Chapter 124: Artificial Intelligence Also Short-circuited

Li Lechen has a big head, and it seems that he will have to find six dogs tomorrow.

Depressed return to the list of personal information.

[Level: Level 3]

[Experience Points: 5210.301 Points]

[Sunshine Coins: 4178866]

[Personal Items: Spell Γ— 11, Invisible Paint Γ—6, Recovery Reagent Γ—6]

【Mall Points: 1 point】

Wait a minute! Why is there only 1 point left in the mall? There were still 3 points before, and I only bought one thing.

"Dear Wind Chaser Boy, Stealth Paint and Recovery Reagent originally belonged to two goods, and now it's a buy one get one free, but this can't be erased from the fact that they belong to two items, so two mall points are needed. The shopping guide lost no time in answering Li Lechen's questions.

This explanation made Li Lechen very unhappy: "You are so good, then why don't you count the 6 satiety pills as a commodity?

β€œ......”

The shopping guide was dumbfounded for a while.

She is a machine, not a human, and essentially all conversational programs are programmed in advance. It's just that she belongs to a relatively advanced artificial intelligence, on the one hand, it can instantly capture the potential needs of customers and match the corresponding products, and on the other hand, it has the ability to learn independently in daily communication and constantly enrich the language.

But in her hundreds of years of work, this shopping guide has never encountered such continuous questions, or a series of dilemmas, which made her unable to resist for a while.

However, it is worthy of being a high-level artificial intelligence, and after a short hesitation, the shopping guide reacted: "I'm really sorry, my brain is a little insufficient, and I'll deduct a little mall points from you now." ”

β€œ......”

Now it was Li Lechen's turn to be dumbfounded.

Shouldn't you give yourself a point back? What's the matter with deducting one?

Complaints!

Must complain!

"I'm sorry to chase the wind, the mall does not accept any complaints about the shopping guide service, because my service has been demonstrated by big data, it belongs to the best quality service, if you are not satisfied, it must be your own problem. ”

Li Lechen couldn't answer this!

But at the thought that the dignified human brain was actually going to lose to a machine, Li Lechen racked his brains again: "Then what if I am not satisfied with the items in the mall?

According to the platform records, you are currently taking a Nine Flavor Emperor Pill, and you have just sighed that there are no side effects, and the effect is worth affirming. You've also used a Tightening Spell before, and you're happy on the spot. ”

β€œ......”

Terrible!

It's horrible!

Bound to this live broadcast platform, I suddenly found that no matter what I do, I will be monitored.

"The world is harmonious, you don't need to hide any secrets, your happiness should be shared with everyone, and we will bear your pain for you, do you still feel anything dissatisfied?"

"Yes!" Li Lechen was indignant.

"Speak. ”

"I didn't ask for that satiety pill, you forced it to be given to me, you can always complain about this, right?

"Just don't throw it away, it's meant to be given to you for free. The shopping guide disagreed, and the answer was like a stream. From this point of view, it should have been asked a similar question before.

"The problem is that it explodes if you throw it. ”

"Then you can eat it. ”

"The problem is that you don't go hungry for a whole year, which is terrible. ”

"Then you can throw it away. ”

"Didn't you say that if you don't eat it for twenty-four hours, it will explode?!"

"Then you can eat it. ”

"I ......"

Li Lechen is crazy! If this is a real shopping guide, she will definitely be beaten, but the problem is that she is a robot, and there is nothing wrong with her answering like this.

"Yes, my service has been demonstrated by big data and belongs to the best quality service, if you think there is something wrong with my answer, it must be your own fault. ”

MMP!

Completely defeated by artificial intelligence.

The problem is that after some disputes, I didn't get any benefits, and I lost 1 point, and now the mall points are zero, and I can't buy anything.

Taking a deep breath, Li Lechen patiently asked, "So, how can I get mall points?"

"If you think my previous service was good, please give me a thumbs up. You know, my service has been proven by big data and is the best quality service, and if you don't give me a thumbs up, it proves that you feel like a jerk. ”

"I'm your eight-life ancestor, oh, and you still like it!"

"Do you want to buy 7D printing filaments plant ash? The official filaments have been discontinued, but you can enter private stores to buy them, some private stores do not need mall points, but the purchased items do not have mall storage space. ”

The shopping guide suddenly turned 180 degrees, which caught Li Lechen, who was originally scolding his ancestors, off guard.

Is her eight-life ancestor related to buying plant ash?

Also, there are 7D printing filaments sold in the mall? But this thing is all around, and there is really no need for it.

It is worth noting that some private stores do not need to consume mall points to purchase goods.

This adds to the motivation to visit the mall in the absence of points.

But but without storage space is also a headache, too many things to carry with you, it will be difficult to explain if someone finds out.

"The official reminds that the mall will not be responsible for any danger during the use of items sold privately. The shopping guide immediately reminded.

"Got it~~~" Li Lechen rolled his eyes when he looked up to the sky.

In other words, if you buy something sold by the official and there is a problem in use, can the mall be held responsible?

"According to big data analysis, the probability of problems in the use of items sold by the official is only 0.02%, while the probability of problems in the use of items sold by private is as high as 67.5%, and the fatality rate is as high as 12.36%. ”

It seems that the safety rate of official sales items is not 100%!

"If there is a problem, it will be recalled, so the mall will take responsibility for the official products sold with quality problems. ”

Li Lechen sighed.

If there is no problem, continue to use it, and if there is a problem, recall it, how does this practice feel so familiar?

Bureaucracy is very serious~~~

Who knows how to put it back on the market after the recall!

No longer talking nonsense with this shopping guide who is more verbose than Tang Seng, Li Lechen is ready to find out where the so-called private store is.

"You still have a question before that you don't need an answer?" the shopping guide suddenly added.

"Huh?"

Li Lechen didn't react for a while.

"As the best shopping guide with big data demonstration, you can forget about the problem, and I won't miss a bit of information. The shopping guide began to brag again, "You just asked me how to get mall points." ”

Belch!

It seems that this shopping guide is indeed smart, this is afraid that customers will flow from official sales channels to private sales channels, so quickly explain the source of points.