Chapter Eighty-Eight: It turns out that Your Excellency's surname is Squeak

I can fully imagine how Su Su's father used Mian love words to abduct his mother, compared to IQ, emotional intelligence is undoubtedly the key to determining whether or not you can successfully soak in the girl. I heard that there was a prodigal son in the rivers and lakes in the past, with mediocre martial arts, obviously average IQ, not ugly and not handsome, but this person's emotional intelligence can be called a unique in the rivers and lakes at that time, all the women who were on the list of martial arts beauties all had a love story with him who envied others, and it was surprising that every girl liked him, and he also liked every girl, but none of the girls completely got his heart and heart, although he was middle-aged, those women still missed him.

For now, Susu is not a prodigal son. I think it's better to plague me alone than to plague a group of people.

As it gets late and there are fewer pedestrians, many vendors begin to pack up their stalls and prepare for their homes. The people in the teahouse changed wave after wave, and we listened to it for a long time and didn't hear any useful news, but it was some peachy news, such as the leader of a certain gang is a broken sleeve and has an ambiguous relationship with a certain Shaolin monk in private; In fact, people privately prefer to exchange peachy news that is not serious, and they talk about it with relish.

I think it may be because everyone pretends to be serious and is quite tired, and has to chew some improper forage to release themselves. At first, we listened very energetically, and at first we couldn't help but snicker when we heard that those disciples who were called famous and decent always did something undecent, and then we became numb after listening to it too much.

We were about to finish the rest of the tea in our cups and go home, when two ragged men approached, each with a wooden stick and an iron rice bowl, and their faces were as dirty as if they had been trampled on.

The two clasped their fists and said, "Meet the young helper."

Changgui said: Oh, what's wrong?

The two said: The old helper's flying pigeon is passed on, please look at the young helper.

One of the disciples took out a pigeon from his arms that rolled his eyes because of lack of oxygen and handed it to Changgui, who took off the note and released the pigeon casually, but it was so dizzy that it couldn't flap its wings at all, and its round belly fell heavily to the ground. I watched it for a moment, and then flew away from view.

I asked: What was written?

Changgui said: My father-in-law will not come back for the time being, let me leave as soon as possible to meet in Akagi.

I asked: Why is that?

Changgui said: I didn't go into details, it is estimated that it is a long story, and this small note cannot be written.

I thought that Master didn't take a pigeon with him to deliver the message before leaving, so he must have had nothing to explain to me. It wasn't until I met a daring rat at home at night that I realized I was very wrong.

It was a white rat with a round belly and a pink nose and feet, and it was dirty because of the trekking. It snorted onto my desk and stood upright against the spine, its two front paws groping around its furry body. I squatted on the chair, staring at it by the candlelight for a moment, I found that it had a circle of white thread wrapped around its waist, similar to its coat color and not easy to notice, I stretched out my hand on the table, and it immediately ran up, pouting its hips high, and raising its tail up, only to find that it had a miniature bamboo tube sandwiched between its buttocks, about half the size of a little finger.

When I removed the bamboo tube, there was a small scrolled note with a line of small fly-headed characters written on it, and I stared at it for a while before I recognized the words.

"The criminals come to Akagi quickly and wait for you as a teacher. 」

Even though there was only one short sentence like Changgui's father-in-law, I was satisfied.

The white rat creaked from time to time by the candlelight, and I took a plate of pastries from the kitchen and treated it, and at the smell of the food it stumbled like a drunk, slipped on all fours, and plunged into the pile of pastries.

I said: Presumably you are not an ordinary rat, dare to honor your name?

There was a muffled creak in the pile of pastries.

I said, "Oh, it turns out that your surname is squeak, hahahahaha.

Creak.

I said, "Brother Squeak, please rest early after you have eaten and drunk, and you and I will set off together tomorrow."

Chirping.

Su Su knew that I was going to Akagi and would accompany me no matter what, I thought, Su Su is a native of Akagi, what reason do I have to prevent others from going home, besides, Su Su can be both a bodyguard and a guide, it is really an excellent companion for walking the rivers and lakes.

Fugui heard that Su Su and Changgui and I were going to Chicheng immediately, and I would go with him, if not, I would roll around, mess around, and get out of life like a woman. The book that Master gave me said: There are two kinds of people in the world who should not try to reason with them, one is the villain and the other is the woman.

I spoke this to the rich and noble, and asked him what kind he belonged to.

Fugui said: I am a gentleman, I am a man.

I said: A gentleman is reasonable, if you are a gentleman, you might as well listen to the teacher to reason with you, your father will not be at ease when you leave Chang'an, Akagi is not familiar with the place and is very dangerous, and there is no one in the bar for the teacher-

Fugui said: Stop, stop, Master, don't talk about it, I have a headache when I say it.

I said, "It's all for your own good."

