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Inexplicably, he has been playing with this person for almost a day, looking at Lao Jigong, who is still comparing his middle finger to himself, and the golden-eyed flamingo next to him, who is eating and drinking, and his little head is dozing off little by little, Xie Yu is irritable in his heart, and he owes a standard aristocratic etiquette to Lao Jigong, and then said politely: " The old man, it's not early, I didn't say hello to the family when I came out, I played for a day unconsciously, I should go home, or the family should be anxious, today can meet the seniors, it is really a blessing for the boy Sansheng, let's say goodbye, go back to their own homes, find their mothers, don't contact anything or anything in the future, that black stick you hold and, it will be regarded as a commemoration of our meeting in Pingshui, this bird, also given to you, you are willing to roast and eat fried and steamed or make a sashimi to eat raw, green mountains do not change, green water flows, farewellI don't send it!"

After speaking, with both hands clenched into fists, Xie Yu turned his head and walked down the mountain.

Xie Yu had a rare time to come out to play today, but it was strange one after another, I knew that it was better to sleep at home, and I didn't have to meet this difficult person and bird, and I had to put on myself a sacred mission of family glory with some bullshit, the young master just drank too much, and then came to this world involuntarily, since he couldn't go back, it was good to be an ordinary little nobleman who was waiting for death, and he could also rely on his own knowledge, and the advanced knowledge and experience of his previous life, when he grew up, he could just find a private school to be an old master, and live this life peacefully, hum, what a hellish sacred mission just let it hell with it, who likes to go, the master is not interested.

Xie Yu was venting his dissatisfaction and looking forward to a happy life in the future, when he suddenly heard the sound of small footsteps coming from behind, secretly screaming badly, looking back, sure enough, it was Lao Jigong who trotted all the way behind him, holding a black stick in one hand and a bird in the other, and ran forward, a black face full of anger, glaring at Xie Yu and saying viciously: "Boy, I just understood, you were going to run!"

Xie Yu immediately looked aggrieved and shouted: "Grandpa, didn't I make it clear to you, I'm just an ordinary child, I can't take on any mission, you may have recognized the wrong person, goodbye, there will be no time in the future." ”

Saying that, he turned around and was about to run again, Lao Jigong grabbed Xie Yu's collar, ignored Xiao Xie Yu's struggle, and said with a smile: "Little doll, what is destined to happen, sometimes you can't hide from it, so you just obediently accept your fate." ”

After speaking, he laughed a few more times, then groaned for a while, and said: "Well, let's do it, I will make it difficult for the old man, accept you as an apprentice, so that you can have an identity, so that when you go to your house, you can also have a statement to your parents." ”

When Xie Yu heard this, he immediately stopped struggling and looked at Lao Jigong: "Are you going to my house, what are you doing at my house?"

"Old man, I've been out for a long time this time, and I'm a little tired, so I'll go to your house to rest and rest for a while. Lao Jigong said: "I just happened to teach you something by the way, shouldering such a sacred mission, but he is a naughty boy who has no skills at all, how can this work! Okay, I don't want you to worship any teachers, you just kowtow a few times on the ground, and I will naturally discuss the matter of the worship ceremony with your father." ”

"No, you really recognize the wrong person!" Xie Yuwu struggled to himself, and shouted: "You perverted old glass, you want the master to apprentice?"

"Hehe, little Harrow, it's up to you. As he spoke, Lao Jigong pointed his finger again, and a cloud of green light shrouded the top of Xie Yu's head, Xie Yu was horrified to find that his body did not listen to the command again, and he obediently took a step back, faced Lao Jigong, knelt down and kowtowed respectfully three times.

Lao Jigong smiled, nodded, waved his hand, lifted the magic ban on Xie Yu, and said with a smile on his face of triumphant success: "Good apprentice, I have accepted you for the teacher, get up." ”

As soon as Xie Yu was able to move, he immediately jumped up, regardless of the pain on his forehead, pointed at Lao Jigong, and was about to scold, when he saw Lao Jigong's hand raised again, and immediately swallowed the words that had reached his throat, like a defeated rooster, walked to the side, sat on the ground and sighed.

