"Alright, alright...... I'm sure you are, and even if you did, you wouldn't be hiding in those two trouser pockets!"

Seeing Shrek's anxious face purple, turning back and forth in his trouser pockets, while looking at himself pitifully, the little fat man couldn't help but feel a sense of pity in his heart, and at the same time secretly sighed that his master's methods were really clever, and he actually put the humanoid monster in front of him with amazing combat power into order, like a puppy. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this moment, seeing that this guy was even more frightened because he was afraid of being scolded by his master, his ugly face was twisted into a ball, as if he was about to cry, it was really pitiful, and in desperation, Sha Luo had no choice but to wave his hand and say casually.

"You believe me...... Yes, if I really have extra clothes, can I not give them to you?!, and Miss Nicole's order again......"

As soon as Shrek heard the little fat man's answer, he immediately smiled as if he had been pardoned, but the smile on his face was still fully formed, so he frowned again:

"But...... What do you say to Miss Nicole? Although Miss Nicole asked you to ask me for clothes to wear, she obviously regarded me as her own, but ...... I can't just watch you get punished for what I did!...... After all, I haven't been with her for long, so I don't know if talking will work......! Huh? You...... Little fat man, what are you going to answer?!?!Will you betray me...... Will you speak ill of your uncle in front of Nicole?!"

Shrek frowned and pinched his chin, muttering in his mouth, as if he had a headache for how the little fat man replied to his goddess, and he also put himself in the shoes of the little fat man, as if he had the intention to excuse the little fat man.

But after muttering, Shrek instantly thought of a terrible possibility, and the consequences that this possibility might bring to himself - the little fat man was as unrighteous as the hateful little mage, and threw all the black cauldron on himself, and he had to bear the punishment of failing to complete the task, and was severely counted down by the goddess, but the two despicable guys of the little mage and the little fat man were watching the excitement without sympathy on their shoulders......

The more Shrek thought about it, the more he felt that there was such a possibility, so his face immediately changed, and he glared fiercely at the little fat man who was already impatient, and said angrily.

And what made Xie Yu feel a little inexplicable was that after this rough embryo's round eyes had finished intimidating Xiao Fat, he actually glared at him fiercely, and there was also a hint of intimidation in his eyes......

I really don't know what to say! You talk about you, do you have a dime to do with the master?!

I'm afraid this idiot may have made the wrong connection......

"Hmph...... Damn, do you want others to say bad things...... In that little girl's heart, I'm afraid you have already been tortured by her mind to death and come back to life a thousand times...... What's more, it's a pediatric thing like saying bad things?!" Xie Yu was very upset by Shrek's defensive and intimidating eyes, his eyelids rolled a few times, and then he couldn't help but mumble.

"Boy...... What are you muttering there?!"

Shrek heard the chuckle in Xie Yu's mouth next to him, turned his head to look, and saw that the little mage was secretly talking to himself again, and couldn't help but be a little annoyed: "How many times have I told you! Don't talk so secretly in the future, you have to shout loudly! Be imposing! Why do you always act like a thief when you say something?!"

"Yes, yes...... I was wrong, I will shout out anything in the future, such as you don't like to bathe, you never wash your feet, you don't shave, you don't rinse your mouth, you don't brush your teeth, and you make your own room look like a pig's nest......"

"Shut up, boy, why do you talk about everything!" Shrek quickly covered Xie Yu's mouth, looked at Nicole Niu'er, and then glared at the little mage with dissatisfaction.

"Didn't you tell me to shout out everything......" Xie Yu pulled Shrek's hand away and said confidently.

"Who told you to shout this?! This kind of thing can be kept in your heart, there is no need to take it out and say it...... However, how can you kid be so clear about my affairs?!"

"You can guess this by just guessing it...... What's all the fuss about!" Xie Yu glanced at Shrek and pouted.

"Yes...... But it's all my privacy! how can I talk nonsense......

As long as it's a person and not deaf, blind or stupid, who can't see it?!"

"Nonsense...... Well, what do you mean by that?!"

"Hmm...... It's not interesting, I mean, these are good habits, and you have to keep them up...... Aren't you a stinky man, a stinky man, don't you call a man if you stink......"

"That's what you say...... But I'm afraid Nicole won't like it, every time I talk to her, she always hides back, and then I think about it, could it be because of the smell of me......"

"Huh?!you, you...... Shrek, great! Your brain has finally opened up, how did you think of you?!" Xie Yu was overjoyed, raised his head, and looked at this rude guy whose head finally had a light on his head in surprise.