Fugui said: Don't be a gentleman, as long as I can go with you, I don't care if I am a villain or a woman.

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Because of the cold weather, we hired a carriage to ride with us. I think of it this way, each person riding a horse is a total of four horses, not only four horses are tired of the four of us riding horses, so we simply hire a car, only one horse and one groom are tired.

It turns out that sitting in the carriage is much more comfortable than riding a horse, and most importantly, it is warmer.

Before leaving, I hid it in my sleeve according to the agreement with Brother Qi to find the master, but it poked its head out halfway to ventilate, Changgui saw that I was hiding a mouse in my sleeve, and the young leader of the beggar gang was so frightened that he hugged his head and ran away, in contrast, Brother Qi was much calmer.

Changgui said: Ah~ You, why do you still raise rats.

I said, "Brother, this is not an ordinary mouse, this is the spirit mouse of our Valley of Despair, and it is thanks to it that we sent the letter this time."

Changgui said: That's also a mouse.

I deliberately held Brother Squeak in front of Changgui's eyes, so frightened that he jumped up and down in the carriage, and there was nowhere to escape, and finally he was willing to leave the carriage and flee outside to sit with the groom.

I lifted the curtains, and the wind slid into the car as hard as I could.

I said, "It's so windy, you might as well come in."

Changgui was sluggish, and he didn't speak with his back to me.

I said, "I promise to hide my brother so you won't see him."

Changgui tilted his head and looked at me suspiciously, and I raised my right hand and swore an oath.

I didn't dare to tell Changgui about the fact that I was so hungry that I almost didn't even let go of rat meat when I was a child, I was afraid that he would hide away when he saw me in the future, after all, a person who ate what he was most afraid of would definitely make him afraid.

Chang'an to Chicheng is not close, but it is not far, but it is much farther than to Luoyang. If we didn't eat, drink, sleep, and ride a thousand-mile horse, we might be able to reach Akagi in only two or three days, but if we walked around and rested like a few of us, a carriage carrying so many of us would naturally not be able to run fast, and the result can be imagined, it took us five and a half days to reach Akagi. The reason why there was still half a day was because the horse died suddenly when it was still a short distance from Akagi, and the groom asked for the funeral fee and his own travel back.

I think it's blackmail.

The groom said, "If it weren't for so many of you, would my horse be tired to death?"

I said, "You can refuse to carry it at that time."

The groom said, "I don't care, my horse is dead, and you lose money."

In my temper, I definitely won't lose money, and I will fight for it. But these three companions around me have one thing in common: they are rich, and they have a lot of money. It's not a problem for them to come across something that they can spend money on.

As the groom and I exchanged spittle, the other three took out a bag of silver from their bosoms and threw it at the groom.

The groom was happily knocked unconscious.

I said, "Why should you lose money, we are not wrong."

Fugui said: What can be solved with money is absolutely not to talk.

Changgui said: Don't do it either.

Su Su said: If Jiang Jiang is still angry, let's just use money to stone him to death.

I say:......

I don't know exactly how much money they threw to the groom, according to the situation of the groom walking when he left, it is estimated that it is enough for a few years to worry-free, and the groom was sad because he was tired of a horse, but he never expected to meet a group of wealthy losers, and in the blink of an eye, he earned money to buy more carriages. The rich man's money really seems to be blowing in the wind.

As soon as we arrived near Chicheng, we took off the three layers of clothes on our bodies, and compared to the cold wind in Chang'an, it was the spring breeze blowing here. The place where the horse died suddenly was a wilderness, and there was no one in a radius of ten miles, but fortunately, Su Su was by his side to navigate correctly.

When we stepped into the city gate, it was already dusk, and all the red bricks and green tiles, the small bridges and flowing water were just a quick glimpse, and the priority was to find a place to eat and drink, and we were simply four hungry wolves.

As soon as we sat down in a restaurant, we saw a man who looked like a scholar coming uninvited. After some understanding, I learned that this person's name is Ruan Yuanwen, a famous young talent in Chicheng, who has been visiting Su Su's brothel all the year round, and has written love poems to many girls, each of which can be used as a model reference. Holding a folding fan in his hand, it looks like it is a little old, and it is said to be an old thing, which is quite precious.

Soft Yuanwen said: I haven't seen Brother Ember for a long time, I heard that I went to Chang'an?

Susu said: Just to deal with some things.

Ruan Yuanwen said: I think I have read thousands of books, but I have never been able to go to Chang'an, it is a pity.

Su Su said: Brother Wen is still young, and there will be opportunities in the future.

Ruan Yuanwen wanted to open his mouth to say something, but I swallowed my saliva and quickly interrupted.

I said, "Wait."

Ruan Yuanwen looked at me suspiciously.

I said: Well, if you don't eat food, it's going to be cold, why don't you talk after eating?

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