Chapter 41: Loud burping
Shen Chai glanced at Tang Shishi with the eyes of the white-eyed wolf, and then obediently went to the vegetable garden to pick tomatoes.
As soon as Shen Chai left the door with his front feet, Tang Shishi decisively gave up the image of a lady, and instantly turned into a homeless woman who hadn't eaten for half a year, and pounced on the plate of silk-drawn apples.
"Well, the ancestor of the Tang family, just lick the plate three times!" Tang Shishi finally let go of the shiny white porcelain plate in her hand, and touched her bulging little belly with a satisfied face, like a kitten who successfully stole the owner's food.
At this time, Shen Chai snorted and carried a tomato into the door, and when he passed the table, he glanced at the plate that was supposed to be full of food, but at the moment it was empty, and this plate was cleaner than the one he had washed.
"Nani!" Shen Chai looked at the plate in amazement, and then looked at Tang Shishi incredulously, "That ......" He pointed to the plate cowardly, and asked tentatively, "What about the plucked apples?"
At this time, Tang Shishi had already changed into a quiet and elegant image of a young lady, and said casually: "What's the matter? Miss Ben licked it, uh, it's not clean!"
"It's not a problem," Shen Chai said with a puzzled expression, "It's just the things inside?"
"It's so unpalatable! Someone blushed and muttered quietly.
"How is that possible!" Shen Chai's face was full of disbelief, it was the apple that he had been practicing hard for five years!"I'll go to the trash can and take a look." ”
With that, Shen Chai ran towards the trash can.
"Stop!" Tang Shishi hurriedly roared with her teeth and claws, like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on, "You...... Don't worry about these details, why don't you make tomato scrambled eggs!
Tang Shishi finished speaking angrily, turned her head and entered the bedroom, and just as the door was about to be closed, a loud burp came out.
"......" Shen chases.
In a blink of an eye, the five days were spent in a calm mood, Shen Chai's peaceful cultivation life was occasionally interrupted by Tang Shishi, a little gluttonous cat, and now, Shen Chai basically took care of the dinner and supper of the two of them, just like when he was at home.
Of course, the supper was added by Tang Shishi with a dead face, and she also found a high-sounding reason: Shen Chai's cultivation is very hard, and she needs to eat more to make up for it, but most of the supper is eaten by Tang Shishi herself.
In the past few days, the class that Shen Chai listened to the most seriously was the general education class of Warcraft, and he didn't need to deliberately memorize it, or take notes like most students, the pictures of Warcraft and the corresponding information would be engraved in Shen Chai's mind like a computer storage.
Of course, a lot of this is thanks to the dwarven warrior Karoff, whose funny pronunciation and a series of fascinating Warcraft stories really keep the students coming back for more.
Regarding Karoff's Warcraft general education class, the students said that they would leave the class before they had heard it, and the students' high interest can be seen from a conversation circulating in Class 7:
"Painless people...... Uh, isn't it that Mr. Karov's Warcraft general education class has begun?"
"Sorry, it's over!"
In addition, Ms. Magna's magic theory class is also very popular, but it is obviously not the class itself that attracts the students.
Shen Chai was speechless about this, thinking that if you little perverts learned the true face of Maganna, the expression on that face would be very exciting!
And what hurt Shen Chai the most was the literacy class, those Firo words looked like worms crawling around on the magic book and twisting into a ball, and when he read it, he felt that his tongue was twisted into a high-speed spinning wheel, and if he was not careful, he would flash it.
The most unfortunate thing is that the teacher who teaches Philo's text turned out to be the homeroom teacher Maganna, which made Shen Chai, who wanted to be lazy, have to chase ducks to the shelves, he can only use his fingers to read the memory one by one with those distorted letters, and on the surface he has to greet McGanna with a smile and pretend to enjoy it very much.
After these literacy classes, Shen Chai's acting skills are about to reach the point of perfection!
And the literacy class makes Tang Shishi who was born in the family also very painful, Tang Shishi has received a good Philip cultural education since she was a child, and even the villain books she read when she was a child are written by Philo characters, and then learning Philo characters at this moment is like a mathematician doing addition and subtraction within ten, she always shows a look of disdain and lovelessness when she is not careful.
But the most helpless thing is not Shen Chai and Tang Shishi, but the Megana every time I hear Shen Chai read Philo's words.
"Shen Chase!" Maganna's silver teeth creaked, she forced the anger in her chest, trying not to make her voice and facial expressions look too hideous, "May I ask if your head is full of! I can't pronounce a letter after teaching it a dozen times, you are the tease invited by Aqi." ”
Akina is a transliteration of the Firo script, meaning clown or retarded.
If in the past, any teacher in the school dared to say this about Shen Chai, then Shen Chai promised that he would be furious but speechless, and when he went to the toilet, he would suddenly receive surprises such as earth red and sky monkeys.
But in the face of Megana, Shen Chai was really like a mouse seeing a cat, every time he saw Megana get angry, he quickly subconsciously tightened his crotch, no way, the scene of her pinching and exploding two fireballs in the office really made Shen Chai Dan hurt.
In the end, Maganna still found a way out of the sea of suffering, that is, let Tang Shishi teach her table mate Shen Chai to learn Philip, and let the two of them torture each other.
The students couldn't help but sigh: worthy of the goddess Maganna, this pot is beautiful!
......
After ten days of silence, the Fire Star Seal Compass finally ushered in a welcome change.
The first Fire Star Seal suddenly shuddered, like a baby's newborn pains, and it struggled to break through the dust cocoon, and suddenly burst into dazzling light with a "boom"!
At this moment, like the rising sun illuminating the silent night sky, the light first came to the world, and all things rejoiced in unison!
When this fiery red talisman slowly lit up in the star seal compass, Shen Chai couldn't help but feel a sense of happiness from the bottom of his heart, after all, this was something he had worked hard to cultivate, this little sense of accomplishment was simply not too cool!
Before Shen Chai could close his mouth with a smile, the second star seal rune of the Dark Star Seal Compass burst out with a dark light again!
A total of two dark star seal runes were already floating around Sombra along their respective tracks, and the entire star seal compass was illuminated in a small circle!
Oh my God! Happiness came so suddenly, climax after wave!
Shen Chai was so excited that he was dizzy, as if he had dried two bottles of Erguotou, and he was careful that a song was playing on a loop in his liver: I want to fly to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun......
The cultivation speed of the Dark Star Seal Compass is more than twice as fast as that of the Fire Star Seal Compass, you must know that the further you cultivate, the more magical elements you need to light up the Star Seal Runes, the more huge the magic elements you need to light up the Star Seal Runes, and there is almost a trend of geometric multiples, and now the magic elements absorbed by Shen Chai to light up the two Dark Star Seal Runes are simply a few specimens of dust in the vast galaxy.
In this way, once the dark star seal compass lights up the third star seal rune, then Shen Chai can release the first magic in his life! Although it is dark magic, as long as he is not caught by those traitor inspectors, who will be nosy?