Chapter 193: Dumbfounded conditions
"Your Majesty's birthday, I will carry the pot that you don't want to carry! I will do what you don't want to do......"
"I will do what you women can do, and if you can't do it, I will do it even more!"
"Gunpowder, fireworks, grenades?
"If you say I'm selfish, then I'll be selfish to show you!"
"If you don't agree to my conditions, everything will be cut off! I, Lin Zifan, will resign and return to the field!"
Lin Zifan's expression was cold, with arrogance on his face, at this moment, he didn't have the previous appearance of stealing and playing, or a little funny, but really showed the demeanor that a man should have!
Selfish? Lin Zifan admits that he has never been selfish since he crossed over?
Tampons, saltpeter ice, gunpowder, which one is not enough to cause a sensation in the feminist world, and which one cannot bring unparalleled benefits to oneself?
But what did you say? Directly 'dedicated to the country', that is, promoted to a certain official! And this official position, if it is placed on a woman, even if it is not a national prince now, it is especially a first-class boss, and he is a third-grade man, and this is still the result of our empress's strength!
Say I'm selfish? I'll show you selfishly, what can you do if you don't do it? It's a big deal to kill me!
These words and Lin Zifan's thoughts are normal and reasonable in the modern world, but in the feminist world, they are like deviant existence, which makes many civil officials, especially old scholars, feel incredible and unacceptable......
However, what Lin Zifan said was a pearl of words, and there was no room for them to refute, even if they were extremely unhappy in their hearts, there was nothing they could do but blow their noses and stare at them!
"Arrogance!" In the end, everyone in the Ministry of Rites still couldn't bear this breath, and said in a muffled voice: "We women can have children, can you?"
Lin Zifan: "......"
Mom, don't you be honest, why are you talking so tricky now? I really can't ......
"Without men, what can a woman do to have children?"
That's right, I can't have children, but no man, a woman lays an egg?
Lin Zifan smiled, this question, in modern times, has been asked thousands of times, even the mother and girlfriend fell into the water at the same time who to save first, girlfriend and mother swap souls, such as with one of them XX to let them exchange back, choose who X with the problem of this has been experienced, why are you afraid of this?
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, everyone in the Ministry of Rites was stunned, yes, there is no man, what can you do to have a child?
Haven't you seen that it is difficult to find a man in the people now? Half of the women are so desperate that they can't find a man, so they can only go to the Qinglou to linger, hoping to conceive a child......
It's really hard to say who is more important to men and women when it comes to having children......
Seeing Lin Zifan competing with everyone in the Ministry of Rites, the empress sighed faintly, and was about to speak, but the national teacher, Cao Chengxiang and others jumped out......
"Don't hurt your peace, Lord Lin is the hero of my Tang Dynasty, and he is also a quasi-prince, and His Majesty is a family, everyone in the Ministry of Rites, why do you have to do this?"
"Lord Lin, don't be like them. Li Shangshu pulled Lin Zifan aside: "These guys are pedantic, they know a fart?"
"This firework, let's really do it...... Even if it's not for the Tang Dynasty, you have to do it for Your Majesty, aren't you? You're going to get married in the future......"
Over there, Prime Minister Cao Cheng was also comforting everyone in the Ministry of Rites......
At this time, the benefits of having more people come out, quarrels, common things, as long as everyone persuades both sides, it's good?
However, Lin Zifan had a black face the whole time, and he didn't even give face to his godsister Li Shangshu, and said coldly: "If you don't agree to my conditions, you don't have to talk about it!"
"You!"
When everyone in the Ministry of Rites heard this, they were angry, and they wanted to roll up their sleeves and beat people, but they were stopped by other officials......
If this is really beaten, it will be done? A group of court officials beat up a weak man, and this man is still a quasi-prince? Isn't this a special mess?
"Shut up!"
The empress finally couldn't help it, and said with a dark face: "Logistics Officer Lin, tell me about your conditions!"
"Your Majesty, no, this wind can't be long......" The waiter of the Ministry of Rites was about to say something more, but the empress's eyes suddenly appeared, and the terrifying momentum swept over, making her instantly fall into an ice cellar, her lips trembled, and she couldn't say a word anymore......
"Say, as long as I can agree, I won't refuse!" The empress looked at Lin Zifan, but she didn't look angry at all, but with a hint of ...... Encourage?
This scene was seen by the national teacher and others, and they were all a little dumbfounded.
His Majesty still encourages His Majesty to make conditions?
They didn't know that the empress had been troublesome and dependent on Lin Zifan recently, which made her feel very unhappy and felt that she owed Lin Zifan too much.
It's a pity, what is the reward? I was promoted? I just got promoted to a third-grade officer, and it doesn't make much sense to be promoted to a first-grade rank again, and it seems that Lin Zifan's current income is not lacking!
This is the problem faced by the empress!
But what Lin Zifan wanted, such as getting married as soon as possible or something, she resisted from the bottom of her heart...... Therefore, Lin Zifan was finally ready to put forward conditions, so that the guilt and indebtedness in his heart were less, how could the empress not be happy and encouraged?
The premise is ...... Don't ask for a marriage as soon as possible......
"Your Majesty, the condition of the minister is ......"
Lin Zifan glanced at everyone, and then said loudly: "From now on, the industries that the minister cooperates with Datang, such as fireworks, etc., but if there is income, the minister ...... Not a penny, but eighty percent of the income is owned by the state treasury, and the other two percent is your majesty's private property!"
The civil and military officials listened to it, and suddenly were stunned: "???"
That's what you want? Did I hear you right?
Empress: "???"
Mom sells batches! It's so angry!
Even the empress, who is extremely well-cultivated, almost burst into foul language!
I asked you to make up for the guilt in my heart and the debt I thought I owed, not to let myself owe you more, right?
The empress was dumbfounded and looked very cute......
So, what should I do now?
The national teacher, Prime Minister Cao Cheng, Li Shangshu, and hundreds of civil and military officials were all stunned......
They have all seen it, and they have even seen many excessive conditions, but such conditions are really unheard of.
What do you say you're drawing?
It's so bad, you turn your face with everyone in the Ministry of Rites, and even almost fight, just for this?
Seeing everyone's stunned expressions, Lin Zifan shook his head and smiled: "I hope Your Majesty is gracious!"
In his opinion, money, official position, prestige, what are these things?
What he wants is to join hands with the empress for the rest of his life, give birth to a few fat dolls, and grow old!
What he wants is to dominate the feminist world, let himself and the empress stand on the top of the world, overlooking thousands of miles of mountains and rivers!
However, he hopes that his daughter-in-law can smile every day and not have to worry about anything! But now, what bothers the empress the most is...... Money!
With Lin Zifan's current status and strength, it is very unrealistic to want to solve all the problems for the empress. But just in terms of money, there is no problem!
's own daughter-in-law, even have to sell special birthday gifts, in exchange for money to replenish the treasury, who is not distressed?
Although she is the future daughter-in-law, this does not prevent Lin Zifan from doing something for the empress!
Send money directly, the empress will definitely not ask for it, so simply, it will be more troublesome today, so that the empress can't refuse......
Therefore, the people of the Ministry of Rites are just lying on their guns......