25: Svenwen's Jianghu Langzhong
After returning from the grove on the outskirts of the city, I have been thinking about Long Biao. I remember when we first met, he was a frank man who dared to give up fame and fortune for the sake of his hair. The most important thing is that I have the grace not to kill him. No matter how I explain the friendship between me and Long Biao, everyone has long lost their minds when they treat this person, and they can only guard against him. Especially Xiao Fengfeng, he carefully counted every wound on my body, whether long or short, deep or shallow.
Xiao Fengfeng said that I have a total of seventeen wounds on my body, and they will all be returned to Long Biao's gang in the future.
I said, "Actually, you still have one of them, on my tail bone."
Xiao Fengfeng said: Then eighteen.
I said, "Seventeen or eighteen." For Bai Daxia, it's just a matter of a knife.
Xiao Fengfeng said: This time is different, a knife is too cheap for them.
Xiao Yue on the side handed me a wet hot towel and said: That's right, yes, there are no hatreds for all of them, it's better to hang them all up, and stuff stinky socks in their mouths.
I asked: Could it be that the black rag in their mouth is a smelly sock?
Xiaoyue said: Yes, my head hurts from the smoke, and I am nauseous and nauseous.
There are rules between high-end people on the rivers and lakes that when the two sides are at war, they can fight, kill or insult, but they can't disgust people. Once there was a disciple in Wudang named Peng Wan, who loved to eat broad beans. Once, during a martial arts competition with Huixin, a Shaolin disciple, a broad bean fart sprayed Huixin off the roof of the house, foaming at the mouth, and died on the spot. Wudang insisted that Huixin fell to death, but Shaolin said that he was killed by stinky farts. As a result, martial arts competitions are the most taboo for those disgusting behaviors. For people who have bad mental skills and poor martial arts, this is naturally a shortcut.
I asked Xiaoyue, why were you caught by Long Biao?
Xiao Yue said: I was arrested in a daze.
I said, "Think about it again."
Xiao Yue pondered for a moment and said: At that time, I was very angry and ran forward, but later, people were unconscious.
I said, "It seems that it has been in ambush for a long time."
The purpose of Long Biao's gang is obviously easy to see - to get information about the whereabouts of the Valley of Despair, which is also something I have never been able to understand. I remember what Master said: Jiangshan, one day you will understand the situation of being a teacher, it is not that Master wants to deal with others, but that others always want to deal with a teacher.
What is Master hiding?
Suddenly medicine was sprinkled on the wound, and I screamed in pain. At a glance, there was a strange man in the room, who looked like Sven Wen, and exuded a hint of bookish air. Whenever I meet people in the same way, I have the urge to write poetry. Since I left the Valley of Despair, my pen and ink have gradually been replaced by weapons, and I really haven't written half a line of poetry every day except for feeding the horses and wiping needles.
I asked: Who are you?
Xiao Yue said: Ah! He is Langzhong.
I said: Can you write poetry?
Lang Zhong said: No.
I said, "Then what will you be?"
Lang Zhong said: I will see a doctor.
I asked: Do you have any other talents?
Lang Zhong said: No. All I have to do is heal you, and all you have to do is let me heal you.
I thought about it, there is nothing wrong with this man, but I am really sick. Lang Zhong who can write poetry may not be able to cure the disease, and Lang Zhong who can cure the disease may not be able to write good poetry. Unexpectedly, although Lang Zhong couldn't write poetry, he performed an acrobatic trick of playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong for me. The end of this performance is "Guan Gong", I saw him put a clay sculpture of Guan Gong on the table, and then began to babble and compare.
Satsuki said that this Langzhong is not very serious, but I think he is very funny.