Chapter 58: The Imperial Court Corrupted to the Bone

The bleak autumn was added to the small reunion of the Changping Palace, and the King of Changping even held a banquet for three days and three days, which made the saint think that his uncle was old and strong, and accepted a few concubines. Xue and I had no official ranks, and we were not relatives of the emperor, so we had to take some snacks from the kitchen and drink to the roof to enjoy. Although they are all people in the rivers and lakes, there are very few comrades like me who love to climb the roof, so it has become a special habit.

I stuffed a piece of mung bean cake into my mouth, and I was in a good mood instantly.

Snow doesn't eat either, only drinks alcohol.

I said, "A few streets east from here is my house, which burned down last year, but my brother promised to build it for me."

Snow said: What about your father?

I said: I don't know, my whereabouts are unknown.

Snow Gollum poured two more sips of spirits.

I asked: Then where is your home, what about my father?

Xue said: I am an orphan and have no home.

I said, "How can we not have a home, the Valley of Despair is our home."

Xue pulled out a wry smile and looked up at the sky, with a sea of stars in his eyes.

The orphans in the Valley of Despair are not alone in Xue, each disciple has a tragic story that no one knows, and if you use these stories to make wine, you will definitely make the most bitter wine in the world. When this bitter wine enters the throat, it becomes a sword, and all those who have tasted it are no longer alive, and their souls are poured into the wine, making it more and more vicious.

The entire Changping palace was filled with the sound of the piano, and the laughter of those guests echoed for a long time in the dark night. The place called the banquet hall made me curious about the occasional movements.

I said, "Those old guys must be crazy now, I saw a lot of dancing girls in the backyard during the day today."

Snow said: You peeked?

I said, "I'm not calling it peeking, it's called learning."

After saying that, I stood up and danced a few movements decently.

Snow said: Don't jump in the future, it's not for you.

I asked: Why doesn't it fit?

Snow said: You are too obscene to jump.

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I pulled the snow from the roof of the kitchen in the backyard to the roof of the banquet hall, and at first the snow was too lazy to move, so I threatened to "dance if you don't move", and I flew faster than me.

We tiptoed on the roof of the banquet hall, found the best position, gently lifted a brick, and watched the warblers and swallows in the hall.

I said, "These officials are really corrupt."

Xue said: You don't have a chance, if you have the opportunity to be an official, you will definitely be more corrupt than them.

I said: You don't understand this, the bigger the official, the more corrupt the official, the bigger the official.

Xue said: So why are you still a grass people?

I said: Isn't this the wrong way, if I hadn't recognized the jade-faced little white dragon as my master, I should be able to sit down and eat grapes instead of peeping on the roof with you.

Snow squinted and looked back and forth at me in the darkness.

I said, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Xue said: I really can't think of you as a woman, even though you are dressed so pink.

I said: pedantic!

I have many kinds of women's cents to Xuekop, including a small jasper, a large peng spreading its wings, a beautiful jade, and a flower. Fat is called plump, thin is called skinny, big eyes are smart, and small eyes are hooked. And I belong to the special beauty derived from special circumstances.

Snow sighed: You are really corrupt.

At this time, the banquet hall switched performances, the fascinating sound of the guqin, and the young woman in the feather coat.

Snow idiot asked: What kind of sound is this?

I replied stupidly: It's like a heavenly sound.

Xue asked stupidly: What kind of beauty is this?

I replied stupidly: It should be a flying immortal outside the sky.

Not only us, but the guests in the banquet hall were all intoxicated, and I couldn't help but think of Mr. Lu, who had read countless women, and he had ever seen such a beautiful woman who did not eat fireworks in the world.

After the banquet, I dragged the unfinished persimmon to chat.

I asked: Who is that woman?

The little persimmon said: Which woman?

I said, "It's the dancing girl in a white dress with peach blossoms on it."

The little persimmon said, "Oh, that."

I nodded excitedly.

The little persimmon said: Hey, no, where did you see her?

I said, "Hey, I'm leaning on the roof and peeking for a moment."

The little persimmon laughed.

I said, "Who is the dancing girl?"

The little persimmon said: That dancing girl is the red-sleeved girl in Chang'an Baihuafang.

I said, "I remember that Baihuafang seems to be ...... Qinglou?

The little persimmon said: That's right.

