Chapter Eighty-Five: Read Mr. Lu's best-selling book

Susu asked me what I liked.

I said: money.

Susu said: Except for money.

I said: Beauty.

Su Su was stunned.

I asked: So what do you like?

Su Su said: I like you.

I think this is the reason why Su Su was able to go on a blind date and Mr. Lu never got a girl.

As far as I know, Mr. Lu has never liked a particular girl through and through, he likes all the good-looking girls in the world. As a result, he has liked countless girls in his life, but none of them have anything to do with him. If he can have a clear goal and focus on pursuing a girl, after some stalking, he will definitely be able to hold the beauty, but Mr. Lu has never done this, which has made me mistakenly think that Mr. Lu is quite strict and picky in finding his other half. When I bought a new book from a bookseller, I was surprised to find that he had a relationship with a widow in the next village, because the title of the book was "The Temptation of a Widow".

I read the book with a concern for my husband's current situation, and at the end of the reading, I went to find the bookseller again.

The bookseller said that the book was actually divided into two volumes, but the second volume was generally better than the first volume.

I asked why.

The bookseller said: This first volume is more reserved, and the second volume is more intense and in-depth.

The one I bought was the first volume, and the second volume was out of stock.

It seems that the gentleman has never made a move because he has been waiting for someone else to make a move. I don't think Mr. Lu can be called Mr. anymore, as it is written in the book that the widow in the next village calls him Lu Lang.

Once a lang, a wolf for life.

I recall how the right choice it was for my husband to resolutely return to his hometown, resign from his position, and stop teaching and educating people. Otherwise, most of the children who have been nurtured by Mr. over the years are also wolves.

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Since being with Su Su, the business of chasing wind has suddenly become so good that I don't know how many books have been written just to record customer information. I only care about buying and selling every day, and the money goes into my own pocket for a while, and then hands it to others, but I still have a surplus. Compared to the past, when I only went in and out, I now wake up laughing in the middle of the night.

Fugui explained that this phenomenon was because of Su Suwang's wife.

I think it makes sense.

Su Su often consulted Fugui about my preferences. It is conceivable that this act itself was a mistake, which caused me to be confused by Su Su from time to time in the following days.

For example, he would put a dozen popular novels in the latrine for me to wipe my buttocks, and the paper was all fine rice paper, so I would secretly replace them with a dozen of my own pirated books, so that I could go to the toilet with peace of mind, and he would collect Mr. Nie's old paintings everywhere, and he gave me a pillow full of pearls, and I slept all night, and almost never woke up again.

I took Su Su's hand and said earnestly: What's the problem, Su Su, are you okay to ask me directly?

Su Su said: You are busy on weekdays, and I ask Fugui the same.

I said, "He's still too young."

Su Su said: What, don't you like the gift I gave you?

I said, "Well, of course you like it."

Su Su said: Then I'll give you another new gadget tomorrow.

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I led Su Su back to the house, Erniang has been smiling from beginning to end, talking about her dress is even more amazing, silk and satin, jade and jade embellishment, eyebrows and eyes rouge thick, compared to the rich and noble mother.

The noble ladies of Chang'an all wear money and jewelry, and the men all hold the jeweled ladies by their side, and the richer they are, the richer they are, the richer the men in their family.

Mr. Nie once said: Men are bronze, women are vases. You can't use bronze to arrange flowers, and you can't use vases to hold wine. If you have to do that, then you're different. But there's nothing wrong with being different, hahahahaha, you see we Fauvism are very different, and being alternative means that new art forms can be created. Not everyone can be different, because not everyone is suitable for art.

Unlike Mr. Lu, Mr. Nie has focused only on art all his life. Mr. Lu is engaged in literature and women at the same time, and I don't know whether he is engaged in literature for women, or women for literary creation, and now it seems that the two complement each other.

At the dinner table, Erniang was busy getting to know Su Su, and she didn't care about eating a few bites. I mastered Su Su's basic information in one meal, and sure enough, the ginger was still old and spicy.

I whispered to Su Su: Actually, my second mother is simple and virtuous on weekdays.

Susu said: I understand.

I questioned whether he understood it or not, after all, I didn't figure it out myself.

Erniang said: This child is very good, handsome, well-off, polite and courteous.

