Chapter 61: Shocking step by step, crisis everywhere
The second master and I exchanged glances with each other, and fled back to the hospital as if fleeing. The two places with the most women in the world are Flower Street and Willow Lane, and the other is the backyard of the deep palace. The former is a group of men surrounding a group of women, in other words, every monk has meat to eat. The latter is a group of women surrounding a man, with more porridge and less monks, and the result is either the monk to death or the waste of food. The same is that Flower Street Willow Lane is a place for fun, and the backyard of the deep palace is also, but the harem is just a green building of the saint, and this taste of eating alone is really desirable for men all over the world, so it is a man's lifelong dream to sit on the dragon chair and dominate the harem.
If, I mean, if everyone finds out that being an emperor is a very hard job, then all the men in this world will lose their dreams overnight. Let's think about the emperors who died in history, which one of them was not low-key, diligent and dedicated, and the lantern review was carried out until two or three o'clock in the morning, although the treasury was sufficient, but the emperor was still very poor. Everyone saw that the emperor was so miserable, so they gave up.
The sky was overcast, the wind and rain were bleak, and the wind was blowing rain and dust.
An autumn rain and a cold one, winter seems to be not far away.
The second master closed the window of the hospital to avoid the intrusion of rainwater. It was obviously a cool day, but after the doors and windows were closed, it was a little damp.
The second master said: I watched it, I played it, and when the rain stopped, we will go back.
I said, "Okay." You're not on duty today?
The second master said: I have changed the time with other imperial doctors, and I will get together again with you when I go back to Changgui in the evening.
I nodded happily. I don't have to leave Chang'an for long, and everyone knows this, so it's especially important to get together as soon as possible.
The smell of medicinal herbs was permeated in the air, the same smell as the Ruthless Valley Medical Hall, and it smelled very intimate. I was bored and hungry in the house by a rainstorm, and I reached out and grabbed the herbs and stuffed them into my mouth, the taste was indescribable.
I said, "What is this?"
The second master said: It's tangerine peel.
I chewed it twice and spit it out.
I said, "Ah, is it a dried orange peel?"
The second master said: Yes.
I grabbed another handful of orange-red herbs and put them in my mouth, and as soon as my tongue touched the herbs, I immediately reported back the message that the bitterness came out of the sky. My facial features must be wrinkled together at this time, and I am extremely ugly. I could only keep spitting out my saliva, and I didn't have the courage to swallow it back down my throat.
I said, "Bah, what's this bitter thing?"
The second master said: You are really lucky.
I shouted, "Ah, what do you mean?"
The second master said: You are fortunate to eat the yellow lotus, which is one of the most bitter in the medicinal materials.
I said: unlucky, there is no rock candy, quick, help.
Turning over a small drawer, there were eight square wooden boxes of the same size, and the second master lifted the lid of one of the wooden boxes, which was full of crystal clear rock sugar. I didn't think about it, so I sat on the ground and crunched a box of rock candy. The second master kept persuading me to eat less and reminding me that the real way to eat rock candy is to hold it in my mouth and slowly dissolve it, not to bite it with my teeth.
I always followed the doctor's instructions, and soon I found the right rhythm and method to eat rock candy, a rock candy can last a quarter of an hour in my mouth.
After I had tasted twenty-eight herbs, the rain stopped. Despite the fact that many precious herbs were in my stomach, I was still very hungry.
The second master said: It's not easy to enter the palace, and it's not easy to leave the palace either.
I said, "Wouldn't it be nice to dress up as a eunuch just like in the morning?"
The second master said: A eunuch is not allowed to enter and leave the palace frequently, let alone twice a day.
We fell into deep thought.
I said, "Ah, I have an idea that I don't know if it's feasible or not."
The second master said: But it doesn't hurt to say it.
I said, "I can fly out."
The second master said: ......
I said, "Gee, I can actually fly in in the morning."
The second master said: Ah, why are you only saying it now?
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The plan is very simple, the second master will go out from the palace gate with the palace card, and I will take advantage of the fact that no one around me uses the big light gong to fly over the towering vermilion palace wall, and fly all the way to the Komatsu wine shop to meet the second master. Then the second master paid for the wine, and I was responsible for carrying the wine. In fact, when you spend a certain amount of money, Komatsu Sake Shop will deliver it to your door.
I walked in front with a whistle and leisurely, and the second master walked behind with a sad face on his purse, followed by the delivery guy from Komatsu Liquor Shop.
From time to time, I looked back at the second master, and then looked at the good wine of the cart, and I was satisfied.
The second master said: You are the * naked oppression of the people.
I said, "No, no, I'm robbing the rich and helping the poor."
The second master said: Whose poverty have you helped?
I pointed to myself.
The second master said: I think you are anemic and poor.
I said, "No, of course I am poor, poor, poor
The second master said: Is there anyone in this world who has ever argued with you?
I thought about it for a moment and said, "Really."
The second master said: Who?
I said, "My Master."
The second master asked again: Then does your master still have a master?
I said, "I don't think so."
The second master said: Then your master is about invincible.
