The story of Van Ge is:

It is said that in ancient times, there was a young lady who met a poor scholar who went to Beijing to take the exam to take shelter from the rain, and found that he was very talented, so the young lady promised him.

The next day, the young lady wept and sent the scholar: "If you are in high school, don't be a concubine." ”

The scholar swore and left, and the young lady asked Yahuan to record the scholar's name in the book.

The maid said, "Miss, this is already the fiftieth scholar." ”

The young lady said: "No way, diversified investment, there is always one who will really be admitted to the Jinshi." ”

After a pause, Yang Chan finally reacted.

"Giggles!" Yang Chan covered her lips, the flowers and branches of her laughter trembled, and she said in a wry voice: "That young lady is really shameless, it's not you who talked nonsense, how can there be such a slutty young lady." ”

"Why not?" Shi Fan said: "Third Holy Mother, let me ask you, if a handsome scholar comes to your Holy Mother Temple to take shelter from the rain, what will you do?

"People don't!"

"No?" Shi Fan sneered, "Then what did you mean by what you just said?

Brother Fan told this story with deep meaning, didn't Liu Yanchang just go to the Temple of Our Lady to take shelter from the rain and ask for a signature, and the two of them came together? Today is to warn the Three Holy Mother, telling her this story by himself is a psychological hint, even if he has this idea, he has to think about it for the sake of face.

"That's just a joke, how could I fall in love with the poor Xiucai?" Yang Chan sneered, her face was crimson, even if she had that idea, she didn't want to have it when Shi Fan said it.

"Hmph, I hope so!" Shi Fan said lightly, saying in his heart that if your brother doesn't come, you will marry Liu Yanchang, and you have to be sad, even your son will be unlucky, and you will be pressed by your brother under Huashan in the future.

"Hopefully? Yang Chan snorted, she is a dignified Three Virgins, beautiful and beautiful, how can she fall in love with a poor talent.

"Okay, will it not be up to me to have the final say, it still depends on you, okay, it's not early, I have to go back to practice, I will leave first, find me if you have something, just call Brother Fan." ”

"Alas, Brother Fan, don't go, tell another one!" Yang Chan even stretched out her hand to grab it, the Temple of Our Lady was lonely and lonely, this story had just aroused people's interest, but he left, there was no difference between touching a woman and touching a woman, but it was not torture.

Brother Fan, where will he care about her, he has already closed the dialog box, he has already had an experience in dealing with this kind of tall fairy, the more you catch up, the more she looks down on you, thinking that you are slipping her, on the contrary, the more you ignore her, the more you can arouse their interest, and when she can't stop her story, she can fool the merit.

And Brother Fan has already planned to show her the Baolian Lantern TV series from tomorrow to make her feel humiliated, and then I don't believe that you will be emotionally attached to him if you run into that again.

After listening to it for a long time, seeing that Shi Fan didn't respond, Yang Chan cut a small grass into two pieces with a sword, and said angrily: "What Brother Fan, bullshit is immortal, fooling people, isn't it!"

The Three Holy Mothers are really willing to listen to this kind of scholar's story, this guy teases others with adult stories, and he is addicted to the silver family, but he leaves, he can't be shameless.

Looking at the dark night outside the hall, Yang Chan sighed, to be honest, the night is long, lonely and difficult, but it is really lonely.

Looking at Yang Chan's self-talk, Shi Fan snapped a cigarette and fooled you how to drop? Aren't you willing to listen? Fooling a simple fairy can't be too simple.

Seeing that it was not early, Shi Fan unfolded his body, leaving an afterimage in the night, and sped up to return to the shantytown.

Today, Da Bu ate a little too much, and his energy was a little excessive, Shi Fan first fed the pressure Shanda and Elizabeth who were looking at him, and then slapped the palm technique to refine the aura of eating fruits, and then re-entered the room.

The mobile phone was thrown on the bed, and he took off his essence and entered the bathroom to take a shower, and then casually wrapped a bath towel into the bedroom.

Anyway, Nalan Xiangxue was not there, Shi Fan rarely relaxed, and he didn't have to worry too much, the bath towel was loose, his strong chest and skin were exposed, and he went into the bed.

But he really ate a little too much today, and he was hot, and then he didn't feel well, anyway, he was not afraid of being at home, so he threw the bath towel aside, slept naked, and was completely refreshed.

Light a cigarette and exhale the smoke gently, Fan Geshuang, to be honest, there is a super beauty around him, he can only watch, he can sleep in a bed, but he can't touch it, and he has to be neatly dressed, it is really a torment for men, and he will completely relax today.

Pulling the quilt over his body, Shi Fan habitually took the mobile phone, and as soon as he opened WeChat, several messages popped up one after another, Shi Fan saw that the straight toothache was all the dragon girl's heart, and repeated a sentence repeatedly, "Brother Fan, you are not here, people are so lonely, tell a story to others." ”

In the end, seeing that Shi Fan hadn't come yet, his voice changed again, "Do you want to talk about it?"

Seeing this information, Shi Fan was happy, and knew that it was almost time to fool some merits, and he couldn't keep talking about no return, to be honest, it was much easier to fool the lonely Bai Fumei little widow than to fool other immortals, they were just like Bai Fumei on the earth, as long as they were happy, they didn't blink an eye.

Shi Fan knocked on a word, "I said Sister Long, it's not impossible to tell a story, didn't I tell you, it takes a lot of energy and merit to think of a story, let me tell you, it's not easy for me, in order to tell you a story, I have to delay a lot of cultivation time." ”

"Okay, don't say it, isn't it just merit? I'll give it to you!" Over there, I was very excited to hear a story, and immediately gave him 2,000 merits, and then pulled the brocade that couldn't cover the soft body at all and covered my body, and lay on the quilt with my cheeks in my hand to listen to the story.

With the addition of these two thousand merits, he has more than six thousand merits, Shi Fan feels that it is still less, he wants to download the other small spells that Chang'e said together, according to Chang'e, those who start to cultivate have several small spells, and it is really torturous to learn them one by one.

After the merit was in place, Shi Fan began to look for stories on the Internet again, to be honest, to deal with these lonely fairies in the past few days, I still prepared a few adult stories, and I found one and sent it to her:

It is said that a long time ago, there was a eunuch surnamed Li who often farted.

One day, the emperor came to a certain place, and the eunuch said: "The emperor is driving ......", but just when he wanted to say "to", suddenly, a sound came out of his buttocks, "boom".

Eunuch Li died at the age of 23.

After speaking, Shi Fan closed the dialog box.

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