Chapter 633: The Legendary Elixir
The translator looked embarrassed and repeated the words to Naderson and the others.
In desperation, they asked a few multiplication methods that they thought were more difficult: how many are seven times eight, six times three, etc...... These were all answered by the child.
A prodigy, who can actually calculate by heart...... Foreign netizens exclaimed.
Seeing these messages, some Chinese netizens who understand English replied below: Don't you know that there is a method called multiplication formula?
Soon some netizens replied: It's a pity that they really don't know that the multiplication formula is an invention of our ancestors thousands of years ago. Foreigners mainly use "crossed multiplication" when doing multiplication, which is very complicated.
Then someone left a message: Poor foreign children, I finally realized the superiority of the ninety-nine multiplication table.
Putting aside the arguments of netizens, Naderson and others were embarrassed. The kid answered faster than they could have calculated.
What else to test, if they continue to test, they should doubt their IQ.
Although very reluctant, Western medicine still reluctantly announced that this time the result was still a victory for Chinese medicine.
The last patient was a young man, and when he was wheeled into the room, Nadson surrounded him. The attention of all Western doctors is 100 times more concentrated, and the examination is careful and meticulous.
No way, as internationally renowned doctors of Western medicine, they don't want to go back with a 0-4 defeat. At least one win, there can be a comfort.
When they see patients with swelling and numerous pimples and red spots on their skin, their first reaction is allergies or mosquito bites, and the patient may have recently lived in the wild.
However, it is clearly written in the medical record that all kinds of allergens have been screened and there are no abnormalities. Replacing more than a dozen anti-allergy drugs has not worked as well as it should.
The patient reported that he had stayed at home and had not felt bitten by a poisonous insect. After a thorough examination, the doctor did not find histamine toxins, hemolytic toxins, neurotoxins, etc. in the patient's body.
In addition, the patient's urine test and cardiac enzyme test were also normal, and he was able to eat and sleep, which did not affect his normal life.
This is strange...... To confirm the accuracy of the report, Nadson deliberately asked the patient to take two steps down.
The young man was very cooperative, put on his slippers and strode around the conference room. Facing the reporter's camera, he even flexed his muscles and did more than 20 push-ups on the ground.
If you don't consider the red bumps covered in the young man's body, he is no different from a normal person.
At this moment, Naderson and the others were completely embarrassed.
Anyone can see that the patient's condition is not serious, it can even be said to be mild.
Logically speaking, it is not difficult to get a cure, but they can't find the cause of the disease.
"Brother Wu, can you talk about it now, what's going on?" After seeing it, the Chinese medicine companions at the scene were also confused. He even took the patient's pulse. Except that the pulse is a little hypothermic, there is no major problem.
"Hehe, wait two more minutes, I'll see if their Western medicine can see if there's a problem" Old Man Wu replied confidently. The next treatment will definitely surprise everyone.
I see...... After Xu Dashan probed with his clairvoyant eyes, a smile appeared on his face. This old man Wu is really interesting, he is worthy of being a master of art and bold!
When he looked through the cases yesterday, he was also a little puzzled and couldn't find the reason.
Now with the help of the clairvoyant eye, you can see the subtleties.
Five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes passed...... Naderson and the others finally walked over slowly, and said weakly: "Mr. Xu, our diagnosis has come out, and the patient should have skin allergies." As for allergens, they may be caused by exposure to microorganisms or drugs. The examination equipment in Jingjing Hospital is not advanced enough, and if you want to make a thorough diagnosis, you need to take the patient abroad for detailed screening. ”
The young man was startled and hurriedly said, "Doctor, I just have red bumps on my body, and you have to take them to a foreign country for examination, it's outrageous, right?"
"Old Man Wu, what do you think?" Xu Dashan asked rhetorically.
"According to your Western doctors, the patient has skin allergies, and the diagnosis is correct. But the round-trip air ticket to a foreign country, as well as the inspection fee, I am afraid that it will be hundreds of thousands, which is too frustrating. Old Man Wu nodded and replied.
When they heard the first half of the sentence, Nadson and the others breathed a sigh of relief.
Who knew that the old man then asked, "I just want to know, do you have a way to cure him now?"
"This ...... We can't prescribe medication until we know the exact condition. Naderson replied awkwardly.
"Then stay by the side and see how our Chinese medicine treats" After speaking, Mr. Wu asked the reporter, "Which of you has chewing gum on you?"
What do you want chewing gum for? Everyone in the conference room, along with the netizens watching the live broadcast, were confused?
Doesn't this old man have a unique habit, and he plans to have two pills before treatment, fresh and fresh to the mouth?
Even Xu Dashan was confused, not knowing what medicine was sold in the other party's gourd.
"I've got it here," a reporter immediately took out a bottle.
"Not enough, is there anything else?" asked Old Man Wu again.
"I have it here too"
"Do you still need it?"
......
Soon, one after another, reporters sent chewing gum, all mint-flavored.
With so much gum, I can eat it for half a month. Old man Wu, what do you want so much for?
Under the puzzled gaze of everyone, he asked for a glass of water and poured all the chewing gum into it.
"It won't be for patients to take gum water, right? Could it be that chewing gum is a legendary panacea that cures all diseases?"
This almost absurd speculation has been recognized by most netizens and praised one after another.
Old Man Wu put his fingers into the cup, kneaded it, and soon made a large ball.
"Dr. Wu, you won't really tell me to eat it?" the patient was startled, instinctively resisting.
"Lie down and don't move, who let you eat" Wu Lao walked up to him, pinching the gum and gently rolling it on the skin of the patient's arm.
Soon, the white gumball began to turn black, which was dust and metabolites on the patient's body surface.
I see...... Xu Dashan secretly admired again, and deeply admired the treatment methods of the old man.
These old men have been practicing medicine for many years, and their medical skills may not be as good as their own, but they all have their own unique skills.
He didn't even expect this kind of treatment now.
Strange to say, after the gum rolled on the surface of his body, the young man excitedly shouted: "Hey, it's cold, it's cool, it doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't itch!!"
"Colleagues, you can also help," Old Man Wu said to the rest of his companions.
As a result, the remaining Chinese medicine elders pinched a ball of chewing gum and rolled it on the patient's skin.
In the whole process, in addition to being confused, the Western doctors were still confused. In other words, the longest expression they have made in the past two days is dumbfounded.
After more than ten minutes, all the red and swollen areas on the patient's body surface were cleaned up.
Old Man Wu took a breath and said, "Wait a little longer, and you can see the results." ”
Everyone in front of the screen stared wide-eyed, waiting for a miracle to happen.
(End of chapter)