(a)

Long Biao took the stinky wig and decided to go back to Shaolin first. Long Biao said that he had figured it out, and he believed that hair was more important than being a Shaolin disciple. I persuaded him to look away, the identity of the hair is just the appearance, it is all some illusory things, even if the long hair is fluttering now, it is difficult to say whether it will be bald in the future.

Long Biao thought twice and insisted on returning to the vulgar.

Shaolin is all about "liberation". Detachment from the world, liberation from the mundane. Although the hair on Long Biao's head was forcibly removed, the hair in his heart grew more and more luxuriant. Judging from the situation of Shaolin in recent years, everyone cares too much about the appearance of things, and the obsession with the skin is too deep. In everyone's impression, suddenly waking up one day Shaolin has one more temple rule: anyone who can't stand ugly parents will refuse to enter Shaolin. The minimum threshold is based on the disciple Yuanfang in the temple as a reference, which can be ugly, but not uglier than Yuanfang. In the abbot's words, the round square is already his limit.

In the end, the good-looking ones went to Shaolin, and the ugly ones went to Wudang. Everyone generally thinks that if you can enter Shaolin, it means that you are handsome enough. Out of reluctance, Wudang accepted batch after batch of disciples who wanted to enter Shaolin but were rejected by Shaolin thousands of miles away. This led to a large part of the Wudang disciples hating Shaolin to the core, and in the long run, Wudang and Shaolin looked at each other unpleasantly.

The Emei faction has magic weapons: the sun, moon and stars. When I knew that Yue was the woman in pink, I guessed that Yue must be a relative of the head of the house, or had bribed the head of the house. Otherwise, the estimated posture of the Emei faction to sweep the toilet is above her. Unexpectedly, not long ago, the members of the group were abducted by the Shaolin monks. It is said that the day is really called Shaolin Day. Everyone sighed, thinking that the rice could be eaten indiscriminately, but the name could not be messed up.

Yue Xingchen saw that one of the Shaolin disciples had died, and one of them was vulgar, so he was relieved and planned to lead the Shaolin disciple's head back to explain to the master.

Xing drew his sword out of the sheath, flicked his sleeves, and blood splattered all over the sky. The Shaolin disciple's head is in a different place.

We didn't stop it, everyone thought that death was dead, and it didn't make much difference if there was one more knife or one less knife. In this way, the grievances between Shaolin and Emei can be resolved, and the merit is immeasurable.

When waving goodbye, Yue refused to go back.

Xingchen asked: Are you really not going back?

Yue said: Don't go back.

Xingchen said: Why?

Yue said: I have found the person I want to entrust for life, and I will not go back with you.

Xingchen was shocked: Who?

The moon pointed at me and said, "It's him."

Everyone was dumbfounded and said: He?

I said, "You...... You...... The vision is good, but I don't like you, so you better go back quickly.

Yue said: Why don't you like me?

I said: Like is like, dislike is not like, how can there be so many why?

Yue said: The head of the house said that there must be a reason for liking if you like it, and there must be a reason for disliking if you don't like it.

I said, "Then why do you like me?"

Yuejiao said with a shy face: Because you have a chivalrous demeanor and are a righteous gentleman. Moreover, you saved me.

I said, "I'm a gentleman?" hahahaha...... But if it's a woman, I'll save it.

Yue said: I don't care, anyway, I decided on you. You saved Satsuki, Satsuki's life is yours, and the people are yours.

I looked at Satsuki's right eye, with a fist-sized reddish and purple birthmark. It hurts a little. After a moment of relenting, I agreed.

I said, "Then you can take good care of me and my son."

Satsuki panicked and said, "Do you have a son?"

I pointed to Xiaoban and said, "This is my son."

Xiaoyue was overjoyed and said: Then I'll be its mother, okay?

I said, "No, I'm its mother."

Satsuki muttered and said, "Why, you're a man."

I said, "I...... I'm a father and a mom at the same time, no!

Xiaoyue said: Then since you have me, you can just be a good father.

Madara was overjoyed and stuck out his tongue to lick Satsuki.

I thought I had given all my love to Madara, how could it be so lacking?

Bai Feng said: It is a good thing that many people can hurt small spots.

I was shocked and said, "I understand."

Bai Feng asked: What do you understand?

I said, "Lao Bai, you are really a person who wakes up in a dream."

Bai Feng looked at me suspiciously.

I said: Xiao Ban must be envious of Bai Xiaohua's pain with you and the painting.

Bai Feng said: I also hurt small spots.

I said, "Why, you will only murder it."

Bai Fenghu suspicious: Do I have it?

I said, "Yes."

(b)

Long Biao mentioned that Shaolin is located on one mountain behind another. Everyone found that the road to Chang'an also happened to pass through Shaolin, so they unanimously agreed to go to Shaolin to borrow a night to rest.

When our group arrived in Shaolin, Long Biao had already left. It was Elements that welcomed us. The round face was neither round nor square, it was as long and thin as an eggplant gourd to be exact, and there was no excess flesh on the cheeks. The overall feeling is that it is a thin bamboo pole, or a bamboo pole with a vegetable-colored surface. Yuanfang's explanation is that the green face has little to do with malnutrition, and it is likely that the pigment is concentrated on the face due to eating too many vegetables.

I said, "Isn't your Shaolin food not very good?"

Yuanfang said: It's good, but everyone generally eats less. Originally, the cook was very passionate about cooking, but later he found that most of the dishes were thrown out and fed to the pigs, so he could deal with the food casually.

It seems that Shaolin's pigs are more blessed than people.

I said, "Then why do you eat so little, aren't you hungry?"

Yuanfang said: The abbot said that he couldn't float when he ate too much and practiced light exercises.

I said, "The abbot also eats very little?"

Yuanfang said: A lot, the abbot said that he is old and does not need to drift.

Xiao Yue panicked and said: You tell the cook well, we don't need to drift, and we don't waste food. You asked him to cook a serious meal, and we were all hungry.

Jiang Hua said: Yes, yes, yes. We were all hungry enough to eat several pots of rice, and my brother estimated that he would have to eat a pound.

I said, "I'm not a beggar."

Yuanfang smiled and said: Don't worry, I will explain it to the cook. Eat with your belly open.

In just a few hours, the dishes served can form a small mountain. The color and flavor are complete, including green wild vegetables, chicken, duck and fish. The taste is even more praiseworthy.

I stuffed my mouth full of roast duck and said, "You cooks are really good craftsmen, so blessed, blessed."

Xiao Yue said: You ate all the chicken legs of Big Brother Bai, but he didn't eat any of them.

I said, "Hey, Xiaoyue, do you like me or Lao Bai?"

Xiao Yuejiao said angrily: Of course I like you.

I said, "If you like me, you should always be united with me."

Xiaoyue said: I don't see that you have eaten a lot. What to do if it breaks.

Jiang Hua said: Sister Xiaoyue, you don't know, my brother, he is a veritable rice bucket.

I sprayed rice and said: What kind of rice bucket, this is called blessing, do you understand?

Everyone said in unison: I understand, I understand.