Chapter 299: Embarrassment

was muttering dissatisfiedly, but Xie Yu found that Shrek suddenly turned his head, his ugly face was bruised, he gritted his teeth, his eyes were angry, he glanced viciously at his position a few times, and then locked his fire-breathing angry eyes on his body.

Then I saw that the rough embryo's eyes seemed to light up, jumped up, turned to face him, and suddenly took a big stride full of momentum, and ran towards him with a "boom".

"Oh my god, this idiot just heard me scold him?!......

Xie Yu was immediately startled, and then frowned: "No, a few feet away, my voice was deliberately lowered just now, with the rough nature of this idiot, how could I hear it......"

Xie Yu was thinking about running away at the moment, naturally he didn't want to waste time fighting and entanglement with this rude guy, looking at the angry rough embryo, our little mage simply had a heart, did not retreat but advanced, grinned and squeezed a few muscles on his face viciously, squeezed out a brilliant smile again, and then greeted him affectionately.

Joke! With his three-inch incorruptible tongue, he is talking nonsense, and bringing this rough embryo into the ditch, isn't it a matter of minutes?!

Besides, although this rough embryo is not as developed as a human being, this man who walks with brute strength and leads the wind, in terms of simplicity of mind, can almost be regarded as having broken through the lower limit of human beings!

There is no difficulty!

If you fool others, such as Nicole, the villain, you may have to spend a little bit of thought and tongue, but in the face of a tendon of Ashi......

Well, it's not difficult!

However, Xie Yu has always been a cautious person, although he is full of confidence, but for the sake of safety, he still made a little preparation, he chirped his mouth a few times, moved the muscles of his mouth, blinked vigorously with his two eyes, and faced Shrek who rushed to the front, he smiled loudly with confidence, and he was ready to start talking nonsense.

"Wowhaha...... Big brother, you're finally back!Let the little brother worry for a while......" Xie Yu smiled on his face, snorted haha, and then opened his arms enthusiastically.

"Don't talk nonsense, boy! Big brother, I'm ...... now Very angry!" Shrek glared at the little mage with a hideous and deformed ugly face, clenched his fists, pinched his joints "rattle", and gritted his teeth.

"Oh...... Well, here's the thing, it's so hot in this damn cave that it's so hot that my little brother's mouth is dry, and I couldn't help it just now, so I casually spit a few mouthfuls on the ground...... Hmmm, no! Dry mouth makes saliva so dry?!"

Xie Yu paused, blinked his eyes a few times, and then patted his head: "Oh...... Actually, just now I saw an ant on the ground, running around triumphantly in front of my eyes, as if looking down on me, so the little brother spat a few mouthfuls, trying to drown the nasty ant......! Huh, big brother, when are you coming back?!hahaha, it's good to come back......

"That's enough, boy, I ask you......"

The little mage was frowning and pinching his chin there, his mouth was pulling around, but Shrek was a little impatient, this rough embryo snorted and cut off the words, and a pair of soybean eyes widened angrily: "I ask you, why is my Miss Nicole crying again, and crying so sadly, did you make her cry again?!"

"Hehe, hey, I've actually heard from others that ants can't swim...... ......Uhh

Xie Yu was talking nonsense without raising his head or opening his eyes, and suddenly his eyes blinked twice again, and then he looked up at the angry Shrek in front of him-

This rough embryo ran over as if he wanted to avenge his father's death, but it turned out that he was going to ask these boring things?!

I thought that this idiot heard that he was secretly scolding him just now, and he was going to run to find his own stubble!

Phew!

Moreover, this rough embryo is so rude and ugly, and looks like a little humanoid monster, and he still wants to learn from others as lovers?!

Doesn't this guy ever look in the mirror?! With his face that scares a dog when he stands in the yard, he ...... Where did you get this blind confidence that doesn't know whether to live or die?!

Hum Hum Hum ...... I'll phew!

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The little mage despised fiercely in his heart for a while, but his face remained silent, still smiling brightly: "This ...... What is this talking about, big brother? How dare I? Of course it's not me...... As the saying goes, it's better to eat dumplings, and it's not as fun than sister-in-law...... Hmmm, huh, something seems wrong...... Well, as the saying goes, it's not a friend's wife, don't play! This is a very serious matter, don't talk about drama, I don't even dare to talk to my sister-in-law now, so how can it be me? It's not me, it's not me, it's not me......"

"Who could that be?!"

"Nicole's little ...... Well, sister-in-law, didn't she tell you herself?!"

"She just cried, didn't speak at all, and ignored me......" Shrek snorted angrily, looking a little depressed, and muttered: "I comforted her there for a long time, but she seemed to cry even more sadly......"

β€œ...... It's normal, it's already sad, but when I see your face again, won't it be even more sad?!With your respectful face, ......

Xie Yu rolled his eyes, muttered in his heart, just looked up and down a few rough eyes, and was snickering in his heart, but suddenly paused and shouted: "Huh?!Your Excellency...... That, big brother, why did you suddenly become so respectful?"

"Honorable, what is Honorable?"

"Dignity is ...... Forget it, let's put it this way, you just got blown away, and you didn't fight the dragon, but how did you make yourself look so miserable?......! How do you look like a begging for food?!"

Shrek didn't understand "Zunrong", but the word "ask for food" seemed to understand, and the rough embryo obviously felt greatly insulted, because Xie Yu found that this guy suddenly roared as if he was about to jump up on the spot, so Xie Yu hurriedly recited a few words of incantation, and then a small fireball appeared in his palm, handed it to the rough embryo who was about to stomp, and said:

"Oh, I don't believe you see for yourself!"

I don't complain about Xie Yu's fuss, although Shrek is definitely not a person who loves cleanliness so much, but at this time, the appearance of the rough embryo is really a little too miserable and ...... It's different!

The rotten shoes on the feet were already big holes connected to small holes, but at this time I don't know where to throw them away, barefoot and dirty feet standing barefoot on the hot ground rocks, the clothes on the body have long been tattered, everywhere there are holes and torn marks, whether it is the upper body or pants, as if scratched by something sharp, broken into pieces of irregular cloth, scattered and random draped on the body, and the hem of the robe and pants have been torn to the root of the thighs, almost completely naked with two black translucent thick elephant legs。

The ugly round face was red and gray, unkempt, and gray-headed, Xie Yu came closer and looked at it carefully for a long time, and found that it was actually a bruise piece by piece, and the reason why it was difficult to distinguish at the beginning was that in addition to the dim light in the cave, it was naturally because the rough black face covered the original cyan color of the bruises.

After taking a closer look, Xie Yu found that there seemed to be rows and rows...... Tooth marks?!

Some kind of monster tooth print?

With this tiny tooth mark alone, Xie Yu couldn't tell which kind of demonic beast left it, but it was densely and irregularly distributed on the rough face, neck, and all the other exposed parts!

Moreover, the corners of the rough embryo's mouth seem to have a few traces of spots after the blood has dried up......

In short, the rough embryo at this time looks much more miserable than the first time I met the dirty, tattered and obscene Gandalf who looked like an old Jigong when I was a child!

"I said, what the hell are you doing, you guy, how come it looks like you've been chased and bitten by a pack of wild dogs, and this ugly ...... Well, this originally handsome and handsome face...... Is it possible that this is what it looks like?!...... Did you just hit the mountain with your head......"

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Shrek followed the little mage's gaze, and swept back and forth at his body with the light emitted by the fireball, as if he was suddenly startled by himself, and then Xie Yu didn't hold it down, and the rough embryo stomped his feet fiercely, jumped up directly on the spot, and scolded like thunder-

Damn! those damn godsdamn bugs!

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