Lao Jigong looked at Xie Yu's depressed appearance, and couldn't help but smile and scolded: "Little doll, don't be downcast, how many people on this continent want to worship my old man as a teacher and haven't had a chance yet, go, get up and go home." ”

Xie Yu glared at Lao Jigong, but the situation was stronger than people, so he had to bow his head, and he didn't want to feel the feeling of his body not listening to him and being fiddled around like a puppet, so he had to stand up and walk down the mountain.

On the way, Lao Jigong casually hit a few wild things, carried them in his arms, and walked forward, and found a wild boar that was foraging, this unlucky wild boar may have been hungry, and rushed towards Xie Yu and his party with bright fangs and howling, and was casually picked up by Lao Jigong, and then stuffed into his arms, as if he couldn't pretend to be dissatisfied in his arms.

Xie Yu didn't care, anyway, he had heard enough strange things today, so he just frowned and said, "Hey, why are you fighting so many prey?"

"Go to your house for a barbecue, the first time you visit, you can't be empty-handed, it's rude. Lao Jigong seemed to like knocking people's heads very much, and knocked Xie Yu again, Xie Yu grinned in pain, only to hear Lao Jigong say lightly: "Boy, use honorifics for the master." ”

Xie Yu is very depressed, he is deflated and at the mercy of others today, and there is no room for resistance at all.

Sulking all the way, unconsciously walked to the foot of the mountain, and found that there was a small river next to it, which was the downstream of the stream on the mountain, Xie Yu's eyes suddenly lit up, remembered something, and turned his head to Lao Jigong: "Hey, the old man has become ......" Seeing that Lao Jigong's eyes were about to be angry, Xie Yu immediately changed his words: "Master, I don't care if I trouble your old man, but my parents are nobles in the city, and they usually pay attention to their appearance, you ...... Can you take a shower and change your clothes?"

Xie Yu looked at Lao Jigong's face as he spoke, and saw that Lao Jigong was not unhappy, but he pursed his lips and thought about it, and said slowly: "That's right...... My old man is used to idle clouds and wild cranes, but I have almost forgotten these cliché etiquette, and the little doll reminds me well. “

As he spoke, he walked to the river, stuffed the black stick and the bird into Xie Yu's hand, and without taking off his clothes, he jumped off the river with a "poof", and happily tied up a fierce son in the water.

At first, it was okay, but after a while, the originally crystal clear small river was centered on Lao Jigong, and a circle of black ripples slowly appeared on the water surface of about two zhang around, and then Lao Jigong came out of the water, rubbing the bath, and beckoned to Xiao Xie Yu on the bank: "Little doll, come down and wash together, this river water is very cool and comfortable!"

Xie Yu, who was originally busy with a stinky sweat today, was undressing on the shore, and was also about to wash in the water, saw the black water surface around Lao Jigong, and quickly stopped the movements in his hand, and after a while, he saw that on the water within the black circle, a few fish slowly floated up, and the fish belly turned up on the water, I was afraid that they were not alive, and a few were slowly struggling, but after a while, they were also motionless with their belly up.

Xie Yu's surprise was not trivial, and he hurriedly put back on his half-taken clothes.

Lao Jigong was overjoyed when he saw the dead fish around, shook his hand, threw more than a dozen dead fish on the shore, and laughed and said: "Little guy, what are you doing standing stupidly, quickly clean up all the fish, and then come down to wash with the master, go home after washing, and try your skills in grilling fish tonight." “

Xie Yu looked at these fish, his stomach turned over, and he wanted to gag, so he hurriedly waved his hand again and again: "Forget it...... Master, I won't eat fish tonight, and the game you have caught is enough. I'm allergic to water and I don't wash anymore...... I really don't wash it, you wash it quickly, and we'll go home as soon as we finish washing. ”

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!