Chapter 6: The Dung Swim Show
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Chasing, chasing......
The masters under King Fu chased for a long time, but in vain, Long Xiaoyao was not far in front of them, but no matter how hard they chased, they just couldn't catch up, but were hit by the bricks and tiles that Long Xiaoyao threw from time to time, one by one they were unkempt, with a blue nose and swollen face, old and miserable, and they looked so embarrassed.
"A group of wine bags and rice bags, are you all turtles, can you climb faster? Ah?! You look at your turtle kings one by one, eat big shoulders and round waists, and you are tired of becoming pugs after just a few steps, what use do you want? Let you live, it is a waste of food, waste the blood and sweat of the villagers, it is really a great crime, do not kill you, etc., how can this young master deal with the people?" Long Xiaoyao got angry, didn't run away, and a dodge appeared behind those guys, and directly snatched the big knife in the hand of a bastard, and then unceremoniously, the knife was split.
It was too fast and too sudden.
Those guys didn't react at all, and each of them was split by Long Xiaoyao with several deep and long big cuts on their backs, and blood sprayed wildly.
It hurts, it hurts!
Gas, heart and lungs want to explode!
Those guys were so angry that they were about to spontaneously combust, without hesitation, they gritted their teeth and scolded angrily, and they blatantly killed Long Yao.
That's very stupid.
Just kidding, Long Yaoyao's cultivation is too high for them, and any finger can easily crush them, hit him, isn't that itchy skin, what is it?
Long Xiaoyao was not in the mood to play with them, so he slashed with a knife.
Who can dodge this?
As a result, in the blink of an eye, several new blood-spurting gaps were added to those guys.
Terrible!
That's amazing!
At this point, those guys have completely understood, Long Xiaoyao is stronger than them, much stronger, they can't beat him at all, if it weren't for his mercy, they are afraid that they will have been broken and died on the spot.
Hard stubble, too hard!
I can't afford to provoke it, I really can't afford to provoke it!
Today is planted, and it will not be good to be entangled again, without further ado, let's run away from the damn quickly, otherwise today next year will be our sacrifice day!
It's better to die than to live, those bastards haven't lived enough, far from it, they don't want to go to hell just yet, they don't want to do it at all, so as soon as they react, they all agree, when even if they are out of the strength to eat, the girl will run into the distance, scattering and fleeing, they think that it will be more likely to run away separately.
didn't say it, Li'er is such a reason.
However, they have lost their conscience, they have done too much evil on weekdays, and their image in the sea of dragon knowledge is a dark mess, how can the jealous and hateful Long Xiaoyao let them go?
Today they are dead, and they have no physiology.
Long Xiaoyao didn't want them to live longer, but he didn't take their lives on the spot, because there were so many people on the street, and he didn't want people to see him bite.
Also, it's too cheap to slaughter them now.
Just kidding, he's a man of his word, and he keeps his word, since he said before that he would find a place with for them to eat and drink enough to have a good meal, and now that the public toilets haven't been found, how can he end up with their dogs' lives?
No, absolutely not.
"Want to escape, hmph, you are delusional!" said Long Xiaoyao, reaching out to grab them, and in the blink of an eye, he sucked them all back and smashed them in front of him.
Worst!
It's miserable!
Those guys were frightened, their hearts were broken, the cold hairs on their bodies stood up, and their bodies trembled like chaff, and they immediately wanted to kneel and kowtow to beg for forgiveness.
However, before they could put their ideas into action, Long Xiaoyao pointed his knife at them, and said in a cold tone: "If you know each other, you will obediently run towards the place where there is dung, otherwise, you will die!"
Running towards a place with a lot of?
Hairy?
Could it be that this king really wants to let Lao Tzu eat poop?
Ahh......h
These guys were all confused, stammering, and stupid on the spot.
Seeing this, Long Xiaoyao suddenly waved the big knife in his hand, and said angrily: "What, are you tired of being crooked?" Okay, in this case, then the young master will fulfill you and die!"
"Don't!"
"Wait!"
The guys were so frightened that they shouted almost at the same time.
Long Xiaoyao didn't accept the big knife, he stopped in mid-air, ready to cut it down at any time: "What other shit to release?"
"I ...... I'd like to confirm. A man with a sparse top trembled and said, "You...... You say, let's run where there's a lot of?"
"Yes. ”
"For ...... Why?"
"Young Master Ben is true to his word, of course, he wants to fulfill your wishes. ”
"Fulfill our wishes, fulfill our desires? I-"
"Less nonsense! Run or not run, don't run, die!"
"Run! I'll run, run immediately!" The man didn't want to die, he hurriedly got up, without hesitation, and ran directly into the distance, just eating a few mouthfuls of feces, what is there?
Damn, run.
Seeing that the man had run out, the other families glanced at each other, then gritted their teeth, and they all got up, scrambling to be the first, and ran into the distance.
What else could it be?
Fighting, they can't beat Long Xiaoyao at all, and dead, they haven't lived enough, far from it.
There's no way to do it, humiliation or something, you can only admit it.
"A group of bastards, it's too cowardly, it's really not a master!" Long Xiaoyao despised the bastards in front of him, but he didn't bother to talk nonsense with them, anyway, they did a lot of evil, and their crimes were not punishable, since they wanted to eat stool, it would be as they wished.
Following those bastards, it didn't take long for Long Xiaoyao to smell a strong and pungent smell, and his stomach was tumbling upside down, so he was not uncomfortable.
What's the situation?
Long Xiaoyao wanted to know what was going on, but before he could ask, the bastards stopped running, covered their mouths and noses with their hands, and bent down to stand in front.
Hairy?
took a few steps forward and looked up, Long Yao couldn't help but "vomit", almost vomited, and tears came down.
And no wonder.
Not far in front of me was a huge pool made of stones, full of feces and urine, with countless flies and maggots...... It's not disgusting!
"Yes, you have a lot of vision, and the burial place you chose for yourself is really extraordinary!" Long Xiaoyao didn't bother to ask why there was such a huge dung pond here, reached out and sucked those bastards in front of him, unceremoniously, bit each of them, swallowed their martial spirits, and then sealed part of their acupoints, and swept them all into the dung tank with a wave of his hand.
It's wonderful.
Those guys smashed directly into the feces and urine, and then desperately drilled out, dog planing, breaststroke, butterfly swimming...... Of course, landlubbers have no choice but to snorkel.
As a result, they tried their best to get out of the dung tank, because the dragon looked at them freely, but as soon as they approached the shore, he did not talk nonsense, and immediately made a slap and blew them back into the depths of the dung tank.
Eventually, they were fed and drunk, and either floated or sank and burped......