Chapter 35: Playing with the Pig's Head
Fabulous?
Excellent, your grandma's egg!
You dog brute, you are tired of living crookedly, but you Yan Ye and I haven't lived enough, far from it!
You love to die, why do you have to pull Lao Tzu?
I'll ~ your wife 10,000 times!
Yan Xia was angry, and there was fire in his heart, so he couldn't help frowning, looked at Jiang Wuya, gritted his teeth, and said viciously: "Are you serious?"
"Fooling you old turtle grandson, is it interesting? Why do you have a pain in your eggs when you eat too much?"
"You-"
"Don't nonsense! Lao Tzu asked you one last time, do you want to die or change conditions?" Jiang Wuya said, with the force in his hand, he clenched the eight-edged purple gold hammer tightly, and suddenly waved, and he was about to start a war, looking so serious, not like he was acting at all.
However, Yan Xia didn't believe that Jiang Wuya would really fight him.
And it's no wonder.
After all, looking at Jiang Wuya's state, it doesn't look like he has lost his mind, otherwise how could that guy be talking nonsense here?
Since the dog surnamed Jiang has no brains to smoke and has not fainted the pig's head, how can he want to go to hell?
Impossible, absolutely impossible.
Yan Xia firmly believes that Jiang Wuya's turtle son must be bluffing, after all, he has known Jiang Wuya for not a day or two, and he still knows more about the virtues of the surname Jiang. Jiang Da beast is a coward in his bones, the thief is afraid of death, it's okay to say cruel words, it's really fatal, he doesn't have the guts of a dog.
Of course, even if the surname Jiang is really nervous, Yan Xia is not afraid, not at all.
Just kidding, although his kung fu is not stronger than Jiang Wuya, it is not bad at all, not to mention that his current state is much better than that of a bastard surnamed Jiang, Jiang Wuya wants to kill him, where is it so easy? As long as he is more careful, as long as there is no particularly big accident, Jiang Wuya wants to take his life, it is by no means a simple matter, it is really not an ordinary difficulty.
Worry-free, afraid of hair?
Play with me, hum, I can't kill you!
Yan Xia pretended to be a little scared, looked at Jiang Wuya, and said tremblingly: "Don't, don't be impulsive!
"What, cowardly?"
"Bullshit! Lao Tzu hasn't lived enough, I still want to live another 10,000 years, you bastard threatens Lao Tzu with death, how can I not be cowardly?"
"Hmph, bastard!"
"It's better to die than to live, what's there?
"Lao Tzu is too lazy to talk nonsense with you!" Jiang Wuya said, swinging his hammer at the dragon, and said viciously: "Lao Tzu is going to slaughter this son of a bitch, if you are interested, you will immediately get out of the way of Lao Tzu." β
"How does this work?"
"You-"
"What are you? How can there be such a cheap thing in the world?"
"What do you mean?"
"Lao Tzu's conditions haven't been mentioned yet, if you let him be killed just like this, and then you will play tricks, who will Lao Tzu find to reason? Then wouldn't your grandfather and I lose a lot? Lao Tzu is not a pig's head, how can I cheapen your turtle son? You-"
"Stop, say, what do you want?"
"Lao Tzu really wants your little concubine, I really want to think about it!"
"You'reβ"
"Don't get excited, be calm, be calm. Since you are a bastard of the king, since you say that you will not give it, and the gentleman does not take the love of others, how can Lao Tzu insist on it?"
"That'sβ"
"Your little granddaughter is not bad, convex and backward, looks very pleasing to the eye, is a dry-resistant type of goods, Lao Tzu has liked her for a long time, I want her to give Lao Tzu a cub, you will give her Lao Tzu as a concubine, how about it?"
"You're dreaming!"
"Don't give it?"
"Nonsense! She's so pretty, it's exactly what I like, and I haven't ...... it yet. She, she is Lao Tzu's granddaughter, her own granddaughter, how can Lao Tzu let you spoil her with a dog?"
"You don't even spare your own granddaughter, beast! You're a brute! Youβ"
"Less nonsense! No matter what, Lao Tzu won't give her to you, absolutely not!"
