I told Fugui that the reason why Master Fugui relented and agreed to teach him the knowledge of sycophants was not because he paid a lot of money, but mainly because he was moved by his perseverance in seeking knowledge. After listening to my heartfelt words, the seven-foot man was crying pear blossoms with rain. I want to walk the rivers and lakes for 19 years, only this disciple makes me unable to do it, rich and noble like a little white rabbit who does not understand the world, and I am like a big bad wolf in sheep's clothing, how can a wolf because the little white rabbit is pitiful and does not eat meat and eats grass with it.

The moonlit night was hazy and the wind was cold.

In this kind of weather, choosing to masturbate is obviously not in the mood at all, and there is no second person in the entire Chang'an City who can not sleep in the middle of the night and have an appetite to eat in the winter breeze, Master and Fugui are slightly haggard in the dark night, and they are in a dilemma.

Master handed me a string of wings, and continued to work without raising my head.

There were a lot of empty bamboo sticks lying at my feet, one or two hundred, but there were only a few under their feet, and every now and then I wondered if I had a snake in my stomach, otherwise why I could eat it like this.

In the blink of an eye, I wiped out only the bones in a pair of wings, and I reached out and continued to ask for the skewers. Master is busy baking, I am busy eating, and Fugui is watching me eat intently.

I asked Fugui why he didn't eat it.

Fugui said: Watching the master eat, the disciple felt so full in his belly.

I said: Something got into my stomach, how can you be full?

Fugui said: My father often said that it is a blessing to be able to eat, but unfortunately although my family is rich, it does not have the stomach of the master, even if the table is full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, I can't eat it.

I said, "Then we are the opposite, I am blessed but lack money."

Fugui said: It's okay, the master wants to eat whatever apprentice buys for you.

Hearing this, I secretly glanced at the master who was working hard to grill skewers.

Master said, "Disciple Sun, buy a table full of Han people for your master."

I was overjoyed, nibbling on the oily mutton skewers and said to Fugui: Did you hear your ancestor's words, you want a table full of Han!

Fugui asked: Ahem, that master......

I said, "What's the matter, do you regret it?"

Fugui said: No, no, the apprentice wants to confirm that one table is enough?

I shook the hand of the bamboo skewer for a moment, and immediately thought seriously about this serious question. Speaking of which, I have never seen what the Manchu and Han banquets look like, and if the Manchu and Han banquets only have four dishes, "Man", "Han", "Quan", and "Xi", it will not even be enough to stuff the teeth.

Master said, "A table full of Han people and a pig can't be eaten for three days and three nights, is it possible that your master can eat more than a pig?"

It turned out to be so generous! I was so embarrassed to eat in the dark with a flushed face.

Fugui immediately apologized: What the master said was that the master could not have pigs to eat more.

I kicked over Fugui's small bench and grabbed a huge lamb rib against Fugui's chest. Fugui was lying on the ground, his posture was quite enchanting, and Fugui struggled: Master, I was wrong, of course Master can eat more than a pig.

The lamb's ribs fell like sticks.

I said, "Fart, a teacher is a man, can a man be compared to a pig?"

The Master intervened at the right time to stop it: the criminals quickly lay down their weapons and come back and sit down. I just grilled a fish for the teacher, come and eat it~

I looked at the lamb rib in my hand, this thing can also be called a weapon?

Master said that weapons are weapons that can cause a certain degree of damage to people, up to death. But weapons are not just sharp weapons such as swords, no matter how small and inconspicuous things are, as long as they can injure or kill people, they are weapons. You see, the bones of your fish are small, but one or two people in our country are stuck by it every year.

I looked at the grilled fish in my hand, and I couldn't get my mouth shut.

......

That night, I lived up to expectations and ate 420 skewers, of which dozens of them were attributed to Fugui and Master. Everyone once again saw my extraordinary appetite, and I wondered if one day the court was not made an official by knowledge but by the size of the food, then with my strength, I could at least be a general. Then the Holy Lord sent me to lead the troops to fight, every time the two armies confronted, there was no need to use a knife or a gun, and each side sent a strong man to eat the designated food within the specified time, and the fast food was the victory, and the vice versa was defeated. How good is this, fighting only requires sweat and does not need to bleed, and even if it bleeds, it is at most stomach bleeding, which neither destroys the natural environment nor harasses the people. But the saint can't fight the world like this, otherwise a large number of aspiring young people will face unemployment, and if they have nothing to do, they can only nest at home and gnaw at the old, which will only increase the pressure on the elderly.

The next day, I got up and stood in front of the bronze mirror and took a photo, and after a night of smoke, the mutton fat and white jade masks were smoked into topaz. After wiping my face, I put it in front of the bronze mirror and carefully rubbed the jade, this mask is my face, and the white jade is like opening a mouth and a mouthful of yellow teeth, which a person can't bear.

When I came back to my senses, I caught a glimpse of a white shadow faintly reflected in the corner of the bronze mirror, and when I looked back, it was the master standing behind me with a cold face. The master is different, standing behind me for a long time I didn't even notice it, and I didn't know when he slipped in and how long he had been standing.

