Chapter 397: The First Miserable God in History (Ask for Clicks and Collections)

said that Anna Nurse gave Loki an enema, but when he saw that Odin was leaving, he was so anxious that he almost rolled out of bed, and was slapped on the ass by Anna's big hand.

Immediately, Loki felt like a knife in his abdomen, and a cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

But Anna looked at Loki with disdain and said, "I originally thought that the endurance of the gods was several times higher than that of mortals, but it seems that the dose is too large."

Angry, Loki rolled his eyes desperately at her, seeing that this intelligent robot was clumsy, and it was not a model of the Zhishi era.

He thought: I endure, I endure, endure, endure......

At this moment, Anna cried out like a pig: "Anya, send him to the toilet quickly, I'm really afraid of soiling the hospital bed." Also washed. ”

Anya looks much better than Anna, wearing a nurse's hat and looking very professional.

And Anna doesn't know what the manufacturer thinks, she looks like a pig killer.

Anya took a light step, turned off the infusion set, and then flashed like a gust of wind to put Loki on the toilet, and another gust of wind seemed to disappear.

Loki was stunned, this intelligent robot seemed to have good martial arts.

But Anna seemed to have a rusty brain, and repeatedly gave Loki an enema for half an hour, repeatedly calling Anya to save the scene.

Then I saw a strange phenomenon in the ward, a scream like a pig, which made her seem to be a victim.

One is like wind and electricity, fast in and fast out.

And the real victim, Loki, has no strength, and he is now emptied not only of his stomach, but also of his body.

In another chamber, Ivanov III watched with great interest the analysis of the data that had been collected from Loki's excrement.

And Anna was apparently instructed by him. So I don't treat him as a human being. Anyway, the gods have an excellent physique, and they can't die, so it's a big deal to be reincarnated when they die, isn't the god of light Fudel also reincarnated?

Just when Loki was dying and felt like he was about to pull his rectum out, the nightmare enema was over.

And Ivanov III also came up with conclusive evidence that he had taken a certain pill, and Dr. Thunder was curious about this.

It was he who assisted Julius Caesar in sealing all the gods of the Northern Star Domain, and it stands to reason that he is one of the three clears, how powerful his magical powers are, but he was broken, which made him very curious.

At this time, another old Western man who looked like an old scholar was reading the newspaper and couldn't help but exclaim: "There is a ghost on a starship of a certain flight of Huanyu Airlines, fortunately, Colonel Lu Binghua, who planned the second bureau, went on a business trip with her four colleagues, and fought with the mysterious and powerful ghost in a bloody battle......

Dr. Thunder pricked up his ears and listened to the old man continue to read the newspaper, the old man had a habit of reading the newspaper and reading things that interested him, and at first Thunder hated him.

But later, he suddenly thought that it was the old man who was secretly prompting him, and he couldn't help but be secretly grateful to the old man.

Dr. Thunder was too busy to read the newspaper, but while he waited for the data to come out, he would have half an hour to think about it.

At this time, he asked the old man to read the newspaper, and the old man would give him feedback in time when he saw the important information.

The dry goods have been taken away by the old man, so Thunder and the old man have reached a tacit understanding, and Thunder has only stayed here for half an hour, which is also his way of practicing.

At his level, he didn't need to practice to live with the sky, but he was horrified to find that in the hundred years since he came to the galaxy, he couldn't even use his supernatural powers.

He also fell from a high Dao Venerable to a mortal, which is a sad thing, but fortunately he did not have the phenomenon of the five decays of heaven and man.

So he arranged for himself to meditate for half an hour every day, and sure enough, the effect was extremely obvious, the cold hairs all over his body also opened, and the emotions of all mortals gradually disappeared.

He has become the ruthless Tongtian Sect Master again, and he has become the world-famous big devil again.

When it comes to killing the most Western gods, he is not ranked first, and no one dares to call him the first.

That Yuan Shi Tianzun is not as crazy as him, and he is not as heavy as killing, and Tongtian cultivates the Tao of Killing, asking the Tao to be easy to kill, easy to kill, difficult to prove the Tao by killing, and difficult to achieve the Tao by killing.

Attaining the Tao is the first glimpse of the doorway, and it is only a process of exploration, in which there are countless detours.

Enlightenment is the achievement of Taoism, countless eras have passed, and only the three emperors and five emperors and the three Qing Daozun have been produced, and there is also a Western Queen Mother and Haotian Emperor.

The Five Emperors exalted Haotian because he had attained enlightenment, while the other four were still preaching.

The old man continued: "As a result, two of Colonel Lu Binghua's colleagues were unfortunately assassinated by ghost accomplices, and at the most dangerous moment of the situation, fortunately, Yang Shangbin, the deputy head of the Divine Claw Mercenary Regiment, appeared and saved the day......

The old man suddenly felt a chill on his body, and he suddenly had a delusional impression that there was a giant eye in the sky that was spying on him, could it be that it was the spy of the gods?

Dr. Thunder suddenly appeared in outer space, and suddenly a chuckle sounded: "Tongtian, don't come unharmed." ”

A small golden butterfly fluttering its wings flashed in the clouds, and she smiled: "Daoyou is becoming more and more fashionable, really advancing with the times." ”

Tongtian still looks like a stinky fart, really underbeaten, and suddenly released a super loud fart into space, like thunder.

