Burst!

All squirted.

Big brother, can you please stop being so funny......

"Hahahaha......"

Although they all squirted out, because of the face between colleagues, some people were still Ding Kaihang's subordinates, and they didn't dare to laugh so blatantly.

The only one in the audience who could laugh heartlessly was Jiang Wanying.

Jiang Wanying was no longer able to do it at this time, kneeling on the beach, holding her stomach, and tears of laughter came out.

No, no, no, what I can't stand the most is such a serious braggart appearance of Brother Spade......

At this time, Ding Kaihang's face was like eating a piece of dog.

Sunan of grass mud horses!

Don't give Lao Tzu a chance, or Lao Tzu will definitely kill you!

Everyone's faces were flushed, this Sunan was so funny when he spoke......

Although Ding Kaihang's lifeline is very small, it doesn't have to be seen with a magnifying glass, right?

But compared to when I was wearing swim trunks and stuffing a towel before, it was really ridiculous, hahaha......

Sunan was still frowning, his face was very solemn, and he sighed helplessly.

"No, no, I'll take a closer look......"

Sunan squatted down and took a closer look, since he had played enough, he still had to help this Ding Kaihang to cure it.

was stung by this poisonous wasp, not to mention that the root of his life is going to be cut off, whether he can hold his life or not.

Sent Xiao Lori to take her silver needle, Sunan took out the longest one, aimed at Ding Kaihang's thigh, and stabbed it directly.

"Ah~!"

Ding Kaihang screamed out in an instant.

Just kidding, you're not my friend, why am I so attentive to you?

Also very precise piercing acupuncture points, consider your feelings?

It's good to keep you alive, Sunan directly stabbed the silver needle very roughly.

Then two silver needles were pierced on the neck and thighs.

Although this method could not be cured, it could be regarded as saving Ding Kaihang's life.

Sunan felt helpless for a while, damn, Lao Tzu is too kind, otherwise you will lose your ability to be a man.

At this time, if Ding Kaihang knows Sunan's thoughts, I am afraid that a mouthful of old blood will spurt out.

Let's go to Nima's!

You're so kind!

Excuse me, who kicked me in the face, who injected me with Viagra while I wasn't looking, who kicked me into the sea and threw me a hornet's nest?

Nima's is that you are all you!

......

After about ten minutes passed, Sunan slowly pulled out the silver needle on Ding Kaihang's body.

However, when he looked at him again, Sunan suddenly laughed, this time it really has nothing to do with me, big brother......

"This friend, your little Ding Ding seems to be very popular with those little animals?"

"What do you mean?"

At this time, Ding Kaihang, who had been subjected to sunan acupuncture, was already able to speak, which was enough to see that Sunan's acupuncture was still very effective.

Ding Kaihang looked down and suddenly found that there was actually a leech on the root of his life!

Maybe some friends don't know what a leech is, in short, it is a kind of bug, sucking human blood.

On the skin, the leech will first insert his mouth into the human skin, and if you forcibly pull it out, or pinch it to death.

Its mouth will remain in the human body, and it will slowly become infected......

This leech is really a headache.

Sunan also sighed helplessly, and said lightly.

"You can't blame other people's leeches, who made this thing look like a bait, I didn't catch any small fish, shrimp, hermit crab or something, but I actually caught a leech!"

Ding Kaihang also panicked instantly, why is he so unlucky!

If this leech remains in the body, the final result is still excision!

Ding Kaihang's eyes were full of pleading, and he said with a crying voice.

"Big brother...... Big brother, can you help......"

Sunan pinched his chin, the expression on his face was very melancholy and tangled, and he said with some solemnity.

"As for me, I can only do it, if you think it works, you can use it. If not, you'll have to go to the hospital, but what happened on the way to the hospital...... I can't say well. ”

"Okay, okay, local methods are local methods, I admit it!"

Ding Kaihang didn't have time to hesitate, so he immediately agreed, if this thing stayed on his body for a minute, he would be nervous for a minute!

"Well, don't worry, listen to me first, tell me what this method is, and you are making up your mind. ”

Sunan cleared his throat and began to popularize knowledge to these colleagues who had never lived in the countryside since childhood.

"When bitten by a leech, there are generally only two ways, the first is to whip it with a shoe, and after a few strokes, the leech will naturally let go of its mouth and fall down. The second is to burn the leech with a cigarette butt to make the leech feel the heat, and it will also fall off automatically, which one do you choose?" (The method is true, not apocryphal.) ）

Hiss~

Hearing these two methods, everyone instantly gasped, no matter which one it is, it hurts to think about it!

Some people have begun to cover their crotch and feel like it hurts when they hear it.

Some people even suspect that Sunan is deliberately taking revenge on Ding Kaihang.

But at this time, Lin Changtian walked out, his face was also very solemn, nodded slowly, and said seriously.

"Xiao Su still has a lot of life experience, when I was young, I was bitten by a leech by the river, and the local people told me that this method is also used, and you can pump it hard with the sole of your shoe. ”

Lin Changtian's words are still very prestigious, after all, everyone knows that Lin Changtian once climbed from a farmer to the position of today's chairman step by step.

The most earthy and dumbest method is often more effective.

Now everyone's suspicion of Sunan has completely disappeared, and all that remains is sympathy and watching the excitement.

Ding Kaihang gritted his teeth, hesitated for a long time, and slowly squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.

"I'll choose the second one!

If you smoke with your shoes, you can't smash your life!

Ding Kaihang can only choose this, at this time he wants to die, but for the sake of his sexual happiness in the second half of his life, he can only endure it!

Sunan hurriedly asked someone for a cigarette, and then took out a box of matches.

Laugh at...... Didn't light it.

Laugh at...... Didn't light it again......

When Sunan struck the truth of the third match, Ding Kaihang was about to go crazy and roared loudly.

"Whoever has a lighter, give him one!"

At this time, Ding Kaihang still had the gentlemanly demeanor before, and he looked like a dog jumping off the wall in a hurry.

Sunan took the lighter sent by others, slowly lit a cigarette, and smoked it.

Ding Kaihang is going crazy, if he hadn't asked for this Sunan, he would have to kick him to death!

"Big brother...... Hurry up, you're still smoking?"

Sunan frowned with disgust on his face, and said impatiently.

"Such a long cigarette, you let me smoke two puffs, and the remaining cigarette butt will be used for you, otherwise it will be a waste!"

(End of chapter)