I said, "Morning, Master."

Master said, "Morning, your second mother and I have already had lunch."

I said, "Hey—it's been this hour."

Putting down the handkerchief, pushing open the window, the cold air rolled up with the fine snow, and the cold air instantly refreshed the mind. The world looked at through the square window is snow-white, clean and pure, intoxicating, just like a beauty in a fox fur coat sleeping quietly in the painting, ice muscle and jade bones, three thousand silver filaments, the snowflakes falling in the air fall on the beauty's fox fur coat like a goddess scattering flowers, it is really the national color and fragrance.

I was stunned when I saw the "beauty", opened her mouth, and sneezed three times in a row.

With a creak, the window was mercilessly closed by the master, ah, this window is so ugly.

Immediately afterward, I was picked up by Master and thrown onto the bed. I hugged the futon and put on a fierce expression, my expression should be ugly, because the master was visibly frowning.

I shouted, "Master, what are you doing!"

Master said, "If you are running barefoot in thin clothes and barefoot, do you think that your body is too healthy?"

Stretching out his feet and putting them in front of him, he saw that his white and tender feet were already frozen purple.

I said, "Then the master can't carry me like a sandbag, how old are the disciples?" And in the book you gave me, it was said that girls should be hugged by princesses, just like this.

As he spoke, he also made a gesture and gestured twice.

Master said: As a teacher, I still think it is more convenient to carry it.

I said, "Oh, that's different, being carried by the master always feels like a lifeless thing." The book says that the princess hug was the special treatment of the princesses in the palace at the beginning, and only when the princess can't walk can she be carried away, although I can't be a princess in my life, I can enjoy the princess hug after all. However, this book doesn't say how to deal with the prince if he can't walk, only the princess hugs and no prince hugs, so I guess the princes have to climb.

The master was silent for a while before he said, "This is the book that the master bought for you?"

I said, "Yes."

The master said, "Take this book to wipe your butt in the future, and buy a few more copies for the teacher."

I said, "What about the princess?"

Master opened his arms and said, "Come~."

......

was carried around like a sack for more than ten years, and for the first time in his life, he enjoyed the treatment of a princess. This is so powerful that it makes your heart beat faster and your breath strain. Master's arm strength is very strong, I don't feel the slightest feeling of difficulty in holding the heavy one, my favorite is the smell of his body, I think, if one day Master and I are separated or can't find each other for some messy reason, as long as I keep this smell firmly in mind, I will definitely be able to find him in the vast sea of people.

Later, I told Fugui about it, and Fugui said that he also wanted to try the power of the princess's hug.

I said: According to the division between men and women, you can only be a prince, so you can only climb.

Fugui rolled around, shouting: No, no, no, people want to hug ~

I said, "Who is holding you?"

Fugui said: Master hug.

I said, "I don't hug it, I can't hold it, my waist is not good."

Fugui said: Hmph, that ancestor hug~

I peeked at Master, his face was frosty, and he was slightly stunned.

Master said, "If there is a princess like you in our country, I will definitely emigrate."

Fugui rushed directly into the master's arms, the master flashed slightly, Fugui directly fell and ate, and then got up aggrieved.

I said: Hahahahaha, sure enough, self-reliance is more suitable for the prince.

Fugui said: Hmph, you all bully me.

......

Today, the young man named Su Shen came alone again, and when I saw him, I remembered that the priceless news had not yet been sold. He sat by the window, staring out the window, drinking alone.

I leaned on the counter and looked at him, looking left and right, up and down. Just the back makes people retreat, what a cold teenager. Cold is really cold, and cool is really cool.

Su Yan asked: Boss has seen enough?

I coughed lightly and looked left and right in a panic.

Su Shen said: Wulin has not made waves, it seems that the boss has not made money.

I said: How can money be so easy to make, you think this kind of news is bound to be sold to people who have the ability to do big things, those peddlers and pawns, what can you do if you buy small shrimp in the rivers and lakes.

Su Shen said: Well, that's right.

I took a jug of wine and sat down across from him, looking at him with my head propped up.

I said, "You're so strange—

Ember asked: Oh, what's so strange?

I stretched out and leaned in front of him and whispered: You have killed the alliance leader, why don't you simply become the alliance leader yourself.

Su Yan chuckled.

I said, "What are you laughing at, how good it is to be the leader of the alliance, everyone wants to be the leader of the alliance." Being the leader of the alliance is like being an emperor, you can do whatever you want, you can live wherever you want, and you can have what kind of beauty you want.

Su Shen said: Oh, it turns out that the alliance leader can do so many things.

I retracted and sat straight in my chair.

I said: You're not from Chang'an, are you?

Su Shen said: Well, I'm from Akagi.

I said, "Oh, that's the place where I killed the leader."

Su Shen said: Well, he is also from Akagi.

I said, "Ah, the alliance leader and you are fellow countrymen."

Su Shen said: I grew up with him since childhood.

I exclaimed: You killed Fa Xiao?

Su Shen said: Yes.

I asked: Ah~ Is it for women?

Su Yan's eyelashes trembled slightly.