"Uh...... Actually, it was one time when Nicole was chatting with the skinny female elf, and I overheard it......"

"Oh...... I thought it was ...... Well, forget it, but ...... If you know that Nicole hates the smell of you, why can't you clean yourself up? For example, wash your feet and bathe frequently, rinse your mouth and brush your teeth after meals, make your room and your own bed clean and tidy, change into clean clothes often, etc.......

Xie Yu said with a wry smile.

"Hmm...... Boy, I'm in trouble...... I'm just going to tell you, don't you shout again...... Oh, and you little fat man, I'm just going to talk to you alone......"

Shrek blinked his little eyes and looked left and right, and then looked in the direction of the goddess, and found that the goddess did not pay attention to this side, as if relieved, and then lowered his voice, sneakily at the curious little mage, first showed that things were extraordinary, as if it was some shocking secret, and was about to continue to say something, but his eyes slanted and noticed the little fat man on the other side, so he had to reiterate the importance of this matter, and then cleared his throat very solemnly, and was about to speak, but he hesitated and said in a low voice: "Are you sure you won't talk about it? I'm the only one with you...... No, I'm just talking to the two of you!"

"Yes...... We must rot this matter in our stomachs and promise not to say it outside!" Xie Yu and Sha Luo saw Shrek's rare solemn and serious expression, and after glancing at each other, they immediately put away their laughter and decided to listen to Shrek solemnly first After talking about this seemingly extremely important and confidential matter.

"Okay...... Well, I don't blame me for being so careful, it's so unbelievable, it's scary every time I think about it...... Well, okay, prick up your ears and listen...... Uncle is going to say it!"

Shrek looked at the solemn and firm eyes of the two, as if he had finally made up his mind, a trace of essence flashed in his little eyes, and there was actually a trace of ruthlessness that could not be looked at directly, and then sighed and patted the shoulders of the two:

"Here's the thing...... Uh, can you really be sure it's ...... to keep a secret."

The little fat man's face turned red, and the fat all over his body trembled: "Damn...... Do you even say it!"

"Forget it, if you like to say it or not, the master is too lazy to listen......" Xie Yu snorted directly, and then turned around and was about to walk away.

"Hey, I said...... Do you know why I don't like to be clean?!"

"What don'......t you like? What don't you like?"

"Sharo...... Don't interrupt, this guy has a rare serious thing in his mouth, listen to him first!"

"Hey...... I'll tell you both, in fact, when I was younger, uh...... When I was about five years old, I was actually a very clean person, I took a shower, washed my face and brushed my teeth every day, and every day the bed was neatly stacked, the room was clean, and even the table and floor could be used as a mirror......

"Damn, it's up to you, the ghost believes ......."

"Hey, little fat man, don't interrupt you...... Ah Shi, go on!"

"That's it...... Little fat man, you can listen to it well, just now I interrupted my train of thought again...... What did I just say, oh...... When I was younger, probably when I was five years old, uh...... That is, before the age of five, I was actually a very clean person, and I took a bath, washed my face and brushed my teeth every day......"

"Shone......! Let's go straight down!"

"Why are the boy's eyes so big all of a sudden?......! Well, oh, yes, when I was just over five years old, suddenly there was a strange man in the house, who lived in my room, taught me something, and then he seemed very dissatisfied with my cleanliness, and then told me - men can't be too clean, for example, making the bed too neat, it will make people feel like they are living in peace, or should they be messy everywhere to look vibrant...... So after that, I didn't pay much attention to hygiene......"

"And then?!, go on......" Xie Yu and the little fat man glanced up at Shrek and urged.

"It......'s over!"

"It's over?!Are you saying that you used to be clean, but then someone came to the house and said a few words to you, and then you didn't take a shower and brush your teeth?!" Xie Yu and the little fat man glanced at each other, and then said in unison.

"That's right...... That's it...... What's wrong with you two?" Shrek frowned, as if he didn't understand why the two of them had this reaction.

"Damn! That's what you're talking about?!Shrek...... You're sick!, what are you doing so seriously?!," exclaimed the little fat man angrily in his peculiar shrill voice.

"...... I was actually put on a nerve path!Alas, I didn't expect the boat to capsize in the ditch......" Xie Yu felt that he was being played hard by Shrek, and felt ashamed, shook his head and sighed for a while, and then walked directly to the side and sat down, ready to stop paying attention to this boring.

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