I said, "How can he be as good as you boast about?"

Su Su put a piece of braised pork to my mouth and said, "I think what my aunt said is very pertinent."

I ate the braised pork and squeezed his hand.

I said, "Tsk, it's thick-skinned."

Erniang said: Hahaha, it's not thick, it's not thick, but I think Xiaosu is very cute.

Su Su said: Did you hear it, your mother said that I was very cute.

I picked up a spoon of white rice and stuffed it into his mouth, urging him to eat more and talk less.

Originally, Erniang was quite satisfied with Su Su, and after opening the meeting gift given to her by Su Su, she was even more satisfied, which was a complete set of jewelry made of pure gold. In the days that followed, the words that Erniang said the most in my ears were: how good Xiao Su is, how cute and how good.

And then it became-

I stewed ginseng and chicken soup for my mother today, and took Xiao Su home for dinner in the evening.

I bought Xiao Su's favorite beef for my mother today, and took Xiao Su home for dinner in the evening.

Wei Niang bought a pig from the Wang butcher's house today, and took Xiao Su home for dinner in the evening.

Gradually, Susu became my dinner buddy. In my opinion, Erniang's good way to treat a person is to cook for him, keep cooking for him, and Su Su, who eats, privately stuffs me with a lot of food expenses.

The more Erniang said that he was good, the more I felt that he was not good, which was about a kind of rebellious psychology.

So I bullied him a lot.

Then Fugui came to me and asked: Did Brother Su Su make a mistake?

I said, "No."

Fugui said: Oh, then why has Master been bullying him recently?

I was surprised: when did I bully him?

Fugui said: The disciples have seen it, you secretly added half a jar of salt to Brother Susu's soup the day before yesterday, and asked him if it tasted good.

I said, "Hah, he said it tasted good."

Fugui said: You didn't see that his face was green when he drank it. Also, Master sneaked away to play yesterday and didn't tell us, so Brother Su Su waited for you in the store for a day.

I said: One big brother Susu, who are you apprentices?

Fugui said: This is to help the family, not to help the relatives, and to seek truth from facts.

I said, "Then I've really taken on a good apprentice."

Fugui said: Master, Brother Su Su is so good to you, don't bully him anymore.

I covered my ears and pretended not to hear.

Fugui said: Hmph, be careful to bully Brother Susu and run away.

I admit it: I know it, I know, I don't want to bully him for the sake of the teacher.

The success of my blind date with Susu was quickly gossiped about by my second mother, who attributed it to the notice she posted in the public toilet. The uncles who took care of the latrine had a flash of inspiration and saw a business opportunity from it, and now if they want to paste small advertisements or blind date notices on the wall, they have to pay the corresponding fees. The latest price is that you need to pay 3 cents for the first day, and you can enjoy a 95% discount on the monthly subscription.

However, the old men had not earned a few days before the silver latrines were collectively purchased by the imperial court, and the price also rose from the original three cents to five cents.

Although the price rose for a time, the enthusiasm of the masses did not diminish in the slightest, and even increased, after all, the credibility of the imperial court was more guaranteed. And the story of me and Su Su was made up and added to the propaganda and posted in a corner of the wall for free, and the single young people all rekindled hope for love after reading it.

This is all due to the word of mouth of those women in Chang'an City.

Every time I go to the toilet, I can see the marriage notices on the wall, and I feel puzzled, the single men and women in Chang'an City seem to have sprung up, solving batch after batch. For a while, I alleviated the problem of late marriage and late childbearing because of my habit of touching handsome men, and now I am doing my best to solve problems for the court. As a person from the rivers and lakes, I am obviously useless to the rivers and lakes, but I have helped the court do a lot of good deeds.

Sure enough, at the end of the year, the imperial court sent me another pennant, and I didn't want to say much about what was written on it. I don't want these pennants that can't be hung at all, I want money, but the court can give everything, but it can't give money.

Everyone has money, but the court lacks money. I think there must be a complementary relationship between the people and the court, one side is rich and the other side is poor, but this does not affect the image of a country, which is still prosperous in the eyes of others.

Facts have proved that our country is very good at creating this kind of illusion that the country is rich and the people are strong, but fortunately, all countries are kept in the dark.

So, Taiping Chang'an.