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"****!" Shi Fan was held back with the urge to hit the wall, and nodded his voice fiercely, wanting to reason with Tang Seng.

"What's wrong with Brother Fan?" seemed to sense his restlessness, and Bing Ruolian murmured in his arms.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Shi Fan patted her pretty buttocks gently, "I just watched the news on the Internet, and you went back to sleep." ”

"Well, you should go to bed early, too!" Ao Bilian was in his arms, her small mouth snuggled up to his chest, and she closed her eyes beautifully again.

"What's the donor? There is a woman next to you? Hey, you are so happy, how can you be as lonely as me, seeing a beautiful woman who likes it, but she still has to pretend to be deep, hey, this monk is not good!"

Listening to the voice coming out of the mobile phone, Shi Fan had an urge to spray Tang Seng with a mouthful of old blood, this girl is too cunning and sophisticated, no wonder people can let Wukong Bajie go around the group, and can make the heavenly soldiers and generals tired, this scheming can be compared to ordinary people, Sister Guanyin is simply a pure chick in front of him.

Shi Fan turned off the voice, patiently patted Bing Ruolian's snow body, and waited until she was completely asleep before she said fiercely, "Tang Seng, to tell you the truth, I am an ordinary immortal ......"

"Ordinary Immortal, who is Ordinary Immortal?" Tang Sanzang looked at the sky suspiciously, because Shi Fan didn't open the voice, he couldn't hear who it was at all.

"Do you remember seeing you and Zhu'er in Chang'an? That man is me. Shi Fan knocked again fiercely.

"Oh, it's you. Tang Seng laughed, "It's an old acquaintance, but I don't know what Shangxian is doing when he doesn't sleep in the middle of the night?"

"Master Sanzang, I can follow you, I heard what you just said, if the Immortal tells your words to the Bodhisattva, do you know the consequences?"

"What do you mean by that immortal?" To Shi Fan's surprise, Tang Seng didn't have the slightest intention of panicking.

"I'm not here for anything else, but I want you to have 50,000 merits. "Shi Fan said proudly, Xin Laozi can be regarded as grabbing your pigtails, obediently take merit, how about the original Yue Lao?

It's just that he didn't expect that Tang Sanzang laughed, "Ordinary, Amitabha Buddha Immortal, you have caught the handle of the poor monk, don't you know that the poor monk also grabbed your pigtail?"

Shi Fan was stunned for a moment, "Can I have a pigtail for you to catch?"

"Amitabha!" Tang Seng was even more proud, "Why not?" You are a dignified immortal, you don't sleep in the middle of the night to play with women, I can tell you, there are three prohibitions and nine precepts in heaven, you have violated the rules of heaven by playing with women, don't you know it......? Hehe, that's a great sin. ”

"......" Shi Fan almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, this girl is too philistine, the monkey was played by him, and it was not unreasonable to be grateful to Dade for being chased away.

"Tang Seng!" Shi Fan patted his chest and said again, "You may have overlooked, I am an immortal, and the Jade Emperor has a wife, so I can't have a woman?"

"Hmph, who are you fooling? Tang Seng was even more disdainful, "What the poor monk saw with his own eyes that day, you are just a young man, even if you have mana, it is also a meager mana, what kind of immortal, you are a little trick, fooling the little hairy child, fooling the poor monk, hum, it's still far away." ”

"You ......" Tang Seng was not in front of him, otherwise Shi Fan would have to bite him twice, he said calmly: "Tang Seng, don't you know that immortals are good at changing?"

"Okay, you don't fool me, what changes do you have to be seen through by the poor monk, do you think I'm a three-year-old child, so easy to fool? I'm a Tang monk, I don't have any wisdom to get the Bodhisattva to appoint a person to learn scriptures, give a brocade robe, a nine-ring tin staff? Don't show off this little trick in front of me. ”

"But how can I transmit sound to you?"

"Fart's thousands of miles of sound!" Tang Seng was full of disdain, "You don't need immortals, even advanced martial artists can transmit sounds, I guess you are just hiding in a grass pit, using some tricks to confuse the poor monks, how can the poor monks fall for you, if you are so easily fooled, what am I going to do in the west?" So, don't report me, I won't report you, it's not good for anyone, besides, you are ashamed of the little words behind the back of the immortals, the poor monks treat you as a friend from the heart, I believe you will never do this, are you an ordinary immortal? ”

"......" Shi Fan was speechless, and he would become a villain again, damn, Shi Fan understands, this Tang Seng is too shrewd, Yue Lao is a scum compared to him.

If you can't coerce us, let's come to Yangmou, Shi Fan deliberately spent a hundred merits to open the video to locate Tang Seng, observed the surrounding environment, and knocked on a line of words, "Tang Seng, let me ask you something, this black light is blind, there are ghosts everywhere, are you afraid." ”

As soon as he was beaten, Tang Seng suddenly shuddered, but he said boldly: "What if you are afraid, didn't the poor monk also come here from the Tang Dynasty?"

"Well, you've made it here, and I guessed right that you have two of your followers who have been eaten by tigers. ”

"Ah, you know all that?"

"It's all with you, I'm an immortal, how can I not know, if you're afraid, this immortal can show you a clear way." ”

"Shangxian, what a bright road, come quickly, I am not afraid of this demon and monster, but this person is in a hurry, it is really scary, I am afraid of myself, it is easy to scare people to death." ”

Shi Fan was very satisfied with Tang Seng's performance, "Tang Seng, it's not impossible for you to be instructed by the Immortals, you know what to do!"

"You want merit?"

"Clever!"

"But Shangxian, I'm with you, I have no merit. ”

"Regardless of whether you have merit or not, as long as I instruct you, you have to give me merit according to the method last time, as for whether the immortal will receive you or not, don't care, otherwise you will wait to be scared to death, I don't believe that you can still save you if you are scared to death. ”

Tang Seng rolled his eyes, although he didn't see the merit transferred to Shi Fan last time, but he had already guessed that he might indeed have a secret on himself, otherwise why did this ordinary old man care about his merits? If he didn't receive it last time, he shouldn't ask for it again this time, since he didn't know that he had already received merit last time?

"Is there really merit on the poor monk?" Tang Seng was stunned, he was already vaguely aware of something, and said to the head of the monk: "Amitabha, there is really no merit on the poor monk of ordinary old friends, but if you really want to, the poor monk can also pass on merit to you as last time, but the premise is that you must first instruct the poor monk, it is best to find a disciple with high mana for the poor monk to protect the poor monk to the west, otherwise the poor monk will never pass on any merit to you." ”