Chapter 33: The old Chinese medicine doctor who gave the little lanolin fat
Everyone has a unique way of thinking, but they like to order others to do their bidding. How could my free and loose personality be obedient and obedient with a little adolescent rebellion? So, I didn't care what trouble Bai Feng and Black Maple were in trouble, and I sold hot roasted sweet potatoes at the West Street Entrance without any distractions. In fact, in my opinion, everything is often more complicated than you think. For example, Bai Feng was kidnapped, and it seemed that I needed to save people. But if I think about it carefully, my martial arts skills are not as good as Bai Feng's, since Bai Feng has gone and has no return, how can I guarantee that I can escape unharmed and take Bai Feng away? I guess that it is very likely to be a trap.
As soon as I opened my mouth, I took a puff of the northwest wind.
I shouted: Sweet potatoes ~ fragrant roasted sweet potatoes ~ big and sweet roasted sweet potatoes ~ a bite to refresh the mind, two mouthfuls of youth forever!
Seeing this, the crowd gathered around.
The crowd asked: Little brother, are you selling sweet potatoes or panacea?
I said: You will know if it is a sweet potato or a panacea.
The crowd asked again: Is it as amazing as you say?
I said, "Eat it and say yes!"
The crowd exchanged heads and ears for a while, and suddenly someone jumped out and said, "Fart! Lao Tzu grows sweet potatoes!"
In this way, the crowd dispersed like a gust of wind.
Seeing a furnace of sweet potatoes staying in the oven and not moving, my heart is like frost on the ground, charcoal in the fire. Simply, squatting there with a butt "self-baking and self-selling."
Ahh
A voice asked: How delicious is it?
I chirped and said: It's simply abalone chicken wings, delicacies from the mountains and seas.
The man asked again: You are insulting abalone chicken wings.
I looked up, and there were still the residues of a condensed version of the delicacies of the mountains and seas on my mouth. I just wanted to reprimand this disrespectful man, but I found out that this person was the second master!
I held the sweet potato and handed it to the second master very flatteringly, saying: Whether it is delicious or not, the second master will know if you taste it.
The second master said: I'm here to apologize.
I wondered: Huh?
The second master said: On that day, I shouldn't-
I said: Let the past pass, if you are wrong, I am also wrong, and it will be smoothed out.
The second master said: You have a really big heart!
I asked: Compliment me?
The second master said: Well, praise you.
I asked: Why don't I think that's the case?
The second master said: It's easy to be cranky when you read too many books.
It was getting dark, and the second master helped me push the oven back. When I arrived at the door, I suddenly remembered the task written on the note, which was a very ridiculous task.
I asked the second master: family, friendship and love, which is the most important to you?
The second master looked at me blankly.
I explained: I would like to refer to your opinion.
The second master sighed and began to think seriously. Xiao Yue began to shout from a few rooms to come back for dinner. I was so frightened that I pushed the stove and prepared to enter the door.
The second master said: I haven't answered your question yet.
I said, "Don't worry, you can tell me another day."
The second master said: Okay, then I'll go back too.
At this time, I had already walked away, but I still raised my voice and shouted: Go slowly, second master.
The stove was pushed into the firewood room, and he took a look at the small spot in the stable, and then returned to the house with confidence. At the dinner table, Xiao Yue accused me of why I didn't tell him about Bai Feng's kidnapping. I wondered how she knew, so Satsuki pulled out the crumpled note.
I said, "There are some things you still don't know."
Satsuki gets angry and thinks I'm treating her as an outsider. It's really an outsider, isn't it an insider?
I stuffed a mouthful of delicacies and muttered: Today's braised pork is exceptionally delicious.
Xiaoyue said: Change the topic less.
I said: It's true to change the subject, and it's also true that braised pork is delicious.
Xiaoyue said: The braised pork is delicious and has nothing to do with me, Changgui is back, and the kitchen in front of him brought it.
Speaking of Changgui, since I married my daughter-in-law, I haven't had time to take care of me. I want to come to Guan'er, and the girl is also a good husband. I thought again, I and my long-looking and good-looking childhood sweetheart were twisted into a bamboo horse, and God knows what kind of haze our childhood suffered from. But back then, I had too many male hormones, and I really had no interest in men. Therefore, I will have a deep love for Jiang painting.
After dinner, Changgui asked me to play chess in the courtyard. A son fell, and every step was frightening.
Changgui is good at defending, and I am good at attacking.
I dropped a sunspot and said: I still remember when I was a child, you and I would always fight to earn white.
Changgui smiled dumbly.
I said, "But I always win."
Changgui said: You were quite a bully when you were a child.
I said, "It's clear that you're instigating."
"Bang", Changgui fell down heavily, and said: Listen to your tone, do you still want to fight?
I said, "The gentleman doesn't use his hands."
Changgui said: Chang'an City, as always, is no longer the original country.
I dropped the last piece and was silent.
The sky was bright and the house was silent. Passing by the stable, the little spot was still asleep, curled up in the withered straw pile. I felt cold and couldn't help but think it was cold too. But I can only add a few more straws to it. Thinking so, I'm terrible as a host. I can't control the horse, I can't keep the knife. And my consistent style is to stop in moderation, if I continue to think about it, I will definitely feel that I am useless, and I will not have an epiphany in an instant, and I will commit suicide by throwing myself into the river overnight.
Pushing open the door, there was a faint figure. I whispered: Who?
The man looked back at the sound and replied softly: It's me, Zhiyuan!
I let out a long breath, it turned out to be the second master. The second master saw me carrying the stove and hurriedly came to help. At this time, there was a weak crowing of a rooster. With this chirp, the entire Chang'an City suddenly woke up.
Walking in the cold streets, let the cold wind blow across the face, * the skin is red and swollen and chapped in the cold. The second master stopped walking and stopped, and took out a small square box made of wood from his arms, probably the second master thought that this thing was bland, and drew a plum on the lid of the box with his own hands, shining brightly.
I asked: What is it?
The second master said: The "Little Sheep Antifreeze Ointment" I developed doesn't know if it's easy to use or not, so you can try it.
I was surprised: ...... little sheep?
The second master snickered and nodded, and said: Lanolin is added to it, so it is named Little Sheep.
Under the guidance of the second master, I dipped some plaster and applied it to the cracked area, and immediately felt that the dry skin was moisturized, and it was reborn like the cracked earth drinking water. Naturally, I was happy and energetic when I got something good. I can't wait to immediately gather all the people of Chang'an City to come and watch, and then the gods announced that I have obtained a treasure, and then enjoy the exclamations, envy and jealousy from the crowd. Thinking about it, I couldn't help but smirk.
The second master asked: What are you laughing at?
I said, "How can I laugh, I'm happy, happy!"
The second master said, "Oh! You are smiling very obscenely.
I said, "You look at people with a bad eye."
The second master was in a mood, stretched out his hand, and said: Since I am so obscene, you should not use the ointment, what if it is poisonous?
I said: How can there be any reason to go back to the things sent by the manly husband, besides, your mouth is more poisonous than plasters, and I have been invulnerable to the poison you exercised.
The second master said: Your mouth is like eating melon seeds.
I wondered: Oh, what do you mean?
The second master said: Jump ~ Eat one! Jump ~ Eat one! It's so easy.
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