After the second master said this, I suddenly felt that my eloquent and flamboyant virtue may have been learned from my master, and the old saying is not always like this: if there is a father, there must be a son, and if there is a teacher, there must be an apprentice. I think that back then, my father was relieved and boldly asked me to worship the jade-faced little white dragon as a teacher, it must have been the same as what Xiao Persimmon and her mother thought, thinking that the master had high medical skills and martial arts, and was handsome. In fact, this is the same thing and not the same thing, after all, it is difficult to explain the character of the master in a word.
The servants of Changgui's family stood at the door and watched, and when they saw our figure from a distance, they turned around and went back to the house to report, and when I completely walked to the door, Changgui had already come out to greet him.
The guy who delivered the wine unloaded the jar of wine from the cart, and moved the jar of wine into it with the servants in the house, and after transporting the wine, the second master gave the guy in the wine shop some tips, and the guy took the tip and quickly nodded his head and thanked him, and went back happily with the broken silver.
Seeing the second master so kind, I am quite happy in my heart. Looking at the back of the second master, and then looking at Changgui's busy figure, I think it is a good blessing to be able to make these friends. I stroked my hungry belly and lifted my feet and rushed in, scurrying towards the fragrant hall.
People feel hungry when they're unhappy, and people feel unusually hungry when they're too happy.
I drank and ate almost in one go, feeling like a wolf cub who had been hungry for months.
The second master said: You eat slowly, no one will rob you.
I slowed down a bit, but I didn't have time to talk to him.
Changgui said: Hahahahaha, whether the second master will take you to the palace for a trip or take you to the palace to work as a coolie, how can you come back hungry like this.
I tried to swallow the food in my mouth, and said, "It's almost the same, it's just frightening, it's dangerous everywhere."
The second master said: Brother Chief, don't listen to his nonsense. Come, drink.
I said, "Tsk, I'm exaggerating a bit, but it's more expressive."
The second master and Changgui said at the same time: Eat your meal.
Eat and eat, I buried my head in eating, the amount of food was so large, the speed was like a tornado blowing across the dining table.
I burped and looked at the mess on the table, embarrassed.
Changgui said: I used to think that my family was a big eater among women, but now that I see your appetite, I don't know if my family is full every day.
I said, "It's a blessing to be able to eat."
Changgui said: Will your master dislike you for eating too much?
I said, "No, I haven't heard Master complain."
Changgui said: Then your master really loves you.
I said, "Does this hurt me?" You don't know how much land we have planted in the Valley of Despair, and we can't eat it all without eating hard.
The two of them supported their heads with their arms and looked at me incredulously, their eyes were very familiar, just like Concubine Xiao's expression when she said that this little guy looked really chic. I consoled myself that since ancient times, heroes have been different from ordinary people, and not everyone can be a hero, nor can everyone eat so much. Master said that a specialty is to do things that most people can't do, and it is also a specialty to be able to eat it.
Changgui struck the pottery bowl with wooden chopsticks and made a dull thumping sound.
I said, "Are you calling your beggars?"
Changgui said: Hahahahaha, rest assured, they can't hear it.
The second master said: I really envy you now that you are at ease.
I said, "The Buddha said to let go of attachments and become a Buddha on the ground."
Changgui said: Damn, you are persuading the second master to escape into Buddhism.
I said, "Buddhism is compassionate, what's so bad?"
Changgui said: Punish wine and punish wine, the second master is still an innocent little virgin!
I was already full and forced to drink three bowls of wine, and my belly was about to burst. I held on to the door frame to digest the food in my stomach, and the second master fed me a few pills to strengthen my stomach and eliminate appetite. Tonight's sky is cloudy, with no stars or moon in sight.
I said, "I think about it when I'm full of food, and I steal my heart from hunger and cold."
Changgui asked: What do you want to do?
I said, "I'm eating too much and I want to go out and about."
The second master said: It's dark outside now, and it's really not suitable to go out.
I said, "I know there's a place where it's so bright that it's blind."
Both asked: Where?
I said, "Hundred Flowers."
Changgui immediately blocked my mouth, looking like a thief: be quiet.
I said, "What's the matter, did you go behind our backs?"
Changgui said: Go to your uncle, how could a good man like me go to that kind of place.
I said, "You lie!"
Changgui said: Be quiet, don't be heard by Guan'er.
I'm sure: it looks like you've been.
Changgui said: Oh, I am young and ignorant, now that my brother and I have a family, it is inconvenient to go to that kind of place again.
I said: Then I will go with the innocent little virgin of the second master, and you, a married woman, will stay at home and love your little lady.
The second master expressed his approval, raised his legs and walked out.
Seeing this, Changgui pounced directly on him with an arrow step, hugging the second master and not letting go.
The second master asked: What are you doing here?
Changgui said: Don't leave me, as a married woman and man, my heart is very entangled, do you understand, you let me struggle for a while~
I said, "Go and go, and let go if you don't go."
The second master frowned, and his body straightened. You can imagine how broken it is for an innocent little virgin to be tightly hugged by a married woman. I thought, I have to take the second master to Baihuafang to wash my soul quickly.
After half a burnt incense, Changgui finally ended his complicated and fierce struggle, and evil finally triumphed over justice. After struggling, Changgui walked on the wrong path with peace of mind, and I was undoubtedly the initiator.