Immortals fart and blow up mortals, this is true, not a legend.

The little golden butterfly said angrily, "Fellow Daoist, you are really too much. ”

Tongtian picked his nose and said lightly: "Do immortals have to be ruthless and desperate? Just like you, you connived at your husband's mercy everywhere, and there are illegitimate children everywhere, which makes you jealous." ”

Tongtian ruthlessly attacked Hera, the queen of heaven, and it turned out that there was really a god in the Hera Star Region, which was Hera.

She disappeared for too long, and after forgetting her love with her husband in the heavenly court, lighting the divine fire and forging the godhead, she never came back.

The kingdom of golden apples in the Apollo star area of the Scorpion constellation finally became a resting and playing place for the gods, and they automatically exiled themselves, but the world finally remembered them.

That's because of the high sacrifices, and they played an important role as a medium of communication with the gods.

Hera's face was flushed with scarcity, but she had nothing to say.

In folklore, she was not good at giving birth, but her husband Zeus was too amorous, and he had a very strong taste, and he could tolerate a beautiful goddess, and even monsters gave birth to children for him.

How hungry and thirsty is this spirit-stopping king of gods, lord of gods.

And the reason for this is Hera, who only listened to the heavens and said to the point: "If a woman can't satisfy her husband, she has to find the reason from herself, jealousy is useless, and it will only ruin your little popularity." ”

Hera sneered: "Tongtian, I've put up with you for a long time, you're too much. ”

Tongtian didn't care and said, "Then what can you do to bite me." ”

He wore silent glasses, he looked cool, with a hint of a ruffian, and that evil appearance made Hera feel uneasy, and she thought: Why am I interested in this old monster?

Tongtian said leisurely: "Don't snoop on my privacy, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind!"

The Hera Star Zone, which was originally a clear sky, suddenly thundered, and someone shouted in panic: "Old Fell was killed by lightning in the pigsty just now, and three pigs have all become roast suckling pigs." ”

Hera, as the most powerful god of creation in the Western Star Domain, is not boasting of her magical powers, I saw her cover her mouth with her wings and smiled: "A fart of a fairy kills an old man, and there are three pigs." ”

She could hear every corner of the galaxy, the slightest sound.

It's not easy to hear a lot, you have to learn to filter and sift, otherwise you'll have to be blown up by a huge amount of news, so the gods are not so easy to be.

Tongtian sneered: "Lao Tzu hasn't killed anyone for a long time, and some people stretch their hands too long. ”

He was picking at the gap between his teeth with a toothpick, and he was in a hurry to eat in the morning, and there was a leek sprout in the tank between his teeth.

At his point, he can grow his own vegetables.

Even what Luffy can do, he can do even more, and the vegetables he cultivates are in his divine consciousness space, and he can eat some if he wants, which is very convenient and organic.

Naturally, the Divine Consciousness Space does not need to be watered and fertilized, but only needs to be cultivated with spiritual energy, and the cultivated ones are naturally the most precious spiritual vegetables in the world.

Hera suddenly stared at the toothpick in Tongtian's hand in horror, and a very terrifying power came out of the toothpick, and she looked at it at Dingqing, it turned out to be the famous Zhushen Sword.

At this time, she found that Tongtian was holding an earring on his left ear, and three other swords were hanging side by side, which were poking the Immortal Sword, the Trapping Immortal Sword and the Absolute Immortal Sword.

She couldn't help but gasp, if she went crazy all the time, she was really not an opponent, she felt that she was too reckless.

Suddenly a thunderbolt spoke: "How is the talk, dear?"

Raiden grinned at Tongtian: "Daoist friends have had a good time all these years!"

Tongtian shook his head and said, "It's not good, it's not good." And that boy, you are not allowed to touch him, I am covering him!"

A fireball fell into the turbulence of time and space in the air, and then Luffy was now looking like he was busy dealing with affairs.

Raiden let out an "oh" and said lightly: "It's Athena's doppelganger's order, and I've punished her afterwards." ”

Hera suddenly became angry and said, "What's wrong with you, if you make her belly bigger, beware of me castrating you!"

The wind and clouds in the air suddenly changed, and countless hurricanes began to form, Zeus was shocked and shouted: "You are crazy, it's just nonsense, this is the mortal world, how many people have to die!"

He Ben fled in the starry sky very miserably, he didn't expect Yang Shangbin to be on the starship, although his men killed two lieutenant colonels of the Planning Bureau, but all three were killed by Yang Shangbin and Yang Cong, who appeared in time.

Suddenly, an incomparably powerful thunderbolt struck down in the sky, instantly scorching him black, and Dr. Thunder naturally wanted to punish him.

But then he let out a scream and was swept into the air by a sudden hurricane and disappeared, and after a long time, a loud bang came out of the latrine in the eastern star field, and one fell from the sky and fell into it......

Zeus looked at his wife with a headache, and suddenly said with affection: "My dear, after so many years, you still don't understand my heart, you are the little sun in my heart, which warms my heart, so in this life and this life, I only love you alone......"