Dark Night Disdain: Men are really big pigs' trotters!

Ye Lingchen was unconvinced: Women are all pickled pepper phoenix feet!

"You kid is so sweet-hearted, you took down the moon shadow, and you want to be Linlang, and you still miss my aunt, it's just a big radish!"

"Is it wrong for me to like beautiful women? I can't like the same sex as you do, right?"

The two sentences Ye Lingchen asked were very tricky, and they directly choked the Night King speechless.

"You...... You Rippy!"

"Ben Shao is not a Laipi, what I am saying is the truth!"

It is the nature of young people to like beautiful women, it is an instinct given by hormones, and it is justice given by the Creator.

Otherwise.

Young people like men.

Isn't the world going to be in turmoil?

"I can't talk about you, you kid shut up for me!"

was speechless by Ye Lingchen, and the Night King was furious.

Where did this guy learn so many crooked theories?

It's a real headache.

"Lord Night, if you can't do your verbal work, don't rob me of Linlang. ”

Ye Lingchen squinted and said with a smile.

"I'm just not as shameless as you. ”

The Night King is angry.

"Not true. ”

Ye Lingchen shook his head and smiled wickedly: "Because you can't lick it." ”

Past life on Earth.

Ye Lingchen has seen a lot of senior licking dogs, and when he pursued girls, he licked the girls comfortably, patted the fart to the sky, and flew up 6, and the final result was naturally to take down the sister paper without accident.

There is a way.

If you don't lick the sister paper comfortably, how can you make her die?(Note: The meaning of licking the word here is to pat the ass, don't think crooked.) ）

"You kid is full of crooked reasoning, this king can't say you, get out of here. ”

The Night King was angry, and the two mountains of meat on his chest rose and fell violently because of his anger.

"Farewell!"

Ye Lingchen gave up his hand, turned around and walked away.

Seeing the angry appearance of the Night Heavenly King, Yu Xueming, Emperor Jianyi, and Zhang Xutuo didn't dare to stay here.

After all.

They had just joined the command of the Heavenly King of the Northern Courtyard.

In case Ye Lingchen was angry in the dark night, it would be troublesome to find them to vent his anger.

"Boss, I didn't expect you to make the dark night so angry that your heart was blocked with just three inches of incorruptible tongue, awesome. ”

"Originally, I thought that the boss was going to plant a heel in the North Courtyard, but I didn't expect to retreat!"

"The leader is a cow breaker, and if you don't accept it, you can't do it. ”

Yu Xueming, Emperor Jianyi, and Zhang Xutuo surrounded Ye Lingchen as they walked.

", don't 6. ”

Sycophant, Ye Lingchen just replied with four words lightly, full of anger.

"Boss, I heard a lot of new words from your mouth today, such as licking dogs, such as Ji Cao just now, don't 6, what does this mean?"

Yu Xueming scratched his head and asked with a puzzled expression.

"Do you really want to know?"

Ye Lingchen glanced at the three of them and asked.

Yu Xueming, Emperor Jianyi, and Zhang Xutuo nodded one after another.

"Licking the dog, in layman's terms, it's sycophant, as for the deeper meaning, it's too dirty, I'm afraid of teaching bad elementary school students, so don't talk about it. ”

"Basic exercise, it's the basic operation, don't 6, of course, don't mean 666. ”

Ye Lingchen finished explaining.

The three of them are still in the circle.

After all.

The language and culture of the Chinese countries on the earth are broad and profound, how can they, the natives of the Taihao world, understand it?

"Boss, do you really want to give up our three guilds to the Night Maiden?"

Yu Xueming's face was bitter, and he asked a very serious question.

Emperor Jianyi and Zhang Xutuo looked at Ye Lingchen aggrievedly.

Let's be honest.

Let them join the North Courtyard and become the Night King's subordinates, they are very reluctant.

But.

Ye Lingchen had already promised it personally when he was in the Dark Night Hall.

How can it be changed?

"Three big-breasted brothers, I, Ye Lingchen, don't want to do this. ”

"Still, I have a handle that has been caught by the night. ”

"So, you guys are aggrieved for a while. ”

Ye Lingchen gritted his teeth and patted the shoulders of the three of them.

"Boss, are you looking for a chance to get revenge on the night?"

Yu asked in the dark.

"Of course, I, Ye Lingchen, will take revenge, from morning till night!"

Ye Lingchen's eyes became cold.

"You three go back to the West Courtyard first, I believe it won't be long before the Lily of the Night obediently invites you back to my command!"

Ye Lingchen waved his hand.

When Yu Xueming, Emperor Jianyi, and Zhang Xutuo heard this, their confidence doubled.

"We're waiting for good news!"

After the three of them left.

Ye Lingchen immediately returned to the courtyard non-stop.

After all.

A gentleman takes revenge, from morning till night.

In order to deal with the lily in the dark night, Ye Lingchen was unwilling to delay for a minute.

Back to the annex.

Ye Lingchen found a room where no one was there and called the big black dog in.

"Dog smash, this master wants to give you a particularly difficult task. ”

Ye Lingchen got straight to the point and said directly.

"What task?"

The big black dog pricked up his ears and glared at the dog's eyes, looking very interested.

"Is your dog's nose particularly smart?"

"Of course, the nose of this overlord is known as the Wanli Tracker!"

"Okay, in that case, you can follow the Night King of the North Courtyard for me and see which women she will have private meetings with in the future!"

Ye Lingchen calculated that as long as he got the video evidence of hooking up with other beauties in the dark, he could use this to blackmail her and make her return the three of them.

And that's not all.

With that evidence.

Dark Night would definitely be quite jealous of Ye Lingchen, and he didn't dare to tell Situ Linlang about him and Chu Yueying's raw rice cooking.

So.

Ye Lingchen still has a chance to pursue Situ Linlang!

"Boss, don't worry, leave this matter to me!"

The big black dog squinted his eyes, looking very interested.

"Do a good job, and when it's done, I'll reward you with a bag of dog food!"

Ye Lingchen touched the head of the big black dog and said with a package ticket.

The big black dog is known as the invincible golden gun and the little overlord, and he has eaten more delicacies from the mountains and seas before, and he has not eaten dog food.

A few days ago, Ye Lingchen exchanged a bag of dog food from the system and gave it to the big black dog to taste.

Unexpectedly, the big black dog was out of control after eating it, and the dog food was regarded as the supreme delicacy.

Therefore.

When he heard that Ye Lingchen was going to take dog food as a reward, he opened his mouth and saliva flowed out......

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