Chapter 156: Departure Again
When the corners of Xie Yu's mouth flashed with a malicious smile, his eyes narrowed, and he stared at Shrek, the in front of him, who completely abandoned the word "righteousness" in front of Nicole's beauty, the prescription for Shrek's disease that came to his mind was to take him to the black street to see the world. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It doesn't have to be the black street in his hometown of Danya, Xie Yu believes that any place, any city, as long as there is a black street, and at the same time there is a fat powder street that accompanies that black street, it should be able to cure Shrek's problem of being a nymphomaniac at every turn.
At that time, the girls on the fat powder street who are swaying and swaying, as long as they gently wave their handkerchiefs at Shrek, the prodigal son of the Denggang, and let out a few soft snorts in the cherry mouth, I believe that Shrek's color embryo will definitely fall into the fat powder pile immediately and can't find the north......
Hey...... At that time, if Nicole still wanted to do a beauty trick casually, let Shrek become an obedient pug, I'm afraid it wouldn't be so simple, right?!
Besides, there are endless vicious incidents of picking quarrels and provoking troubles, fights and brawls on the black streets every day, so many that even the security department can't manage it, or it doesn't bother to care about it at all, and Shrek likes to fight so much, isn't it just the right appetite?
Wouldn't Black Street just happen to be an ideal place for a rough person like Shrek to find someone to fight and duel to vent his energy after being in a hurry?!
"That's it, what about when you get back...... Well, I must find time to take Ah Shi to take him on a trip and change his mistake of being cheap at every turn......"
How did Xie Yu analyze it, how did he think that a place like Black Street was really suitable for Shrek, and it was even tailor-made for Shrek, which could not only satisfy his desire to find someone to fight when he was idle, but also go to drink and pick up girls when he was tired after the fight, and let him take advantage of all the good things......
Could it be that there is such a beautiful thing, and he will still ignore the paradise on earth on the black street that is both a training ground and a gentle township, and continue to be called to be a cow and a horse for the little girl?!
"Alas...... I accidentally became a living Lei Feng again, master, I'm saving the runaway youth!"
Xie Yu smacked twice in his mouth, and then continued to squint his eyes, his face overflowed with a warm and compassionate smile like a saint, and from time to time he sighed with satisfaction about his noble temperament.
"Hey, Shrek, look at you...... I'll just say that Harrow's little bastard mage isn't a good person, would a good person show such a lewd smile......?
Xie Yu was pretending to be Lei Feng, feeling his compassionate saint feelings, but a sneer and ridicule that was extremely out of place with the artistic conception at this time interrupted Xie Yu's obscenity.
Xie Yu opened his eyes and looked forward, only to see that the little girl was looking at him angrily, and Shrek, a with tendons, also turned his head and stared at a pair of soybean eyes at the prompting of his goddess, looking at himself curiously.
The most hateful thing is that the two female elves, Yawen and Erix, who were alarmed by the fuss and shouting of the little girl, also turned their heads and looked at themselves with disdain.
"Alas...... Nicole, this little girl, although she doesn't look ugly, but ...... Alas, but she...... Why is she always so silent?!"
After all, it's been a day of tossing, Xie Yu put away his holy smile boredly in the contemptuous and somewhat vigilant gazes of the few other people in the venue, rolled his eyes wildly for a while, and then secretly sighed that the little girl was blind, and walked to the side to prepare to sit down and rest well, no longer paying attention to these idiot guys:
"Hmph, little girl, for the sake of the salary that satisfies the master, I will make you proud for a few more days, once Ah Shi takes the master's prescription, from a young man who has fallen into mud feet due to confusion for a while, he will become a useful talent who is beneficial to the society and the people...... Hehe, let's see if you can continue to be proud then!"
But Xie Yugang walked to the side angrily, and before he sat down, after looking down, he suddenly let out a low exclamation, as if he had seen something terrible, and then raised his head, frowned and said dissatisfiedly to the female elf Yawen:
I said...... That one...... Yawen beauty, let's discuss something, can you not get such a disgusting thing next time?What the hell is this stuff?!"
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Out of double contempt for this shameless little mage's character and magical strength, after hearing the little mage's complaints, Yawen originally planned to flick his sleeves and walk away, ignoring this guy who had ruined his good impression of the noble group of human mages since he was a child, but after a little hesitation, he couldn't help but want to laugh at Xie Yu professionally by the way.