Baihuafang can be called the first green building in Chang'an, and the people who linger here are high-ranking officials of the imperial court, and there are few chivalrous warriors in the rivers and lakes. First, because officials are generally richer, and this money is effortless to obtain, but the money of the people in the rivers and lakes is all killed in the pile of swords, so they are naturally reluctant to squander it easily. When I was a child, I asked Master: Why don't the knights of the rivers and lakes enter the court as officials, everyone's martial arts are so high, isn't it good to be a general to go into battle to kill the enemy?

Master said that the rivers and lakes have always been incompatible with the imperial court, but the rivers and lakes are more tolerant, and the imperial court is more xenophobic. Therefore, a person can turn to the rivers and lakes when the court can't get along, but he can't turn into the court as an official because he can't stay in the rivers and lakes. I don't think it's really good to be an official, it's hard to be a clean official, and it's hard to be a corrupt official.

The girl named Red Sleeves seems to be a sweet spot in Baihuafang, because everyone wants to get her but can't get her. Red sleeves attend banquets in various high-ranking officials' mansions, no matter weddings and funerals, as long as there are red sleeves, they don't have to worry about inviting guests. The only one in the entire court who has not seen Red Sleeves dancing is the Shengshang, and everyone is worried that if the Holy Saint takes a fancy to the Red Sleeves, it means that everyone will be able to send her.

After the three-day and three-day banquet, the Changping Mansion was finally clean. Little persimmon and her mother stick together all day long, eager to tell each other everything that has happened over the years. The snow was often gone, so I simply went to find an old friend to catch up.

I stood at the gate of the Jiang Mansion and stopped, Changgui this guy really repaired my mansion. I'm afraid I can't repay this huge amount of money and kindness in my life, and I can't pay it off when I think about it, so I just have the cheekiness to owe it for a lifetime, anyway, Changgui is not short of money, and besides, no matter how he squanders it, he will be richer than me after all.

I went to Changgui's house next door to visit, and Changgui rushed out as soon as he heard that I was in a hurry.

Changgui just wanted to give me a big hug, but I was confused by my women's dress.

Changgui asked: Are you Jiangshan?

I said: nonsense, not who I am.

Changgui said: The voice is right, the mask is right, and the appearance is right. What do you mean by this pink skirt?

I said, "Oh, that's a long story."

So Changgui and I explained the beginning of the matter while drinking afternoon tea, and Changgui was dumbfounded.

Changgui said: You have experienced so much, why didn't I find out when I was a child.

I said, "It's not just you, I don't know it myself."

Changgui said: Then we took a bath together when we were young.

I said, "That's out of the way, you've always been my brother in my heart."

Changgui said: Now that I hear you talk about brother, why do you feel so awkward.

I said: Awkward is also a brother, or sister?

Changgui said: That's still a brother.

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Chatting and chatting, we talked about the second master and Xiaoyue. Changgui said that Xiaoyue didn't come to Chang'an these days, but the second master often asked him for a drink.

I asked: Is it good for the second master to be in the palace?

Changgui said: It's good, the second master has good medical skills, and the harem concubines love to look for him if they have any small problems.

I said, "It's not shallow."

Changgui said: Bullshit Yanfu, I heard the second master say that there is a lady named Concubine Xiao who loves to see a doctor for him, and it is a problem every three or five times, all of which are constipation, beriberi and indigestion, which is not a problem.

I said, "Can you still be a concubine like this?"

Changgui said: His father is the general of Zhenguo.

I said, "No wonder."

Changgui said: Today, the second master is afraid that he will be on duty in the palace, and tomorrow I will let my father go to the hospital to deliver a message, and let him come out of the palace to my house to catch up.

I said, "Don't tell him I'm coming, surprise him."

Changgui said: If you are still dressed like this tomorrow, then it will be a surprise or a fright.

I said, "What, I scared you today?"

Changgui nodded honestly.

I said, "Am I not feminine inside and out?"

Changgui took a sip of tea and sprayed me in the face.

Changgui said: Brother, don't bring such a disgusting person.

I said, "Brother, do you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?"

Changgui said: Uncle, I haven't beaten a woman when I'm so old, and now I can't control myself at all.

I said, "Oh my God, you want to beat a woman, I have to educate you for your father."

So Changgui was beaten up by me.

After being educated, Changgui shrank a few times and trembled.

Changgui said: Before you beat me, you may still have that trace of femininity.

I said: Ah~

Changgui said: Sister, you are really more manly than a man now, I think my dignified seven-foot strong man was beaten into three by you.

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