"Okay, okay, okay, your granddaughter has to keep it for yourself, then it's okay for your granddaughter to give it to Lao Tzu, right?"
"No way!"
"Why, they're your confines too?"
"You can't take care of it!"
"Okay, okay, okay, Lao Tzu won't rob you, it's no problem for you to give your mother-in-law, mother-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter-in-law to Lao Tzu, right?"
"You-"
"If you don't agree, then we really don't have to talk about it. β
"They're either old or ugly, what do you want them to do?"
"What about the old, what about the ugly? Lao Tzu's mules and horses, donkeys, and big wolf dogs don't care...... Even if you can't play, it's always okay to eat meat, you say?"
"You don't want to talk about it at all!
"Now I found out, hum, your turtle son is really not ordinary stupid, you are more than 10,000 times stupider than a stupid pig!
"You're looking for death!" Jiang Wuya was angry, and suddenly slashed the purple gold hammer, and he was about to fight with Yan Xia.
It looks so real.
However, Yan Xia was not afraid, not at all, he glanced at Jiang Wuya with disdain, and then touched the axe, and said coldly: "You want to die with Lao Tzu, right? Okay, Lao Tzu can't ask for it! Come on, come on, kill!"
"You-"
"What's the matter, your legs and feet are inconvenient, you think it's unfair, you think Lao Tzu bullies you? This is easy to do, let's not dodge, one replace, you let Lao Tzu cut you with an axe first, and then you smash Lao Tzu with a hammer, how about it?"
"You-"
"What are you? Do you think Lao Tzu is really afraid of death, hum, what a joke! Lao Tzu has not awakened the martial spirit, I have lived for more than 140 years, and I have enjoyed everything I should enjoy, I will not lose in this life, it is worth it, it is very worthwhile! Lao Tzu is content, very content! I am this age, anyway, I don't have a few years to live, die early and take care of life, Lao Tzu is afraid of a hair?"
"You-"
"Of course, if I can bring you a king and a lamb, then Lao Tzu will really have no regrets in this life, after all, I have been fighting with you for so many years, and I have feelings, if Lao Tzu goes down alone, how lonely will you be alone? Where can I give up? Lao Tzu will be very uncomfortable! Also, I go to hell, if I don't have your big stupid pig for me to bully and entertain, then Lao Tzu will not have to die of depression? In short, let's go to Huangquan hand in hand, it is undoubtedly the best result, it is really good! Youββ"
"Let your mother's shit go! Want to pull Lao Tzu to die together? Hmph, you're dreaming!"
"What do you mean?
"Nonsense! Your grandfather and I are less than one hundred and one this year, there are still decades to live, maybe a miracle will happen, Lao Tzu suddenly awakened the domineering martial spirit, maybe Lao Tzu can still feather and fly into a god, I want Lao Tzu to go to hell with you as a dead ghost, hum, you bastard is delusional!"
"Dog beast, Lao Tzu cares about you so much, you treat Lao Tzu like this, it's really hateful! Since you are ruthless, then don't blame Lao Tzu for being unjust, I can't be comfortable, and you can't think about it! Today, no matter what, Lao Tzu has to go to hell with you bastard!" Yan Xia was very excited, and as he said the big plate axe in his hand, he slashed at Jiang Wuya: "Dog mongrel, you give Lao Tzu his life!"
It's so fierce!
So fierce!
It's not like a joke at all......
"Old Zazai, are you fucking sick?!" Jiang Wuya was stunned, he didn't dare to fight hard with Yan Xia, and without hesitation, he resorted to the milk and fled wildly into the distance.
"Bastard, you stop Lao Tzu!" Yan Xia scolded and chased after him.
However, he didn't chase far, Yan Xia stopped and stopped chasing.
Of course, it's not that he can't catch up, but what can he do?
Yes, if he dies, Jiang Wuya will probably die in his hands today, but he will definitely not get better, he is likely to be seriously injured, and it may not be possible to lose his life, it is not worth it, it is not worth it.
Yan Xia didn't want to fight with Jiang Wuya at all, he could scare the surnamed Jiang into embarrassment and run away, and let Jiang Wuya lose face, this is already very good, he is content, very content.