After all, because of its powerful attack power, the spotted sword mantis is a monster that not only terrifies many monsters in this monster mountain range, but even in the human world, it should be famous, but this guy, as a magician, doesn't even know the basic common sense of the fluff on his back, which is really a bit incredible.
Hum...... Not only should I laugh at this scumbag little mage in my profession, but even his teacher should laugh at him in passing!
Yawen had heard her sister Nicole say that this little mage himself had casually mentioned that he had a master, and this time, in addition to helping Nicole spare no effort to find the Ice Flame Grass, he also had to find his master by the way......
(Actually, Nicole lied, Xie Yu didn't know that the destination of Xiao Niu'er's trip was to go to the depths of the treacherous Warcraft Mountain Range when she was shamelessly tricked out of the family, let alone help her find the Ice Flame Grass.) )
As for why Yawen laughed at the little mage's master who had never met before-
Hum...... If he can teach a little mage such a hateful apprentice who is extremely unsuccessful in magic knowledge and extremely inferior in character, then, presumably, his teacher will definitely not be a good person.
Moreover, not only is he not a good person in terms of character, but his so-called master, I'm afraid that his magic strength must be a mess, right?!
Yawen thought hatefully in his heart, and he didn't forget to hit the little mage in front of him with a hard blow to the lack of common sense of Warcraft.
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But after laughing at the little mage's ignorance of magic common sense, Yawen helplessly found that with the thickness and shamelessness of this guy's skin, his ridicule of him seemed to be innocuous at all, and it didn't have any effect at all.
It's like a powerful punch that has been accumulating for a long time, but it seems to be in the air......
-- Yawen couldn't help but feel a little discouraged in his heart.
Moreover, Yawen later found out that he was angry, and angrily reprimanded the little mage for "love to ride but not to ride", and when he wanted to drive this hateful fellow down, the little mage looked himself up and down carefully for a while.
And that evil look made him feel very uncomfortable in his heart, and he was about to scold him in anger, but he found that the little mage's face was suddenly replaced with a flattering smile.
This kind of flattering smile is not much different from the performance of the big idiot named Shrek to Sister Nicole when Sister Nicole was next to her just now.
The so-called people who don't stretch out their hands and don't hit the smiling face, due to the sudden change in the attitude of the little mage, and because of the good cultivation of the elves themselves and the gentle and polite temperament in their bones, it just made Yawen's anger that accumulated again because of the rude eyes of the little mage, and finally failed to break out......
Yawen was a little confused, and didn't understand why the little mage's attitude suddenly changed so humble and flattering, but although he wondered in his heart, he was always unwilling and disdainful to pay attention to this shameless guy anymore, so Yawen could only stomp his feet unwillingly, with a stomach full of anger that could not be vented, walked to Nicole's side, and sat down sullenly.
The female elf's desire to fight and laugh at the little mage not only did not have any effect, but instead made this shameless guy look at him unscrupulously, and he held back a belly of fire, but he couldn't vent it, which made Yawen really feel extremely frustrated and depressed.
After holding his head and sulking for a while, Yawen sighed and began to reluctantly calm his mood, and at the same time secretly wondered why he was suddenly so breathless today, and was so stupid that he was so stupid as to go to this little mage who combines all the shortcomings and characteristics of human beings!
was smiling bitterly and sighing, but a low voice of comfort suddenly came from Yawen's ears, and there seemed to be a trace of helplessness and caution in his voice: "Sister Yawen, don't be like that little idiot, he ...... He's ...... Alas, we should go, you see, it's getting dark......"
Yawen turned his head to look, only to see Nicole looking at him expectantly and anxiously, and in his tone, he was helpless about the shameless virtue of the little mage, a human companion, and finally only replaced it with a "sigh".
Touching the head of this cute little sister and smiling, Yawen shook his head, then looked up at the sky, and sure enough, he saw that the remnant sun was about to set, and he didn't want to delay it any longer in this place, sighed lightly, then closed his eyes, stretched out a hand and pressed it on the back of the spotted knife mantis under the seat, and began to chant in a low voice.
A moment later, the leading brindle beetle, as if given some order, opened its fat and strong two jaws, raised its head and roared, and then moved its thick limbs under it and began to move forward steadily......
Finally, after wasting a good morning and half an afternoon, the improvised mixed team of humans and elves set off again for the uncertain Middle Finger Mountain......