Chapter 31: In the case of sweet potatoes, there is also a way to steal
What kind of fate is there, and if I could, how I would like to tear this abominable destiny apart with my own hands. Xiao Yue was very curious about what the blind old man talked about with me, but she didn't dare to ask. She didn't ask, so I didn't say a word. In the end, she couldn't hold it back, pulled my sleeve and asked: Jiangshan, I... I'm a little anxious... I wonder what the blind old man said to you?
I pulled my sleeve back and said, "You are not fit to listen to the conversation between men."
Xiao Yue simply pinched her cuffs and said: I'm just curious, what do men say to each other?
I said, "Oh, so you're particularly interested in the physiology of men?"
Xiao Yue's face turned red with fright.
I said: What, acquiesced?
Satsuki said: No... No... That's not true.
I said, "Well? What is that?"
As I spoke, I took a step closer to Satsuki.
Xiaoyue said: I'm just afraid that you have some unspeakable terminal illness, so I want to care about you!
As soon as the words fell, I heard a knock at the door.
Xiaoyue was taken aback: Could it be a thief?
I said, "Have you ever seen such a big movement of thieves?"
Satsuki shook her head as if she didn't understand.
I touched her head and said in a serious way: stupid!
When we arrived at the door, we saw a thief scrambling to pick up the dirt that had fallen on the ground, this was not only a thief, but also a greedy thief. I think I just laughed at Satsuki's stupidity, and the plot reversed too quickly, right?
Xiao Yue shouted: Little thief, where to run!
When the thief heard this, he collapsed to the ground in fright.
I asked, "Are you a thief?"
The thief shuddered, and said, "Yes."
I was surprised: with your professional quality and skill, you are worthy of the title of thief.
The thief said: I just started the thief industry today. You're the first one after I started, but unfortunately it didn't work out.
I said, "If this is going to happen, then I'm just a pig's head."
Satsuki said: That's right.
The thief sighed, took out the stolen goods from his bosom, and began to talk about the sad past.
The thief said, "I, I used to sell sweet potatoes on the street, and my life was hard and my salary was meager. No, the only few baskets of sweet potatoes left in the house two days ago were stolen, and along with them, there was also my eldest daughter-in-law.
The thief burst into tears and wept bitterly. I feel that although the sweet potato was stolen, the theft of the daughter-in-law was particularly sadistic.
I said, "I sympathize with you, but you can't take revenge on society for being stolen."
The thief said, "Just like me, it's completely harmless."
Xiao Yue said: Anyway, I didn't steal it, I think forget it.
I said, "No."
Thief Panic: Big... Uncle, you read that I am a first-time offender, and I have attempted to steal, so take my life.
I said, "I mean, the thief who stole your sweet potatoes and stole your daughter-in-law cannot be left unpunished."
The thief was grateful, and hurriedly took out the last of the stolen goods from his shoes.
That night, the Tongren Tavern was full.
Changgui sent almost the elite generals of the entire beggar gang here, just to track down the flower thief who stole the daughter-in-law of the eldest brother of the sweet potato. There is still disagreement about the definition of a flower thief. It is believed that the thief not only picked flowers but also stole sweet potatoes. As a result, everyone suspected that the thief's real intention was to pick flowers or steal sweet potatoes? Some of the beggars believed that the thief was actually picking flowers to cover up his theft of sweet potatoes. In the course of the discussion, due to disagreements, these so-called elite generals almost broke their heads.
I remembered that Master said that the education level of the beggar gang is generally not high, and I must have seen the god-like logical thinking of the disciples of the beggar gang with my own eyes.
Changgui was a little embarrassed and said in my ear: I thought that there was great power in numbers.
I took a sip of my wine and nodded.
Changgui said again: Now I find that there are many people who are quite mischievous.
"Poof"
The wine sprayed Satsuki mercilessly.
I looked at Xiaoyue innocently, pointed at Changgui and said: It's all to blame on this guy.
In the second half of the night, we sat quietly on the roof of the house blowing the cold wind, looking at the starless night sky, and smelling of wine.
I blamed Changgui: You didn't dare to go back to the house because of the smell of alcohol, and you asked my brother and me to accompany you in the cold wind late at night.
Changgui said: Look at this starry sky, how beautiful.