Li Xiao doesn't read a lot of books, but that doesn't mean he's stupid.

As early as a few months ago, when Li Xiao was free, he began to tinker with the computer he bought with money to understand some things in this era.

On the Internet, he had heard about this situation for a long time.

A woman seduces a tenant, and then just as the two are about to have sex, several people rush in outside the door.

These people may be the woman's husband, or the police, or someone else, in short, they won't let you really have a relationship with the woman, they just want to take advantage of the opportunity to blackmail a sum of money.

"Policeman, that's him, this young man came to my hotel and asked me if I had any young lady. The middle-aged woman pointed to Li Xiao and said to the two people dressed as policemen, "I told him no, he even went to find one himself!"

"Young man, do you know that this is a crime?" said a policeman with handcuffs in his hand, "come with us!"

", your acting skills are a bit exaggerated!" Li Xiao pointed to the middle-aged woman dissatisfied, "Your expression should be a little more fierce, your eyes should be sharper, and then you must make an angry look, do you know when you are angry? ”

"And you, can you play the policeman, please be more professional? Okay, you have to get a real handcuff, can you not fool me with children's toys. ”

"Poof......

Another policeman who was not responsible for Li Xiao's duties couldn't help laughing, but quickly put away his smile again, because Li Xiao had already looked at him: "Don't laugh, don't think you're okay if you don't speak, look at your eyes, can you have a sense of justice, you look at it like a bandit, how can this performance be convincing? Especially your face, it's so ugly, the policeman's face has been thrown into the Huangpu River by you!"

"Boy!"

The strong man in handcuffs frowned and said coldly, "Since you know the rules, then take out the money." ”

"What if I don't take it?"

"Then we'll have to do it ourselves!"

Obviously, Li Xiao felt very unhappy when he exposed their tricks, and immediately changed their strategy, preparing to give up the immortal jump and grab it directly.

The two had a tacit understanding, and after speaking, they took out two batons from behind them and smashed them at Li Xiao's head.

The girl before was so frightened that she quickly hid behind the middle-aged woman.

"If you want to beat someone again, can you still be reasonable?"

Li Xiao moved with a grunt, and quickly grabbed the hands of the two fake policemen with his palm, and pulled hard, only to hear two clicks, and directly tore off the arms of the two fake policemen.

Before the two of them could figure out what the situation was, they felt that their arms were out of their control, and when they raised their heads, they saw Li Xiaozheng looking at them harmlessly and smiling.

"I'm sorry, I just used too much force!"

Li Xiao seemed to feel guilty, and grabbed the arms of the two of them and mentioned them on the Internet.

Click!

"I'm sorry, I'm crooked, do it again!"

Pull it again, break it again.

Again, then crooked......

More than a dozen times in a row, Li Xiao seemed to be very depressed, scratched his head and said: "What's the matter today, my bone grafting technique used to be the best in the village, otherwise, let's do it again......"

"Big brother, don't, don't come!"

At this time, the two strong men who had come to their senses finally seized the opportunity to speak, and they were already kneeling on the ground covered with sweat, which was not hot, but painful.

And what's even more speechless is that there are tear stains in the corners of their eyes.

"What are you crying about?" Li Xiao said simply, "Look at you, you should be in your thirties, right? Such a big man crying in front of two women, can you have some dignity, you don't let me pick it up, just say it, don't say how I know you won't let me pick it up, it's really...... Why don't I try one last time?"

"Hey, big brother, don't, please!"

The two men wailed, "Are we wrong?"

"Yes, young man, we were wrong, you should let them both go. At this time, the middle-aged woman also came up and said, "Please, let them go, I can't run this small hotel without them!"

"Are you wrong?" Li Xiao looked at them with disgust, "No, you're right, really." ”

"Huh?"

A few people were a little puzzled, what did this young man mean? Could it be that they still admit their mistakes?

"You're really right, because I'm very poor now, and I need to rob you, and if you're wrong, then how can I do it. Li Xiao lazily lay back on the bed and looked at the time hanging on the wall, "Now I'll give you five minutes, within five minutes, I want to change to a clean and comfortable room, and I won't give you money, go quickly!"

Li Xiao's request was very simple, and after hearing this, several people burst into tears and hurriedly ran to prepare for Li Xiao.

Soon, Li Xiao's room was replaced by a comfortable big bed room, and the whole environment was several times higher than the grade just now, at least not as dilapidated as it looked.

"Big brother, are you still satisfied?" the two guys pretending to be police officers asked cautiously.

"Satisfied. ”

"That'...... Can you take this one of ours?"

"Aren't you going to want me to take it?"

"We ...... Just kidding. The two strong men were speechless for a while.

This young man, who seems to be stupid, is actually very shrewd, and they feel that they have really kicked the iron plate tonight.

"Okay, then I'll help you with all the difficulty. ”

This time Li Xiao was very accurate, and immediately connected the arms of the two, and then said lazily: "Okay, you guys go, I'm sleepy and want to sleep...... Don't bother me. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The two men looked at each other and walked out of Li Xiao's room.

The moment he went out, a hint of resentment flashed in one of them's eyes.

Soon, after discussion, the two picked up their mobile phones and dialed a call.

"Hey, Brother Hong, I'm Xiaofan, someone bullied me......"

"Yes, it's in our hotel, you hurry up and bring someone over, this matter is indispensable to you, okay, okay, I'll wait for you here!"

"Hmph, boy, just wait for death!" Hanging up the phone, the man glanced gloomily at the room where Li Xiao lived.

Thinking of the scene where Li Xiao twisted their arms, he couldn't help but feel excited, a fierce light flashed in his eyes, and he took another person downstairs to wait for Brother Hong in his mouth.

A short time later, a van was parked downstairs at the hotel.

Seven or eight men got out of the van, each with a machete in his hand.

Finally, a **** man with an upper body and tattoos got out of the car.

"Brother Hong, you can count it!

The man who called himself Xiaofan greeted him and said like a pug: "If this matter is solved tonight, the benefits will be indispensable to you, don't you have a crush on our woman, I'll go and call her over for you to sleep first." ”